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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas EFIL4ZAGGIN - 100% Completion Guide Authored by Bootkneeley Farnswurth (aka VampireHorde) ______ ______ _____ _ _ _ ______ _____ _____ _____ _ _ | ____| ____|_ _| | | || |___ / /\ / ____|/ ____|_ _| \ | | | |__ | |__ | | | | | || |_ / / / \ | | __| | __ | | | \| | | __| | __| | | | | |__ _/ / / /\ \| | |_ | | |_ | | | | . ` | | |____| | _| |_| |____| |/ /__ / ____ \ |__| | |__| |_| |_| |\ | |______|_| |_____|______|_/_____/_/ \_\_____|\_____|_____|_| \_| ************************* INTRODUCTION ************************* Thanks for clicking on EFIL4ZAGGIN (try reading that word backwards). This simple guide will reveal EVERY Main and Non-story mission in the game towards achieving that precious 100% game save. I will only give critical tips (not long boring-ass walkthroughs) for most missions. Any missions I leave blank are as simple to understand and don't need my explanation. This is NOT a step-by-step checklist! I encourage you to do any mission in whatever order you like but be sure that you do them all. And, YES, I have achieved 100% three separate times! **If you came here looking for a 100% Checklist only, scroll to the bottom of the FAQ to find my checklist. That way you don't waste time reading everything here just to find what you don't need. Ready, gangsta? READ ON! IT'S LIKE THIS AND LIKE THAT AND LIKE THIS... ++WARNING: THIS FAQ CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE (for humor purposes of course)! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ CJ MISSIONS PART 1: LOS SANTOS ++ _________ ____ ____ __ ______ __ / ____/ | / __ \/ /\ \/ / / ____/ / / / __/ / /| | / /_/ / / \ / / / __ / / / /___/ ___ |/ _, _/ /___/ / / /___/ /_/ / /_____/_/ |_/_/ |_/_____/_/ \____/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BIG SMOKE/SWEET & KENDL _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : PUNK BITCH (aka RYDER) TIP #1: Choose the Afro for a negative reaction or the Jheri curl for a positive reaction from that punk bitch. TIP #2: Cornrows have the most sex appeal on the haircut list. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ SWEET MISSIONS PART 1 ++ ______ ____________________ / ___/ | / / ____/ ____/_ __/ \__ \| | /| / / __/ / __/ / / ___/ /| |/ |/ / /___/ /___ / / /____/ |__/|__/_____/_____/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : TAGGING UP TURF _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : CLEANING THE HOOD TIP: Use a Pistol instead of a melee weapon to cap the crack dealer. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DRIVE-THRU ("Tacos, again? HELL NO!") TIP: Stick to driving the car only! Let Sweet and that punk bitch do the shooting. If you try to help in the drive-by, there's a possibility that the Kilo Tray car you're shooting may explode too soon and cause yours to explode too. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : NINES AND AKS _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DRIVE-BY TIPS: If you wanna incur the wrath of that punk bitch, get out of the car and shoot the Ballas down instead of driving. (Yes, you CAN get out of the car even though you're supposed to do drive-bys.) You'll hear that punk bitch say, "See? What'd I tell you, Sweet! Busta, straight busta!" _ _ __ (_) (_) / / _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : SWEET'S GIRL _ _ ______ (_) (_) |____ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / / | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / / |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : CESAR VIALPANDO _ _ ___ (_) (_) / _ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ > _ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : DOBERMAN TIP: Be sure to pick up the weapons the Ballas drop during each wave. _ _ ___ (_) (_) / _ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ \__, | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / / |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : LOS SEPULCROS **You need to acquire at least 20 or more territories and finish the "GRAY IMPORTS" mission for Tenpenney to trigger this mission. _ _ __ ___ (_) (_) /_ |/ _ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_|\___/ : REUNITING THE FAMILIES ("I resent your implication and shit.") **To trigger this mission, you need to finish all the missions for Tenpenney, Big Smoke, OG Joke, and the punk bitch. _ _ __ __ (_) (_) /_ /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | || | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | || | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_||_| : GREEN SABRE ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ SWEET MISSIONS PART 2 ++ ______ ____________________ / ___/ | / / ____/ ____/_ __/ \__ \| | /| / / __/ / __/ / / ___/ /| |/ |/ / /___/ /___ / / /____/ |__/|__/_____/_____/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++These missions open up after the "HOMECOMING" mission: _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BEAT DOWN ON B-DUP TIP: Follow my suggestions from the "DOBERMAN" missions and you should be fine. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GROVE 4 LIFE TIP: Same as above. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LOS DESPERADOS ("You want a fucking parade? Nigga please!") **For directions on recruiting gang members, refer to the "Frequently Asked Questions" section of this FAQ. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : END OF THE LINE **I won't compose a walkthrough for this section (for major spoiler purposes) but I will give a few necessary pre-requisites in order to pass this mission with little to no problems. PRE-REQUISITES: --DESERT EAGLE - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level --M4 - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level --DUAL SAWN-OFFS - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level --Max STAMINA --150 HEALTH --150 ARMOR --FIREPROOF unlocked --Max DRIVING SKILL This is all you need to pass this mission. Try to get as much ammunition for those 3 weapons (you have lots of money so spend it!). Unlocking FIREPROOF and having max DRIVING SKILL will help towards the last half of the mission. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ PUNK BITCH MISSIONS ++ ____ __ ___ ____ __ ____ __________________ __ / __ \/ / / / | / / //_/ / __ )/ _/_ __/ ____/ / / / / /_/ / / / / |/ / ,< / __ |/ / / / / / / /_/ / / ____/ /_/ / /| / /| | / /_/ // / / / / /___/ __ / /_/ \____/_/ |_/_/ |_| /_____/___/ /_/ \____/_/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HOME INVASION **Look in the Non-Story missions' section of this FAQ for the exact location of the Boxville for doing Home Invasions. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : CATALYST ("What should I call you? Midget?") TIP: When flinging crates simply aim the reticle above that punk bitch's face or body and then press L1. Or toss the crate on the hood of the car and it will bounce to him. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : ROBBING UNCLE SAM **Just in case you're wondering why I call Ryder a punk bitch, it's because CJ calls him that later in the game. Well, actually CJ calls him a "little bitch" but punk bitch is a funnier name. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ BIG SMOKE MISSIONS ++ ____ __________ _____ __ _______ __ __ ______ / __ )/ _/ ____/ / ___// |/ / __ \/ //_// ____/ / __ |/ // / __ \__ \/ /|_/ / / / / ,< / __/ / /_/ // // /_/ / ___/ / / / / /_/ / /| |/ /___ /_____/___/\____/ /____/_/ /_/\____/_/ |_/_____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : OG LOC (aka OG Joke) _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : RUNNING DOG _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS TIP: Try to stay in the middle of the tracks and focus on getting up front. You can also do it on the far right side but there's a higher chance of getting shot and losing health while driving the bike, so stay close instead. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : JUST BUSINESS TIP #1: Focus on shooting the guys on the bikes. The shooters in the cars are a lesser threat than the bikers. Shoot the big truck's tires if it gets too close. TIP #2: When Smoke stops at the roadblock, focus on destroying the car IN FRONT of the bike NOT the cars on the side. Destroying it will allow Smoke to continue into the aqueducts. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ OG JOKE MISSIONS ++ ____ ______ ______ __ __ ______ / __ \/ ____/ / / __ \/ //_// ____/ / / / / / __ __ / / / / / ,< / __/ / /_/ / /_/ / / /_/ / /_/ / /| |/ /___ \____/\____/ \____/\____/_/ |_/_____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : LIFE'S A BEACH _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : MADD DOGG'S RHYME BOOK _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ :MANAGEMENT ISSUES ("OH FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!") TIP: Since CJ can swim; it doesn't matter if you bail out early, bail out late, or not at all. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HOUSE PARTY (No, not the Kid N' Play movie) **When dating Katie, she spouts off random quotes during the date (like every girlfriend in the game), one of them being "OG Loc? More like OG Joke!