Pretty straight forward here. Zip up your pants and head over to the soldier by the whiteboard. Drawing on the board is optional but go ahead and try it. Go to the next door and head towards the alien fight. Head to the next path and pick up the Devestator on the lift. If you played Duke Nukem 3D this next part should be familiar.
Avoid all of its attack by simply strafing around the football field. The soldiers will drop ammo supplies when you are about to run out. They are by the red flares on the field. When its life is flashing red approach it and use your USE key to finish it off. Kick its eye and you're all done here.
When you gain control, head to dukes bathroom. Here you will find some ego points. Look in the mirror and admire yourself. Go to the next room by the girls and examine the pool table. Hit every ball inside the pockets to get some more ego points. Head down the hall and into the elevator. Press the buttons inside the elevator.
Damn! Its Late...
Ego Items: 4
Go talk to everyone for some funny lines and go inside the Stage 1 doors. Sign the kids book to get you some more ego points. Head towards the curtains to talk to the host of the show. Afterwards head right and go up the stairs. Find the guy using the toilet and making weird noises. Use the stalls here to get some more Ego points. Head to the elevators to get to Duke's cave.
The elevator will stop halfway. Look for the glowing emergency hatch release by the door and use it. Climb the ladder up and pry open the door. Head to the museum. Look around and head to the kid sitting on Duke's throne. Press the button next to him to get to the cave.
The Duke Cave
Ego Items: 7
Listen to the General and President then head to the door. Enter the next door to encounter your first alien. Punch him through the door and go in. Pick up any of the objects on the ground to throw it at the aliens. In the next room kill off the aliens and examine some things in here for more ego points. Punch the speed bag and punching bag for points. Grab a curl and lift for points. Find the weights on the ground and place all of them on the bar. There is one on the bench by itself, grab it and place it on the bar. Make sure to have 3 on each side before lifting. Lift all the way up to get points. Make a basket to get points too, to make a basket aim a little high above the rim. Im not sure if the pinball machine has any ego points. The high score is
ridiculously high for me to try as im writing this FAQ. Maybe I will try it some other time. If I had to guess you have to beat the score to get the ego points.
When you're all done here examine the vent cover in the room. Open it and go inside by crouching. Go right and avoid the flames. When you exit you will find beers on the ground. Beer makes your tougher, take more damage. Melee the aliens and go to the next room. Here you will use Duke Vision to see in the dark. Open the door and go left, jump and crouch over the pipes to get down. The aliens can't see in the dark so they will be easy to take out. In the next room you will find a vent cover highlighted, punch it and go in.
Make your way around the pipes. Grab a trashcan and throw it at the aliens. Look at the highlighted trashcans here and grab them. The pipe will slant downwards. Jump on it to get to the next hole above. Punch the cover and fight the aliens. Here you will get your first weapon, the AT Laser. Find the 2 Energy cells on the boxes in the room and place them in the highlighted reactor. The lights will come back and a alien will attack you at the next door. Fight off the next aliens and enter the next door for some RC driving.
Grab the controls to drive the car. What you have to do here is drive the car to the reactor and push it down and through the hole. So drive the car up the ramp, push the box to make the above platform slant. Drive up the slanted platforms and fall down next to you. Slowly drive it to the reactor and knock it down and into the hole. Grab the reactor and head back to the reactor room to place it. You will find a new item here, the steroids. Pick it up and more aliens will come out. Shoot them all and a new enemy will come out, the Pigcop. They like to charge at you so runback while shooting it. Afterwards head inside the corridor to pickup a new weapon, the M1911 Pistol. Pick it up and into the next area. Fight more aliens here, there are exploding tanks you can use here to throw at them. Head to your ride at the end to fight the mothership.
Ego Items: none
When the fight begins start shooting at the laser cannon up ahead. When you shoot, your weapons heat meter will increase. If it fully fills up you have to wait for the gun to cool down before shooting again. Transport ships will also appear in front of Dukes ship. Shoot them down before they release any aliens in the air. Continue shooting the cannon. Ships will fly over Duke. Quickly destroy them before they get near him. They do good damage if hit. Destroy the lower ships when the 3 flying ships approach you. Continue hitting the cannon and its done for.
You'll be back into the cave. Melee the vent cover and go in. Crouch in and turn on your Duke Vision. Go left and shoot the aliens down below.
The Lady Killer
Ego Items: none
Go save the girl by holding the elevator brakes. Keep holding it until you reach the bottom. Go down the elevator hole and open the door. Duke will shrink down to size! Push the luggage holder and head to the RC car and get on to ride it. Boost up the ramp to get over. Work your way down the rubbled floors. When you get to the lower level drive around to the gold statue. Drive up the fallen statue and boost to get over the gap. Keep driving to the next areas.