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ CESAR VIALPANDO MISSIONS ++ _________________ ___ ____ / ____/ ____/ ___// | / __ \ / / / __/ \__ \/ /| | / /_/ / / /___/ /___ ___/ / ___ |/ _, _/ \____/_____//____/_/ |_/_/ |_| _ _________ __ ____ ___ _ ______ ____ | | / / _/ | / / / __ \/ | / | / / __ \/ __ \ | | / // // /| | / / / /_/ / /| | / |/ / / / / / / / | |/ // // ___ |/ /___/ ____/ ___ |/ /| / /_/ / /_/ / |___/___/_/ |_/_____/_/ /_/ |_/_/ |_/_____/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HIGH STAKES, LOW-RIDER TIP: Be a cheater. Cut corners and you'll take first place before the second to third checkpoint. If you can't make first place halfway through the race then you aren't cheating properly! KING IN EXILE (cutscene only) _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : WU ZI MU TIP: Be a cheater. Cut corners and you'll take first place. Make sure to use the Handbrakes to do turns. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : PHOTO OPPORTUNITY ("I know a pimp when I see one!") ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ WANG'S AUTO SHOWROOM MISSIONS ++ _____ __ ______ _ ______ ____ ____ __ ___ / ___// / / / __ \ | / / __ \/ __ \/ __ \/ |/ / \__ \/ /_/ / / / / | /| / / /_/ / / / / / / / /|_/ / ___/ / __ / /_/ /| |/ |/ / _, _/ /_/ / /_/ / / / / /____/_/ /_/\____/ |__/|__/_/ |_|\____/\____/_/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++The following missions open up AFTER you finish the "YAY KA BOOM BOOM" mission, pass all 12 Driving tests, and purchase the Wang's Auto showroom (in that order): _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : ZEROING IN _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : TEST DRIVE _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : CUSTOMS FAST TRACK **Completing this mission opens up the Export/Import garage near the crane. Walk up to the chalkboard to see the list of cars wanted. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : PUNCTURE WOUNDS TIP: For faster results, use the P.I.T. maneuver to swerve the "crazy bitch" off the road. Quickly lay down a spike on the road and if done correctly, she'll pop her tires. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ CJ MISSIONS PART TWO: SAN FIERRO ++ ______ __ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / ____/ / / / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / / __ / / / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / /___/ /_/ / / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / \____/\____/ /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- These following missions are unlocked after completing "ARE YOU GOING TO SAN FIERRO?" _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR **For some reason, I find it funny that CJ refers to the GTA3 guy as a "mute muthafucker" and Cesar's cousin Catalina as a "bitch ass". _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : 555 WE TIP _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DECONSTRUCTION **Completing this mission opens up Driving School. Wait for Jethro's call and he'll inform CJ about the school. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : JIZZY _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : ICE COLD KILLA TIP: For some Jizzy hi-larity later in the mission, shoot all four tires of his Broadway before entering the roof. When Jizzy tries to drive away from the club, he'll barely make it onto the road (BARELY). **Thanks to the guy who gave me this tip long ago. Forgot your name. _ _ __ (_) (_) / / _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : PIER 69 **Completing this mission opens up Boating School at Bayside Marina. _ _ ______ (_) (_) |____ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / / | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / / |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : TORENO'S LAST FLIGHT **BIG NOTE: You will pass this mission as long as you fire ONE rocket at the helicopter. The helicopter flies away and claims it went down in a ball of flames. NOT TRUE! You'll see why later in the game. _ _ ___ (_) (_) / _ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ > _ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : YAY KA-BOOM-BOOM **Finishing this mission triggers Toreno's missions. Wait for his "phone call". ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ CJ MISSIONS PART THREE: BACK TO LOS SANTOS ++ ______ __ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / ____/ / / / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / / __ / / / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / /___/ /_/ / / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / \____/\____/ /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The following missions are unlocked after completing "SAINT MARK'S BISTRO" mission and watching the "FISH IN A BARREL" cutscene: _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : A HOME IN THE HILLS TIP: You DON'T have to land directly on the helipad to start the mission. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : VERTICAL BIRD ("That wasn't a groupie! It was a roadie!") TIP: Before stealing the Hydra, notice that there's another fighter jet parked inside and another one that descends next to it. Destroy both fighter jets (keep a really far distance). When you steal the Hydra, you will only be pursued by ONE jet! Unfortunately, you're on your own after that. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : HOMECOMING _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : CUT THROAT BUSINESS TIP #1: Finish Boating School before attempting this mission. The first half of the mission will be familiar to you if you finished the last Boating test. TIP #2: Don't worry about Madd Dogg; he can take care of himself. Just focus on catching up with the phony. TIP #3: No matter how hard you try, you can NEVER catch up with the phony. This is a side-by-side race that leads to the recording studio. (Believe me; I tried catching up to that chickenshit phony and never got close.) **You unlock the Go-Kart at the back entrance of Madd Dogg's crib when you finish this mission. There are also various spawning points for the Kart just so you know, but I'll let you find them. _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : RIOTS ("Hans Jerkov?") This is a super lame-ass mission. All you do is drive back to Grove Street while CJ and Sweet discuss about masturbation in the car (I'm not kidding!). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ THE TRUTH MISSIONS ++ ________ ________ __________ __ __________ __ /_ __/ / / / ____/ /_ __/ __ \/ / / /_ __/ / / / / / / /_/ / __/ / / / /_/ / / / / / / / /_/ / / / / __ / /___ / / / _, _/ /_/ / / / / __ / /_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ /_/ |_|\____/ /_/ /_/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BODY HARVEST _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ ARE YOU |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GOING TO SAN FIERRO? ("I can't drive when I'm faded!") TIP: Finish the Firefighter missions before doing this so that you're Fireproof. It'll make burning the chronic less painful (in a way). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ CATALINA MISSIONS ++ _________ _________ __ _____ _____ / ____/ |/_ __/ | / / / _/ | / / | / / / /| | / / / /| | / / / // |/ / /| | / /___/ ___ |/ / / ___ |/ /____/ // /| / ___ | \____/_/ |_/_/ /_/ |_/_____/___/_/ |_/_/ |_| __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- FIRST DATE (cutscene only) _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : TANKER COMMANDER TIP: When driving the tanker, make the mission easier on yourself by getting out of the truck and shooting the two assholes down (Catalina will even help you!) instead of driving the whole way through with both of them on your ass. FIRST BASE (cutscene only) _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : AGAINST ALL ODDS (no, not the Phil Collins song...or is it?) GONE COURTING (cutscene only) _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LOCAL LIQUOR STORE ("Don't shoot that gun so close to my ear!") TIP: Make the mission less stressful by helping Catalina. Don't let her do the shooting alone! You're in an ATV, so start blasting with her! MADE IN HEAVEN (cutscene only) _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : SMALL TOWN BANK TIP: You will NOT fail the mission if you lose sight of Catalina. If you do, catch up with her in the next town and then bring her back to her hideout. _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : FAREWELL MY LOVE ("Hold up, bitch! What the fuck is this?") TIP: Be a cheater and cut corners. The other drivers maybe ruthless but they aren't smart enough. **All 4 missions can be done in any order. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ TENPENNY "EZEKIEL 25:17" MISSIONS ++ _____________ ______ _______ ___ ____ __ /_ __/ ____/ | / / __ \/ ____/ | / / | / /\ \/ / / / / __/ / |/ / /_/ / __/ / |/ / |/ / \ / / / / /___/ /| / ____/ /___/ /| / /| / / / /_/ /_____/_/ |_/_/ /_____/_/ |_/_/ |_/ /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BURNING DESIRE _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GRAY IMPORTS _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : BADLANDS TIP #1: You can kill the snitch from afar if you don't get too close to the FBI agents. TIP #2: Sneak around the back of the lodge and manually aim at the gas tank of the snitch's car and blow it up. Doing this won't allow the snitch to drive away. WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW, PUNK MUTHAFUCKER?!? _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : SNAIL TRAIL TIP: Do NOT follow the train side by side. Get ahead of it and get to Market Station first instead! When you get there, run upstairs and try to get a motorcycle and then wait for the target and follow him. _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : MISAPPROPRIATION _ _ __ (_) (_) / / _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : HIGH NOON ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ WUZI MU MISSIONS PART 1: SAN FIERRO ++ _ ____ _______ ____ __ _____ __ | | / / / / /__ / / _/ / |/ / / / / | | /| / / / / / / / / / / /|_/ / / / / | |/ |/ / /_/ / / /___/ / / / / / /_/ / |__/|__/\____/ /____/___/ /_/ /_/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ this website :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++The following Woozie missions are found in San Fierro: _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MOUNTAIN CLOUD BOYS ("You lost? Need a hand?") _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : RAN FA LI TIP: When exiting the airport, don't try to drive past the vans. Instead, get out of the car and shoot the guys down and THEN continue out of the airport. Do the same for the bikers. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LURE _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT ("I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.") TIP #1: You need to boost your Lung Capacity by at least 1% to do this mission, so practice diving (not swimming)! Keep diving around the water until a pop-up confirms your LUNG CAPACITY has been upgraded. TIP #2: You only need to press the Circle button ONCE when diving. _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : THE DA NANG THANG TIP #1: Although the game says to keep quiet "for as long as possible", I say fuck it and blast everybody that gets in your way! TIP #2: The Snakehead is a pussy-fighter. If you learned the karate moves at the Cobra gym, one full combo will kill this bitch! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ WUZI MU MISSIONS PART 2: LAS VENTURAS ++ _ ____ _______ ____ __ _____ __ | | / / / / /__ / / _/ / |/ / / / / | | /| / / / / / / / / / / /|_/ / / / / | |/ |/ / /_/ / / /___/ / / / / / /_/ / |__/|__/\____/ /____/___/ /_/ /_/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ this website :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The following Woozie missions are found in Las Venturas after completing all 12 Flight School tests: _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : FENDER KETCHUP ("OH MY GOD! I JUST SHIT MYSELF!!") _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : EXPLOSIVE SITUATION _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHIPS _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : DON PEYOTE (its Kent Paul and the guy from Love Fist!) TIP: Kill all the rednecks at the Snake Farm to make the drive back to Rosie's less stressful. FISH IN A BARREL (cutscene only) **After watching this scene, Rosie will call CJ about Salvatore. This phone call unlocks Salvatore's missions. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ JIZZY B MISSIONS ++ __________________ __ ____ / / _/__ /__ /\ \/ / / __ ) __ / // / / / / / \ / / __ | / /_/ // / / /__/ /__ / / / /_/ / \____/___/ /____/____//_/ /_____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : T-BONE MENDEZ _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : MIKE TORENO TIP: Do the mission on a motorcycle. It'll make getting to the airport faster. Uh oh, did I give it away? **I find it funny that Toreno pulls a gun on CJ and asks, "Who the fuck is this?" yet later in the game, Toreno knows everything about CJ! _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : OUTRIDER TIP: Watch out for shooters on high ledges! **Technically, this is a CJ mission but it's Jizzy who triggers it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ ZERO MISSIONS ++ _____ __________ ____ /__ / / ____/ __ \/ __ \ / / / __/ / /_/ / / / / / /__/ /___/ _, _/ /_/ / /____/_____/_/ |_|\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++You have to purchase Zero's property in order to unlock his missions. _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : AIR RAID ("Who the fuck is Berkley?") TIP: All the planes that approach the roof all arrive in the same order each time. Just shoot them down in the same pattern they arrive in. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : SUPPLY LINES ("Those are some pretty strong drawers!") **Thanks to all the user-submitted strategies. The one I've written here have been the majority of strategies I've been getting, so PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR ANYMORE TIPS! Nothing else I tell you can make this mission any easier! It seems the only way to counter a 5 1/2 minute gas limit (RC planes use gas?) is NOT to fly! When the mission starts, land the plane on the street and control the plane from there. Control the plane towards each van or bike and shoot them all down. Once Zero gives the command to bring the plane back, go ahead and start flying it. Good luck, you're gonna need it! _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : NEW MODEL ARMY TIP: This mission is super simple! Ignore Zero's annoying commands and grab some mini-missiles first. Destroy all three mini-tanks AND THEN continue with the mission without any mini-tank interference AND without a single scratch on the Bandit. Man, this was so easy! **After finishing all Zero's missions, I still have the same question CJ asked: "WHO THE FUCK IS BERKLEY?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ TORENO MISSIONS ++ __________ ____ _______ ______ /_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/ | / / __ \ / / / / / / /_/ / __/ / |/ / / / / / / / /_/ / _, _/ /___/ /| / /_/ / /_/ \____/_/ |_/_____/_/ |_/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MONSTER ("What the fuck is a GPS?") _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : HIGHJACK ("What am I? A Mexican jumping bean?!?") _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : INTERDICTION _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : VERDANT MEADOWS **During this mission, Jethro will call to tell CJ about an "unofficial racing club". This phone call unlocks the Checkered Flag races. ++Completing all of Toreno's missions will unlock four weapons at his house: Minigun, Rocket Launcher, Flamethrower, and Heat-Seeking Missile Launcher. Unfortunately, you don't unlock the super sweet Monster truck used in the "MONSTER" mission. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ KEN ROSENBERG MISSIONS ++ ____ ____ _____ _______ ______ __________ ______ / __ \/ __ \/ ___// ____/ | / / __ )/ ____/ __ \/ ____/ / /_/ / / / /\__ \/ __/ / |/ / __ / __/ / /_/ / / __ / _, _/ /_/ /___/ / /___/ /| / /_/ / /___/ _, _/ /_/ / /_/ |_|\____//____/_____/_/ |_/_____/_____/_/ |_|\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, the pink suit wearing, coke-loving, neurotic lawyer from Vice City returns! _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : INTENSIVE CARE TIP: The fake Ambulance vehicle with Johnny is located in the Rockshore West area. Ignore the other two. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : THE MEAT BUSINESS TIP: Leave Rosenberg in the freezer and focus on killing the Mafiosos. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ MADD DOGG MISSIONS ++ __ ______ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____________ / |/ / | / __ \/ __ \ / __ \/ __ \/ ____/ ____/ / /|_/ / /| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / __/ / __ / / / / ___ |/ /_/ / /_/ / / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ /_/_/ |_/_____/_____/ /_____/\____/\____/\____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++This mission is available after "THE MEAT BUSINESS" mission. _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MADD DOGG TIP: Make sure to back up and move forward SLOWLY when trying to catch Dogg! It's not as hard as it looks. TRUST ME, IT'S NOT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ SALVATORE LEONE MISSIONS ++ _____ ___ __ _ _____ __________ ____ ______ / ___// | / /| | / / |/_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/ \__ \/ /| | / / | | / / /| | / / / / / / /_/ / __/ ___/ / ___ |/ /__| |/ / ___ |/ / / /_/ / _, _/ /___ /____/_/ |_/_____/___/_/ |_/_/ \____/_/ |_/_____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : FREEFALL (hey, it's Maria from GTA3!) TIP #1: Do NOT jump out of the plane manually! Fly the plane REALLY high until you can see the approaching aircraft with the floating corona on top of it! Do a 180-bank turn and then fly through the corona on top of the other aircraft to trigger the cutscene of CJ jumping out. TIP #2: To land the plane successfully from a high altitude, put down the landing gear to keep the plane leveled. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : SAINT MARK'S BISTRO (Wait, wasn't it called Marco's Bistro in GTA3?) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ THE "BELLAGIO, MIRAGE, AND MGM GRAND" HEIST MISSIONS ++ ________ ________ __ _______________________ /_ __/ / / / ____/ / / / / ____/ _/ ___/_ __/ / / / /_/ / __/ / /_/ / __/ / / \__ \ / / / / / __ / /___ / __ / /____/ / ___/ // / /_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ /_/_____/___//____//_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : ARCHITECTURAL ESPIONAGE _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : KEY TO HER HEART TIP #1: If you want the keycard the easy way, simply shoot Millie on your next date and wait awhile for the door to her house to have a yellow arrow. TIP #2: If you want the keycard the hard way, get your relationship with Millie above 35%. After the date, she will give CJ a call and tell him to pickup the keycard at her house. (She's in on the heist now!) Oh, and don't forget the 11-inch purple "weapon"! **I've found a faster way of getting the keycard without killing her. Read the Frequently Asked Questions section for complete info. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DAM AND BLAST TIP #1: You're not supposed to jump out of the plane manually! Fly REALLY high in the sky until you see a corona in the clouds. Fly through it to trigger the cutscene of CJ jumping out and crashing the plane. From there, control his parachute to the landing point and start the mission. TIP #2: As long as you don't alert everyone at once, it's okay to rub out the security and civilians that spot you inside the Dam. _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : COP WHEELS TIP: 2 of the motorbikes are left alone while policemen are driving the other two. Bump the policemen off instead of using weapons (it'll only give you a 1-Star Wanted rating which you can shake off easily). _ _ _____ (_) (_) | ____| _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : UP, UP AND AWAY! _ _ __ (_) (_) / / _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \ | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | BREAKING THE |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : BANK AT CALIGULA'S TIP: If you missed the helipad when jumping off the roof, land on the street and quickly jack a vehicle and hightail it back to the Airstrip. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ AIRFIELD MISSIONS ++ ________ ________ ___ ________ __________________ ____ /_ __/ / / / ____/ / | / _/ __ \/ ____/ _/ ____/ / / __ \ / / / /_/ / __/ / /| | / // /_/ / /_ / // __/ / / / / / / / / / __ / /___ / ___ |_/ // _, _/ __/ _/ // /___/ /___/ /_/ / /_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ |_/___/_/ |_/_/ /___/_____/_____/_____/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Airplanes in this game are a goddamn pain in the ass to fly (that is NO joke!). Flying planes in Vice City was easier than this! Passing all 10 Flying School tests unlocks the following missions: _ _ __ (_) (_) /_ | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : N.O.E. TIP: DO NOT (BY ANY MEANS) fly through the city or the mountains! Use the ocean and fly west of San Fierro to keep from damaging the plane. Unfortunately, I have no tips on how to fly that damn Rustler. _ _ ___ (_) (_) |__ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / / | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : STOWAWAY TIP: When rushing for the plane, stay on the LEFT side. _ _ ____ (_) (_) |___ \ _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) | | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ < | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : BLACK PROJECT _ _ _ _ (_) (_) | || | _ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_ | '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _| | | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : GREEN GOO TIP: You need to destroy two crates (of the three) in order to get the item. It doesn't matter which ones they are but the third destroyed crate will ALWAYS have the item. **Completing this mission will unlock the ULTRA SWEET "Black Project" at the Airstrip. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ DRIVING SCHOOL ++ ____ ____ _____ _______ ________ / __ \/ __ \/ _/ | / / _/ | / / ____/ / / / / /_/ // / | | / // // |/ / / __ / /_/ / _, _// / | |/ // // /| / /_/ / /_____/_/ |_/___/ |___/___/_/ |_/\____/ _____ ________ ______ ____ __ / ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ / \__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / / ___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___ /____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++The school opens up after the "DECONSTRUCTION" mission. Wait for Jethro's phone call and the school will open up. BACK TO SCHOOL Complete all 12 driving tests to unlock the Racing Missions and the Wang's Auto Showroom property for purchase: #1: THE 360 #2: THE 180 #3: WHIP AND TERMINATE #4: POP AND CONTROL #5: BURN AND LAP #6: CONE COIL #7: THE 90 TIP: Use the Square and R1 button to turn without swerving too far. #8: WHEELIE WEAVE (this one is the most difficult to pass) #9: SPIN AND GO #10: P.I.T. MANEUVER #11: ALLEY OOP #12: CITY SLICKING REWARDS ALL BRONZE - SUPER GT ALL SILVER - BULLET ALL GOLD - HOTKNIFE I passed all 12 tests with GOLD and I have proof! E-mail me if you want to see large screencaps of all the unlocked cars. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ FLYING SCHOOL ++ ________ ____________ ________ / ____/ / / _/ ____/ / / /_ __/ / /_ / / / // / __/ /_/ / / / / __/ / /____/ // /_/ / __ / / / /_/ /_____/___/\____/_/ /_/ /_/ _____ ________ ______ ____ __ / ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ / \__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / / ___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___ /____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++To unlock Flying School, you need to purchase the Airstrip for $80,000 during the "VERDANT MEADOWS" mission from Toreno. You CANNOT take Flight School until you buy the Airstrip!!! LEARNING TO FLY Complete the 10 following (difficult) missions to acquire CJ's pilot license and unlock Las Venturas: #1: TAKEOFF #2: LAND PLANE #3: CIRCLE AIRSTRIP #4: CIRCLE AIRSTRIP AND LAND TIP: Before passing through the second to last corona, put down the landing gear so that the plane can level itself when you land. This may take a few tries but it will guarantee a GOLD Certificate. #5: HELICOPTER TAKEOFF #6: LAND HELICOPTER #7: DESTROY TARGETS TIP: Use First-person view to destroy targets with better precision. #8: LOOP THE LOOP #9: BARREL ROLL (this test is a bitch to pass) #10: PARACHUTING TIP: Landing directly in the middle of the circle will give you a GOLD. REWARDS BRONZE - RUSTLER SILVER - STUNTPLANE (THIS STUNTPLANE CAN KISS MY ASS!) GOLD - HUNTER UNLOCKABLES: ++HYDRA FIGHTER JET - Complete the "VERTICAL BIRD" mission and it will spawn in the last hangar. ++LEVIATHAN - Complete the "UP, UP AND AWAY!" mission. (Sometimes it will spawn at the Airstrip and sometimes it won't.) ++BLACK PROJECT - Complete the "GREEN GOO" mission to unlock this ULTRA SWEET unlockable! Screw airplanes and motorcycles when you got this $60 million hunk of junk! I achieved all GOLD for the Flying tests and I have proof, baby! E-mail me if you want to see a large screencap of all the unlocked planes at the Airstrip. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ BOATING SCHOOL ++ ____ ____ ___ ______ / __ )/ __ \/ |/_ __/ / __ / / / / /| | / / / /_/ / /_/ / ___ |/ / /_____/\____/_/ |_/_/ _____ ________ ______ ____ __ / ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ / \__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / / ___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___ /____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++Complete the PIER 69 mission to unlock the Boat School. Complete all 5 tests to acquire faster boats: #1: BASIC SEAMANSHIP #2: PLOT A COURSE #3: FRESH SLALOM #4: FLYING FISH #5: LAND, SEA, AIR REWARDS: BRONZE - MARQUIS SILVER - SQUALLO GOLD - JETMAX Like I mentioned above, I achieved GOLD for all Boat tests! E-mail me if you want to see all the unlocked Boats at the Harbor. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ BIKING SCHOOL ++ __ _______ __________ ____ ________ __________ ______ / |/ / __ \/_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/\ \/ / ____/ / / ____/ / /|_/ / / / / / / / / / / /_/ / / \ / / / / / __/ / / / / /_/ / / / / /_/ / _, _/ /___ / / /___/ /___/ /___ /_/ /_/\____/ /_/ \____/_/ |_|\____/ /_/\____/_____/_____/ _____ ________ ______ ____ __ / ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ / \__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / / ___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___ /____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bike School is available anytime once you enter Las Venturas. Complete all 6 tests to gain better biking skills: #1: THE 360 #2: THE 180 #3: THE WHEELIE #4: JUMP AND STOP #5: THE STOPPIE #6: JUMP AND STOPPIE REWARD BRONZE - FREEWAY SILVER - FCR-900 GOLD - NRG-500 After about a hundred attempts on the Jump and Stoppie test, I finally passed that test and have achieved GOLD for all six tests! As before, e-mail me if you want to see the pictures of the unlocked bikes. **BIG NOTE: The three unlocked Bikes DO NOT spawn at the same time. The Freeway and NRG-500 spawn together while the FCR-900 will spawn randomly by itself each time you head back to the Bike School. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- That is all the Main Story Missions for the game. Now for the Non-Story stuff. The following Non-Story Missions can be done at anytime. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ NON-STORY MISSIONS ++ _ ______ _ __ _______________ ______ __ / | / / __ \/ | / / / ___/_ __/ __ \/ __ \ \/ / / |/ / / / / |/ / \__ \ / / / / / / /_/ /\ / / /| / /_/ / /| / ___/ // / / /_/ / _, _/ / / /_/ |_/\____/_/ |_/ /____//_/ \____/_/ |_| /_/ __ _________________ ________ _ _______ / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ / /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- _ __ __ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____ _____ / \ | \/ | __ )| | | | | / \ | \ | |/ ___| ____| / _ \ | |\/| | _ \| | | | | / _ \ | \| | | | _| / ___ \| | | | |_) | |_| | |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___| |___ /_/ \_\_| |_|____/ \___/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_|\____|_____| Make it to Level 12 to boost your Health to 150. TIP: Do this mission in Angel Pine or any small county on the map since the area is so small. __ _____ ____ ___ _ _ _ _ _____ _____ \ \ / /_ _/ ___|_ _| | / \ | \ | |_ _| ____| \ \ / / | | | _ | || | / _ \ | \| | | | | _| \ V / | | |_| || || |___ / ___ \| |\ | | | | |___ \_/ |___\____|___|_____/_/ \_\_| \_| |_| |_____| Make it to Level 12 to boost your Armor to 150. TIP: Save your ammo and just steal a Rhino. Or if you maxed out your SMG ammo, do the mission from an HPV1000. _____ ___ ____ _____ _____ ____ _ _ ____ _ __ | ___|_ _| _ \| ____| |_ _| _ \| | | |/ ___| |/ / | |_ | || |_) | _| | | | |_) | | | | | | ' / | _| | || _ <| |___ | | | _ <| |_| | |___| . \ |_| |___|_| \_\_____| |_| |_| \_\\___/ \____|_|\_\ Make it to Level 12 and you'll unlock "Fireproof". _____ _ __ _____ |_ _|/ \ \ \/ /_ _| | | / _ \ \ / | | | |/ ___ \ / \ | | |_/_/ \_\/_/\_\___| Drop off 50 (thank god!) passengers non-consecutively to unlock Nitro in all Taxis and Cabbies. ____ ___ __ __ ____ ___ _ _ ____ | _ \_ _| \/ | _ \_ _| \ | |/ ___| | |_) | || |\/| | |_) | || \| | | _ | __/| || | | | __/| || |\ | |_| | |_| |___|_| |_|_| |___|_| \_|\____| WHERE TO FIND: Steal a Broadway and press R3 to trigger the missions. Make 10 out of 10 successful pimps and you'll make cash each time you pick up a ho' (THE IRONY!). _____ ____ _____ ___ ____ _ _ _____ | ___| _ \| ____|_ _/ ___| | | |_ _| | |_ | |_) | _| | | | _| |_| | | | | _| | _ <| |___ | | |_| | _ | | | |_| |_| \_\_____|___\____|_| |_| |_| _____ ____ _ ___ _ _ |_ _| _ \ / \ |_ _| \ | | | | | |_) | / _ \ | || \| | | | | _ < / ___ \ | || |\ | |_| |_| \_\/_/ \_\___|_| \_| WHERE TO FIND: Any train station with a stopped train Complete 5 successful deliveries on Level 1 and then exit the train. Enter the train again and press R3 to start Level 2. Complete 5 successful deliveries on Level 2 to complete the mission. TIP #1: To do a complete stop, lower the train's speed to less than 25- 30 MPH when you reach close to the 300-mile Distance mark. Since the brakes are pressure sensitive, press the Square button down hard to stop the train directly before the red marker. TIP #2: You'll be making 5 deliveries: two in each county and then back to the train station where you jacked the train. **After the mission, whenever you go to a train station with a stopped train, press the Triangle button on any of the passenger cars and get a free ride. ____ __ ____ __ | __ )| \/ \ \/ / | _ \| |\/| |\ / | |_) | | | |/ \ |____/|_| |_/_/\_\ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ / ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____| | | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _| | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___ \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____| WHERE TO FIND: Glen Park across the hospital Finish the checkpoint challenge to add points to your percentage. TIP: You can try the L1+Circle Button mega bunny hop trick. Doing this makes CJ jump 5x higher even without any Cycling skills. ____ _ _ ___ _ ___ _ ____ / ___| | | |_ _| | |_ _| / \ | _ \ | | | |_| || || | | | / _ \ | | | | | |___| _ || || |___ | | / ___ \| |_| | \____|_| |_|___|_____|___/_/ \_\____/ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ / ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____| | | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _| | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___ \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____| WHERE TO FIND: On top of Mount Chiliad Complete all three BMX courses to add more points toward the percentage: #1 SCOTCH BONNET YELLOW ROUTE #2 BIRDSEYE WINDER #3 COBRA RUN TIP: My only tip for these three super frustrating races is to do the routes and then practice them. If you lose the race, go back up and do a practice run of the route to get a feel of the course. Do it for all three routes if you can. Good luck! **All three races count as 1 full mission. You need to win first place in all three races to get percentage. _ _ ____ ____ ____ ___ ___ | \ | | _ \ / ___| | ___| / _ \ / _ \ | \| | |_) | | _ |___ \| | | | | | | | |\ | _ <| |_| | ___) | |_| | |_| | |_| \_|_| \_\\____| |____/ \___/ \___/ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ / ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____| | | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _| | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___ \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____| WHERE TO FIND: Easter Basin near the Export Garage Finish the checkpoint challenge to add more percentage points. __ ___ _ _____ _____ \ \ / / \ | | | ____|_ _| \ \ / / _ \ | | | _| | | \ V / ___ \| |___| |___ | | \_/_/ \_\_____|_____| |_| WHERE TO FIND: VANK HOFF HOTEL Make it to Level 5 to acquire the Vank Hoff Hotel assets _____ _ _ _____ ______ ____ __ |_ _| | | | ____| / ___\ \ / / \/ | | | | |_| | _| | | _ \ V /| |\/| | | | | _ | |___ | |_| | | | | | | | |_| |_| |_|_____| \____| |_| |_| |_| You need to spar with trainers to unlock new moves: LOS SANTOS GYM: Spar with the boxer to learn a pair of jab and uppercut moves. SAN FIERRO GYM (COBRA): Spar with the martial arts teacher to unlock a pair of high kick and punch combos. It's not very useful, IMO, but fun to try anyway. **Why is the name of the gym spelled "MARITAL ARTS"? Do you get married while using the treadmill or something? LAS VENTURAS GYM (BELOW THE BELT): Spar with the boxer to unlock CJ's most powerful set of moves. CJ can now grab anybody he's fighting and knee him or her in the stomach if they tend to block too much (just like in Ninja Gaiden). ++Once CJ is buff enough, challenge the trainers in the gym and beat them. Once CJ learns the new moves, you WILL gain percentage. You only have to do this once for all three trainers. _____ _ _ _____ ___ _ _ _ ____ ______ __ |_ _| | | | ____| / _ \| | | | / \ | _ \| _ \ \ / / | | | |_| | _| | | | | | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_) \ V / | | | _ | |___ | |_| | |_| / ___ \| _ <| _ < | | |_| |_| |_|_____| \__\_\\___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\|_| WHERE TO FIND: west/southwest of Las Venturas Complete all seven Quarry missions to acquire the Quarry assets: #1 CLEAR THE ROCKS #2 CLEAR THE EXPLOSIVES #3 USE THE DUMPER TO KILL THE THIEVES #4 DUMP THE DEAD BODIES #5 DRIVE THE DUMPER TO THE AIRSTRIP #6 CLEAR THE TRAIN TRACKS #7 HIDE THE DEAD BODY **All Quarry missions can be re-done at anytime after Mission #7 _____ ____ _ _ ____ _ _______ ____ |_ _| _ \| | | |/ ___| |/ / ____| _ \ | | | |_) | | | | | | ' /| _| | |_) | | | | _ <| |_| | |___| . \| |___| _ < |_| |_| \_\\___/ \____|_|\_\_____|_| \_\ Complete all eight Trucker missions to acquire the Trucking assets: #1 DELIVER MATERIALS SAFELY IN UNDER 2 GAME HOURS #2 DELIVER FRAGILE STUFF TO LOS SANTOS #3 DELIVER ILLEGAL STUFF TO LOS SANTOS #4 DELIVER MATERIALS IN UNDER 5 GAME HOURS #5 DELIVER MATERIALS SAFELY TO CERTAIN DESTINATION #6 DELIVER ILLEGAL MATERIALS TO CERTAIN DESTINATION #7 DELIVER ITEMS IN LESS THAN 6 GAME HOURS #8 DELIVER ILLEGAL MATERIALS WITHOUT DAMAGE **All missions can be re-done after Mission #8 TIP: The locations for deliveries changes for each mission. If you fail the mission, don't think you'll do the same route again. _______ ______ ___ ____ _____ ___ __ __ ____ ___ ____ _____ | ____\ \/ / _ \ / _ \| _ \_ _| |_ _| \/ | _ \ / _ \| _ \_ _| | _| \ /| |_) | | | | |_) || | | || |\/| | |_) | | | | |_) || | | |___ / \| __/| |_| | _ < | | | || | | | __/| |_| | _ < | | |_____/_/\_\_| \___/|_| \_\|_| |___|_| |_|_| \___/|_| \_\|_| WHERE TO FIND: Easter Basin after the "CUSTOMS FAST TRACK" mission. Export all 30 cars on the list to acquire any car you want on specific days for a price. LIST #1: ++PATRIOT SANCHEZ STRETCH FELTZER REMINGTON BUFFALO SENTINEL INFERNUS CAMPER ADMIRAL **You acquire the Monster Truck for the first five deliveries and the Windsor for the next 5 deliveries. ++I found an area in San Fierro that spawns the Patriot. North of Easter Basin is the Naval Base. Enter the open gate and turn left. Drive all the way to the end of the Dock and it'll spawn there. Good luck getting out of there alive! LIST #2: SLAMVAN BLISTA COMPACT STAFFORD SABRE FCR-900 CHEETAH RANCHER STALLION TANKER COMET **You acquire the Bandito for the first five deliveries and Turismo for the next five deliveries. LIST #3: BLADE FREEWAY MESA ZR-350 EUROS BANSHEE SUPER GT JOURNEY HUNTLEY BF INJECTION **You acquire the Vortex for the first five deliveries and the Bullet for the next five deliveries. **I have large hi-res in-game screencaps of all 30 cars with the car names on the screen and they're only available as a ZIP package download by request! E-mail me and I'll send you the 2MB file with all 30 pictures of the cars. Hopefully it'll help make the Exporting mission easier. Oh, and NONE of these pictures are from the Bradygames guide. I found all cars and took the pictures myself. _ ____ _____ _ _ _ / \ | _ \| ____| \ | | / \ / _ \ | |_) | _| | \| | / _ \ / ___ \| _ <| |___| |\ |/ ___ \ /_/ \_\_| \_\_____|_| \_/_/ \_\ __ __ ___ ____ ____ ___ ___ _ _ ____ | \/ |_ _/ ___/ ___|_ _/ _ \| \ | / ___| | |\/| || |\___ \___ \| | | | | \| \___ \ | | | || | ___) |__) | | |_| | |\ |___) | |_| |_|___|____/____/___\___/|_| \_|____/ WHERE TO FIND: Look for the Trophy icon on the map Complete the 4 following stadium challenges to unlock cars outside the stadium in all three counties: #1 8-TRACK (LOS SANTOS STADIUM) TIP #1: Definitely cut corners in this race. Since the car your driving swerves off very easily, you'll need to keep a finger on the Handbrake at all times. TIP #2: You'll unlock the MONSTER (with an American flag design) and the HOTRING RACER at the parking lot when you place first. #2 DIRT TRACK (LAS VENTURAS STADIUM) TIP #1: You don't need to cut corners to win this race. There is a really high jump that will cause ALL the racers to fly off their bikes EVERY SINGLE TIME. When you reach this jump, simply let go of the gas button. By doing this you'll land softly and cut ahead without even trying. TIP #2: You unlock the BF INJECTION in front of the stadium next to the DUNE. #3 KICKSTART (LAS VENTURAS STADIUM) TIP: You unlock the DUNE vehicle in front of the stadium. It looks more like a modded Dump truck to me. #4 BLOOD BOWL (SAN FIERRO STADIUM) TIP: You'll unlock the BLOODRING BANGER vehicle in the parking lot next to the giant football statue for placing first. **Be sure to get First place in all four challenges to get the percentage! No exceptions! _ __ __ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ _____ ___ ___ _ _ / \ | \/ | \/ | | | | \ | | / \|_ _|_ _/ _ \| \ | | / _ \ | |\/| | |\/| | | | | \| | / _ \ | | | | | | | \| | / ___ \| | | | | | | |_| | |\ |/ ___ \| | | | |_| | |\ | /_/ \_\_| |_|_| |_|\___/|_| \_/_/ \_\_| |___\___/|_| \_| ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ / ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____| | | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _| | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___ \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____| Complete the 4 shooting range challenges. #1 PISTOL CHALLENGE #2 SMG CHALLENGE #3 SHOTGUN CHALLENGE TIP: The Third Round of the Shotgun challenge is a little hard to pass. Rapidly tap the fire button to get as many shotgun blasts off before Booth 3 owns your ass. #4 AK-47 CHALLENGE **BIG NOTICE: If you exit the challenge or fail one of them, you will have to start the challenge all over again. ____ ___ _ _ ____ ___ _____ ____ / ___/ _ \| | | | _ \|_ _| ____| _ \ | | | | | | | | | |_) || || _| | |_) | | |__| |_| | |_| | _ < | || |___| _ < \____\___/ \___/|_| \_\___|_____|_| \_\ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ / ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____| | | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _| | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___ \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____| Complete all the Courier Challenges to acquire the property in each city: LOS SANTOS ROBOI'S FOOD MART IN COMMERCE/PERSHING SQUARE (BMX): #1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS #2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS #3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS #4: 8 MINUTES, 6 LOCATIONS SAN FIERRO HIPPY SHOPPER IN GARCIA (FREEWAY): #1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS #2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS #3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS #4: 6 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS LAS VENTURAS BURGER SHOT IN REDSANDS WEST (FAGGIO): #1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS #2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS #3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS #4: 7 MINUTES, 6 LOCATIONS ____ _ _ _____ ____ _ _______ ____ _____ ____ / ___| | | | ____/ ___| |/ / ____| _ \| ____| _ \ | | | |_| | _|| | | ' /| _| | |_) | _| | | | | | |___| _ | |__| |___| . \| |___| _ <| |___| |_| | \____|_| |_|_____\____|_|\_\_____|_| \_\_____|____/ _____ _ _ ____ ____ _ ____ _____ ____ | ___| | / \ / ___| | _ \ / \ / ___| ____/ ___| | |_ | | / _ \| | _ | |_) | / _ \| | | _| \___ \ | _| | |___ / ___ \ |_| | | _ < / ___ \ |___| |___ ___) | |_| |_____/_/ \_\____| |_| \_\/_/ \_\____|_____|____/ WHERE TO FIND: Look for the Checkered Flag icon on the map Drive to the following locations to trigger racing missions in all three cities: ==LOS SANTOS LITTLE MEXICO== #1: LOWRIDER RACE** CAR: BLADE #2: LITLE LOOP CAR: NRG-500 #3: BACKROAD WANDERER CAR: FCR-900 #4: CITY CIRCUIT CAR: FCR-900 #5: VINEWOOD CAR: SUNRISE #6: FREEWAY CAR: SUPER GT #7: INTO THE COUNTRY CAR: BULLET #8: BADLANDS A** CAR: SABRE #9: BADLANDS B** CAR: ZR-350 **If you look at the race boards, you will see that you already got 1ST Place for the Lowrider and Badlands A & B races. That's because you already did these races during the "High Stakes, Low Rider", "Wu Zi Mu" and "Farewell, My Love" missions. ==SAN FIERRO WANG AUTO== #1: DIRTBIKE DANGER CAR: SANCHEZ #2: BANDITO COUNTRY CAR: BANDITO #3: GO-GO CARTING++ CAR: KART ++There is a shortcut in the middle of this race that will guarantee you a first place win if you take it. #4: SAN FIERRO FASTLANE CAR: ALPHA #5: SAN FIERRO HILLS CAR: PHOENIX #6: COUNTRY ENDURANCE CAR: BULLET **All the San Fierro races can be won in one try. Just cut corners and you'll be fine. ==LAS VENTURAS FREIGHT DEPOT== #1: SF TO LV CAR: BANSHEE #2: DAM RIDER CAR: NRG-500 #3: DESERT TRICKS CAR: FCR-900 #4: LAS VENTURAS RINGROAD CAR: TURISMO **You need to win first place in every race in every county for percentage! _ ___ ____ ____ _ _ _ _ _____ / \ |_ _| _ \| _ \| | / \ | \ | | ____| / _ \ | || |_) | |_) | | / _ \ | \| | _| / ___ \ | || _ <| __/| |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___ /_/ \_\___|_| \_\_| |_____/_/ \_\_| \_|_____| ____ _ _ _____ ____ _ ______ ___ ___ _ _ _____ / ___| | | | ____/ ___| |/ / _ \ / _ \_ _| \ | |_ _| | | | |_| | _|| | | ' /| |_) | | | | || \| | | | | |___| _ | |__| |___| . \| __/| |_| | || |\ | | | \____|_| |_|_____\____|_|\_\_| \___/___|_| \_| |_| ____ _ ____ _____ ____ | _ \ / \ / ___| ____/ ___| | |_) | / _ \| | | _| \___ \ | _ < / ___ \ |___| |___ ___) | |_| \_\/_/ \_\____|_____|____/ These are NOT races but simple checkpoint challenges (racing against other planes, are you bullshitting me?). Complete the challenge to get percentage. ++Pass all 10 tests at Verdant Meadows to unlock these challenges: ==LAS VENTURAS AIPORT== #1: WORLD WAR ACES PLANE: RUSTLER #2: BARNSTORMING PLANE: STUNTPLANE #3: MILITARY SERVICE PLANE: HYDRA TIP: This is my ONLY tip for this mission: Enter "Takeoff mode" but LEAVE THE LANDING GEAR DOWN FOR THE ENTIRE CHALLENGE! This will prevent the damn jet from swerving in every direction but up your pilot- licensed ass! #4: CHOPPER CHECKPOINT PLANE: MAVERICK #5: WHIRLY BIRD WAYPOINT PLANE: MAVERICK #6: HELI HELL PLANE: HUNTER **For Challenge #4, #5, and #6 take your sweet time collecting every checkpoint and focus on keeping the plane undamaged. Your percentage will increase as long as you pass all the checkpoint challenges. When you complete all the Checkered Flag races in all three counties you receive $1,000,000! Good job! ____ ___ _____ ______ _____ _____ ____ ____ | ___| / _ \ / _ \ \ / / ___|_ _| ____| _ \/ ___| |___ \| | | | | | | \ V /\___ \ | | | _| | |_) \___ \ ___) | |_| | | |_| || | ___) || | | |___| _ < ___) | |____/ \___/ \___/ |_| |____/ |_| |_____|_| \_\____/ Finding all 50 Oysters boosts your Lung Capacity to maximum and Sex Appeal to about 40% (all attributes are boosted WHILE you are finding them not after you find them) and an extra $100,000. I will also give a few easy to find locations for these Oysters. LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS: 15 Locations Verdant Bluffs 1 Mulholland 1 (In Madd Dogg's pool) Playa Del Seville 1 Ocean Docks 3 LS Airport beach 1 Verona Beach 1 Marina 1 Santa Maria Beach 1 (near the lighthouse) Glen Park 1 (in the middle of the pond) Fisher's Lagoon 1 Palomino Creek 1 Blueberry Bridge 1 Frederick Bridge 1 SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS: 28 Locations Flint County 3 Beacon Hill 1 Whetstone 1 Mount Chiliad 1 Panopticon 1 (where you start the "VERTICAL BIRD" mission) Blueberry 1 Richman 2 Gant Bridge 2 Easter Basin 2 San Fierro Bay 2 Missionary Hill 1 Garver Bridge 1 Easter Bay 2 Tierra Robada 6 Valle Ocultado 1 Sherman Dam 1 (near the left tower) LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS: 7 Locations Bone County Beach past golf club 1 Las Venturas Beach past KACC Fuels 1 V-Rock Hotel pool 1 Visage Casino waterfall 1 Pirates In Men's Pants (PIMP) on skull 1 The Pilgrim pool 1 Come A Lot moat 1 **Please refer to the ultra helpful San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Oyster locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide). _ ___ ___ _____ _ ____ ____ / |/ _ \ / _ \ |_ _|/ \ / ___/ ___| | | | | | | | | | | / _ \| | _\___ \ | | |_| | |_| | | |/ ___ \ |_| |___) | |_|\___/ \___/ |_/_/ \_\____|____/ Spraying all Tags will unlock 4 weapons (AK-47, Molotov Cocktails, Sawed off Shotgun, and a Tec-9) at the Johnson house kitchen: Idlewood 10 East LS 11 Las Colinas 7 East Beach 8 Los Flores 2 Playa De Seville 6 Ocean Docks 4 Willowfield 6 Ganton 2 Jefferson 6 Glen Park 4 Little Mexico 3 El Corona 6 Pershing Square 2 Commerce 1 Verona Beach 2 Market 4 Downtown LS 3 Mulholland 2 Vinewood 1 Temple 1 Marina 2 Rodeo 2 Santa Maria Beach 2 Verdant Bluffs 1 (at the top of the Observatory) LS Airport 2 **Please refer to the excellent San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Tag locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide). ____ ___ | ___| / _ \ |___ \| | | | ___) | |_| | |____/ \___/ _ _ ___ ____ ____ _____ ____ _ _ ___ _____ ____ | | | |/ _ \| _ \/ ___|| ____/ ___|| | | |/ _ \| ____/ ___| | |_| | | | | |_) \___ \| _| \___ \| |_| | | | | _| \___ \ | _ | |_| | _ < ___) | |___ ___) | _ | |_| | |___ ___) | |_| |_|\___/|_| \_\____/|_____|____/|_| |_|\___/|_____|____/ Finding all Horseshoes will unlock 4 weapons (M4, Shotgun, Satchels, and MP5) at the Four Dragons and will increase Luck and an extra $100,000. **Please refer to the San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Horseshoe locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide). ____ ___ ____ _ _ ___ _____ ___ ___ ____ ____ | ___| / _ \ | _ \| | | |/ _ \_ _/ _ \ / _ \| _ \/ ___| |___ \| | | | | |_) | |_| | | | || || | | | | | | | |_) \___ \ ___) | |_| | | __/| _ | |_| || || |_| | | |_| | __/ ___) | |____/ \___/ |_| |_| |_|\___/ |_| \___/ \___/|_| |____/ Snapping all the 50 Photo Ops will unlock 4 weapons (SMG, SPAS-12, Sniper, and Grenades) at CJ's garage in Doherty and an extra $100,000. **Please refer to the San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Photo Op locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide). ____ ____ ___ ____ _____ ____ _____ ___ _____ ____ | _ \| _ \ / _ \| _ \| ____| _ \_ _|_ _| ____/ ___| | |_) | |_) | | | | |_) | _| | |_) || | | || _| \___ \ | __/| _ <| |_| | __/| |___| _ < | | | || |___ ___) | |_| |_| \_\\___/|_| |_____|_| \_\|_| |___|_____|____/ --ZERO RC SHOT Finish Zero's missions to acquire the property --WANG AUTOSHOP Finish the "PUNCTURE WOUNDS" mission to acquire the property --ABANDONED AIRSTRIP IN VERDANT MEADOWS Finish the "GREEN GOO" mission to acquire the property --ALL 3 COURIER SHOPS Finish all Courier deliveries to acquire the property --VANK HOFF HOTEL Finish the Valet missions to acquire the property --RS HAULING Finish the Trucker missions to acquire the property --HUNTER QUARRY Finish the Quarry missions to acquire the property ____ ___ _______ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ _____ ____ / ___| / \ \ / / ____| | | | |/ _ \| | | / ___|| ____/ ___| \___ \ / _ \ \ / /| _| | |_| | | | | | | \___ \| _| \___ \ ___) / ___ \ V / | |___ | _ | |_| | |_| |___) | |___ ___) | |____/_/ \_\_/ |_____| |_| |_|\___/ \___/|____/|_____|____/ LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS: Verdant Bluffs (the house is in VB but your garage is in El Corona!) Willowfield Jefferson Verona Beach Mulholland Dillimore Blueberry Palomino Creek Santa Maria Beach (my personal favorite!) Whetstone Angel Pine SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS: Garcia Kings Chinatown Paradiso Calton Heights (the zigzag road!) Tierra Robada Fort Carson El Quebrados LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS: Whitewood Estates **Prickle Pine Try this cool Easter Egg at this save house. Go outside and jump up to the second floor. Jump through the left window and CJ will actually go through! Creek Old Venturas Strip Redsands West The Clown's Pocket Pirates In Men's Pants (they should just call it the PIMP Hotel) The Camel's Toe These are all the Safe Houses and Suites that should be purchased in the game. Every single purchase is percentage equivalent so start buying real estate! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- That's all the Non-Story Missions in the game. And now for the Non- important stuff. Do these Missions if you feel bored with anything. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ TIME KILLERS ++ ____________ _________ __ __ ______ __ __________ _____ /_ __/ _/ |/ / ____/ / //_// _/ / / / / ____/ __ \/ ___/ / / / // /|_/ / __/ / ,< / // / / / / __/ / /_/ /\__ \ / / _/ // / / / /___ / /| |_/ // /___/ /___/ /___/ _, _/___/ / /_/ /___/_/ /_/_____/ /_/ |_/___/_____/_____/_____/_/ |_|/____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- You DO NOT need to do the following missions or mini-games to get 100% (but do them anyway!): --2-PLAYER RAMPAGES LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS: Pershing Square Montgomery Idlewood Dillimore SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS: Chinatown Las Pasyadus Kings El Quebrados LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS: Camel's Toe Royal Casino --POOL TABLE/BARS - "Not exactly premium liquor, is it?" Playing pool is a great way to waste time. You don't gain percentage for winning or losing. Walk up to the pool player and trigger a conversation by pressing the Triangle button. LOS SANTOS: Ten Green Bottles Bar on Grove Street one block from Grove Street SAN FIERRO: Misty's across the Martial Arts gym Lil' Probe Inn past Fort Carson LAS VENTURAS: The Craw Bar near Old Venturas Strip The Casino Floor --VIDEO GAMES Avoid these games as much as possible! GAMES: DUALITY GO GO SPACE MONKEY LET'S GET READY TO BUMBLE THEY CAME FROM URANUS --BASKETBALL You don't score any points for making or missing shots in the court. And besides, CJ can only play solo anyway. LOS SANTOS: Sweet's house Playa Del Seville Madd Dogg's Crib **There are various basketball courts scattered throughout the game, but the ones I mention here are the ones that actually have a basketball ON the court to play with. --GIRLFRIENDS Technically, only Denise and Millie are key girlfriends in the main story but the others don't add to your percentage: WHERE TO FIND: DENISE - from the "Burning Desire" mission MICHELLE - inside the Driving School HELENA - on the balcony of Ammunation in Blueberry BARBARA - at the parking lot outside Police station in El Quebrados KATIE - at the golf course in San Fierro (across Martial Arts gym) MILLIE - from the "Key To Her Heart" mission GIRLFRIEND PREFERENCES: Denise and Millie are your girlfriends by default so there's nothing you can do about it. Michelle, Helena, and Barbara - these three must love fat people because they will NOT go out with CJ if he has too much muscle. Yes, I drove all the way around San Andreas to meet with each of them and got rejected. (No fat = no goddamn punanny) If you want to start a relationship with these girls, you'll need to start eating more junk food. So start binging and purging, tubby bitch! Katie is the only girl (out of the six) who will go out with CJ if he's packing the six-pack. If you spent all your time in the gym getting buff, then Katie is the girl for you (with her necrophilia fetish intact). GIRLFRIEND REJECTION PERKS: This isn't really important but you should know that even if you are rejected when you meet Michelle, Barbara, Katie, or Helena, the girlfriend meter in the menu already adds up for each of them and the perks already come into play. **Please refer to the Girlfriends FAQ by bloodstorm for more in-depth info about the rewards and benefits of being a playa (or playa-hater)! --DANCING This mini-game unlocks more songs to dance to but doesn't add to your percentage. LOS SANTOS: Alhambra Club in Idlewood SAN FIERRO: Gaydar Station in Queens LAS VENTURAS: I found the dance club but it doesn't have a name anywhere in front of the building. It's east of the Come-A-Lot Hotel. There are two extra songs to unlock: -Hollywood Swingin' - Kool & the Gang -Funky President - James Brown **See if you can beat my score of 9275. You have to basically make NO mistakes throughout the song to even reach this high. Unfortunately, you still don't get shit for getting a high score, not even cash. --LOWRIDER COMPETITION Same as the dancing mini-game --HOME INVASIONS Once you complete the mission with that punk bitch, you can do home invasions. You DO NOT need to do this for 100%. The Boxville van is hidden near an apartment complex directly across the Ganton Gym. Enter the van and press R3 when the clock hits midnight to trigger the mission. THE USUAL SHIT YOU'LL BE STEALING: -Televisions (big and small) -VCR's (I think that's what they are) -Game systems -Boomboxes -Stereo systems -Microwaves --BIG COCK TRIATHLONS There are two competitions only on weekends that can garner lots of cash but still doesn't add to your percentage: #1: SANTA MARIA BEACH: BEAT THE COCK PRIZE: $10,000 #2: PALOMINO CREEK: BEAT THE COCK PRIZE: $10,000 or $20,000 **Thanks to all the people who submitted their strategies. What I'll post here are pre-requisites for the contest. COCK PRE-REQUISITES: --Max MUSCLE (80%-90% muscle is fine) --Max STAMINA --Max CYCLING SKILL TIP #1: When the countdown begins, rapidly tap the X button to get a headstart when the contest begins. Run in between the contestants and head to the water (you're purposely cutting them off). If done correctly, you'll be in first place before you even swim to the first red marker. TIP #2: During the Cycling part, keep tapping X for lots of speed. When heading downhill, release the X button and let CJ coast. Look behind you occasionally to see if the Cock is behind you. There are no tricky or sharp turns in either race so don't worry, it's all straightforward cycling. TIP #3: When you reach the last Cycling marker, jump off the bike! DO NOT USE THE BRAKES! As soon as CJ jumps out, start running. To get max running speed from CJ, rapidly tap the X button. Holding the button will make CJ run but tapping it will make CJ sprint. NEVER SLOW DOWN FOR BREATH! It's you or that bitch Cock. --BEEFY BARON WHERE TO FIND: Enter red marker in Zero's RC Shop You can make extra cash destroying TopFun Vans but it still won't add to your percentage. **Why in god's name would you attempt this mission if you had a hard time with the "SUPPLY LINES" mission for Zero? --GAMBLING - "How you like me NOW!" Playing these games doesn't count towards your percentage but can garner lots of cash and raise your LUCK: BLACKJACK INSIDE TRACK BETTING ROULETTE SLOTS VIDEO POKER WHEEL OF FORTUNE CASINO LOCATIONS: The Four Dragons Caligula's Palace The Casino Floor Now that I think about it, every casino in Las Vegas should have James Brown music playing in the background. --GANG WARS Believe it or not, acquiring more territory DOES NOT add to your percentage. It only increases the amount of cash received back at the Johnson House. TIP: You should have 53 total territories seized before heading to San Fierro. Acquiring all territories boosts your RESPECT meter by 75%. After the "HOMECOMING" mission, all territories you gained will be lost and you'll have to acquire them all over again! --ALL UNIQUE STUNT JUMPS For the first time in a GTA game, USJ's DO NOT count towards your percentage. There are over 70 USJ's and are pretty tricky to find. LOS SANTOS COUNTY JUMPS (28 jumps total): El Corona 1 Conference 1 Willowfield 2 Jefferson 3 Ocean Docks 4 East Beach 2 LS Airport 3 Market 1 Mulholland 3 Rodeo 1 Vinewood 1 Commerce 1 Montgomery 1 Santa Maria Beach 1 Fisher's Lagoon 1 Dillimore 1 Palomino Creek 1 SAN FIERRO COUNTY JUMPS (30 jumps total): Mount Chiliad 1 Angel Pine 1 Whetstone 1 Blueberry 5 Panopticon 2 Santa Flora 1 San Fierro 1 Downtown 1 Battery Point 1 Esplanade East 1 Doherty 2 Juniper Hollow 1 Carlton Heights 1 Juniper Hill 1 Financial 1 Easter Basin 1 EB Airport 2 Foster Valley 1 Las Pasyadas 2 (jumping over a large chicken!) Verdant Meadows 1 Arca Del Oeste 1 Valle Ocultado 1 LAS VENTURAS COUNTY JUMPS (12 jumps total): Emerald Isle 5 The Camel's Toe 2 Creek 1 Redsands West 2 Julius Thruway Freeway past Emerald Isle 1 Randolph Industry 1 That's all 70 jumps. Each successful jump garners you $500 each time. The amount will never go higher than that. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MISSIONS ON AN UNDERCOVER COP There are 187 missions in the entire game can you believe it? Each Main story and Side mission that is percentage equivalent adds up 0.53% to the 100% total in the menu for each mission passed. This means you get 1 full percentage point for passing every two missions. All Time-killers are exempt from the fraction. I won't break it down but you get the idea. **Information contributed by Craig Kostelecky, creator of the GTA: Liberty City Mod for PC. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ 100% COMPLETION JUNK ++ _______ ____ ____ __________ _____________ ________ < / __ \/ __ \ / __ \/ ____/ __ \/ ____/ ____/ | / /_ __/ / / / / / / / / / /_/ / __/ / /_/ / / / __/ / |/ / / / / / /_/ / /_/ / / ____/ /___/ _, _/ /___/ /___/ /| / / / /_/\____/\____/ /_/ /_____/_/ |_|\____/_____/_/ |_/ /_/ __________ __ _______ __ ____________________ _ __ / ____/ __ \/ |/ / __ \/ / / ____/_ __/ _/ __ \/ | / / / / / / / / /|_/ / /_/ / / / __/ / / / // / / / |/ / / /___/ /_/ / / / / ____/ /___/ /___ / / _/ // /_/ / /| / \____/\____/_/ /_/_/ /_____/_____/ /_/ /___/\____/_/ |_/ ____ ___ ____ __ / / / / / | / / //_/ __ / / / / / |/ / ,< / /_/ / /_/ / /| / /| | \____/\____/_/ |_/_/ |_| ----------------------------------------------------------------------- So you read this long-ass FAQ but you only wanted to know one thing: what the hell do you get for beating GTA: San Andreas, right? Well, I'll tell you! Here's what you get: --Cash and stats are boosted --Hydra Fighter Jet spawns on the roof of Sweet's house (you gotta see it to believe it!) --Rhino Tank spawns under the bridge across CJ's house on Grove Street --Infinite Ammo (although it doesn't tell you) I went all over San Andreas to see the benefits of achieving 100% and guess what, YOU DON'T GET SHIT! No extra stuff or additional junk! Unless you REALLY need some Military vehicles at Grove Street, don't rush yourself to get 100% like I did (that's just my suggestion). *********************** PHOTOGRAPHY CHALLENGE *********************** During the game, you come up on special moments that never happen again. What am I talking about? I'm talking about photos. Photos speak louder than words, so I present a challenge. Throughout your entire 100% game, I urge you to equip the Camera and snap a few "rare" photos and save them in your Memory Card. Think of it as your scrapbook of 1992. You don't have to do this made-up challenge, but it's a great to know that it can be done. Start a new game and then snap these photos throughout the entire game: SNAP A PHOTO OF (not in any order): --Ryder taking a smoke near the car during the "RYDER" mission --The Well-Stacked Pizza guy blasting the Shotgun at CJ during the "RYDER" mission --Emmett at his gun shop --Sweet during any mission with him --Kent Paul and Maccer in the desert --Ken Rosenberg --Helena shooting her Colt Pistol at Ammu-Nation in Blueberry --Pulaski's dead body --The dead valet in his boxer shorts during the "555 WE TIP" mission --Big Smoke's statue of his original version during the "END OF THE LINE" mission --The Easter Egg in San Fierro --Any cop holding his Baton about to beat CJ senseless --The dominatrix mistress at the Sex Shoppe during the "KEY TO HER HEART" mission --CJ taking a picture of himself in the mirror --CJ standing in the street during the riots (need to recruit a gang member to snap this photo) --Cesar Vialpando during any mission with him --A group of Ballas about to blast CJ in Verona Beach --Woozie walking around with his hand out during the "MOUNTAIN CLOUD BOYS" mission --Woozie's female assistant (the one with eyeglasses) stuffing a burger in her face at any Burger Shot in San Fierro --The female bartender at the Four Dragons Casino --The dead police officer's body during the last Quarry mission --Any restaurant employee serving a customer --Katie practicing her karate at the Golf Course --The cashier at any clothing store with their hands up So why snap these photos? I don't know, just being creative I guess. There are other "rare" photo moments in the game but these are the ones I was able to get. Try it for yourself; it can be really fun (if you remember to equip the Camera!). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ++ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ++ __________ __________ __ _________ ____________ __ / ____/ __ \/ ____/ __ \/ / / / ____/ | / /_ __/ /\ \/ / / /_ / /_/ / __/ / / / / / / / __/ / |/ / / / / / \ / / __/ / _, _/ /___/ /_/ / /_/ / /___/ /| / / / / /___/ / /_/ /_/ |_/_____/\___\_\____/_____/_/ |_/ /_/ /_____/_/ ___ _____ __ __ __________ / | / ___// //_// ____/ __ \ / /| | \__ \/ ,< / __/ / / / / / ___ |___/ / /| |/ /___/ /_/ / /_/ |_/____/_/ |_/_____/_____/ ____ __ ___________________________ _ _______ / __ \/ / / / ____/ ___/_ __/ _/ __ \/ | / / ___/ / / / / / / / __/ \__ \ / / / // / / / |/ /\__ \ / /_/ / /_/ / /___ ___/ // / _/ // /_/ / /| /___/ / \___\_\____/_____//____//_/ /___/\____/_/ |_//____/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Due to the overwhelming amounts of e-mails I've received regarding gameplay since the release of GTA: San Andreas, it has been impossible for me to answer every one of them. So I decided to post the most asked questions in this section to clarify the FAQ and put a few rumors to rest. Q: If I use cheat codes, will it affect my save? A: There are some codes that cannot be deactivated once entered (like riot mode). The codes affect the overall game but NOT the save itself. Whoever started this "using cheat codes affects your percentage" bullshit should be shot in the forehead for being so goddamn stupid! I used cheats in all three GTA games and I STILL got 100%, so there you go! Go ahead and use all the codes you want. It worked for me and it should work for you! **I'm sure there is a game-stopping cheat out there but I haven't seen one and I mock you if it's happened to you. This is me laughing at you. Q: Do I need to pass all the schools with GOLD for 100%? A: No. As long as you pass all the tests with Bronze, you'll be fine. But to unlock more cool stuff, pass them with SILVERS or GOLDS. Q: I can't fly my airplane high enough! Why?!? A: When you takeoff from the ground, press the R3 button to put up the landing gear. This will take weight off the plane and allow it to gain altitude. If only this were the case for that damn Hydra Fighter Jet! Q: I skipped all the "Yay courier" missions from Cesar because I'm busy doing other shit! Am I screwed from percentage? A: NO, absolutely NOT! You can skip all his calls and still get 100%. I have double and triple-checked and it's true! Go ahead and breathe that sigh of relief! Q: Do I really need to steal $10,000 worth during Home invasions? A: No, you DO NOT need to do Home Invasions. Unless you really need some cash, don't bother with this. I repeat, DO NOT DO HOME INVASIONS! Q: How do I recruit gang members? A: First, you need Respect in the Respect meter to even recruit anyone. CJ can start recruiting a 3-man gang if he has around 1%-5% Respect in the meter. To recruit, target (press R1) a Grove family member in green and press UP on the D-Pad. If done correctly, you'll hear CJ say "Grove Family for life! You down?", or something similar to that. Q: How do I get the keycard from Millie faster? A: Exploit her weakness for punishment! As soon as you pass the "KEY TO HER HEART" mission, quickly dash over to the save house in Prickle Pine and put on the Gimp suit. Quickly get back over to her house to trigger the "special date" (the red marker should still be there). Doing this will raise her progress bar to 30%. Immediately go back to the save house again and put on the Gimp suit. Go back to her house at 12:00 the very next day and SHE WILL BE THERE! Trigger the "special date" and the progress bar will go up to 50%. As soon as the "date" is over, CJ will be standing outside her house. Stay there for a few seconds and Millie will call CJ and allow him to get the keycard. See how easy this was! Q: I final