The Lady Killer: Part 2
Ego Items: 1
Enemies will appear now. It is optional to kill them or just drive to the next area. I would recommend not killing them and wait till you be back to normal size. Get off your ride in the next area and go in. Notice the corpse on the luggage? Jump on it and jump up the table. We have to open the door so the RC car can get through. Jump over to the next tables. Jump the chairs to get to the button by the door. Jump over on the plants area. Rats will attack you here, melee them and press the button. Get back to your ride.
In the next area Pigcops will start to attack. Do not bother killing them and just quickly drive to the next area. Boost through the Pigcops and get to the area passed the gap. Push the luggage holder at the right to the leftside and climb up the couch to press the button. Head to the device on the ground by the girls to go back to normal size. Melee the glass to grab the Shotgun. Enemies will now appear. Use the columns for cover and kill them all. New enemy times will appear, Teleports. They like to teleport behind you when you shoot at them. The shotgun can kill them in 1 up close hit.
Exit out through the door you came in from. Quickly backtrack back to the previous areas. Don't hang around the Pigcop hole or they will keep spawning out. More enemies will appear in the casino room. When you're done with them approach a Slot machine and play it. It will give you some ego points. More fighting in the next room. Use the steroids by the slot machine and melee them. Head to the next area to finish here.
The Lady Killer: Part 3
Ego Items: none
Head towards the controls by the Duke statue. The goal here is to get to the upper area. Press the controls and raise Dukes arms all the way up. Rotate the statue so the upper arm is point near the soldier. Once thats done press the 'Alien attack' button to lower the city blocks to jump on. Jump on Dukes gun to get on the statue and head up. Kill the Pigcop at the door and head up the vent.
Destroy the laser mines by shooting them or throwing something at it like a rat or trashcan. Crouch and jump over the other lasers. Distinguish the flames by shooting the extinguishers on the wall to get through. Grab the trip mines on the shelves and enter the door. Refill your ammo at the ammo box and prepare to fight a new enemy, Assault Commander. It will fly around shooting rockets at you. They hurt so run around the room to avoid them. Use the shotgun and get up close to kill it faster. Talk to the General at the door to finish here.
Vegas in Ruin
Ego Items: 1
Approach the van to pick up the Ripper weapon. Head to the gunfight up ahead. Use the turret to take out the aliens faster. Once dont head back and refill your ammo if necessary. The alien will drop a new weapon, the Captain Laser, during the fight. Pick it up because it has good ammo reserve, but fires kind os slow. Follow the soldiers to the next areas. If you need Trip mines or a shotgun look next to the area near where the soldier blew up the path. Its inside the area with the columns.
Head up and fight more baddies. Use cover to heal as usual. Grab the RPG
on the trashcan before going downward into the crater. Head down and refill at the ammo box, also there's a explosive cache near the ammo box on the crashed alien aircraft. Approach the soldiers up ahead and prepare to fight. Use the RPG to make quick work out of them. When they're all gone the big boss will appear.
Equip the RPG and circle around him and begin to fire at it. Since you only have limited RPG shots on him you need to lure him to the opposite side of the ammo box to get more ammo. Get more ammo and continue shooting it. He likes to run at you so quickly dodge and use the center part of the area for cover. Once it gets to red life approach it and use the USE key. Humiliate him for ego points! Head to the sewer entrance on the rocks to exit.
The Duke Dome
Ego Items: none
Head in and avoid the power line by quickly sprinting over when it disappears. You will see a body hanging with a fire extinguisher on it. Shoot it to go in, climb the ladder up. Approach the guys talking. Inside that storage is a item box. Once the lift is down go and refill ammo. Equip the RPG and start firing. Be careful of the Pigs that carry exploding barrels. You can insta kill yourself if you fire at them with the RPG. Use the cover on the lift for protection.
When you fall out of the lift look for a Raigun on the wire spool, by the fence. Melee the fence with the lockpad on it. Use the Railguns scope and take out the Pigs. Head north to the red barrel. Shoot the barrel to lower the storage unit. Head to the back of the trailer and climb the ladder to get inside. Use the copy machine to increase ego points. Stock up on explosives and grab the RPG here. Press the switch by the door and a fight will begin. After the fight head to the wooden fenced area where the pigs climbed up. Grab the RPG ammo if needed and head towards the fence. The red storage has an item box inside. Press the switch and open the fence.
The Duke Dome: Part 2
Ego Items: 1
Head into the storage area. Climb the blue storage box and shoot the red
barrels. Blue barrels will fall out of them. Put 3 blue barrels inside the red storage box. Find blue barrels around this area and at the ground near the fires. Climb the blue storage box again and jump on top of the red storage. Jump on the scaffolding to the next area. Fight some teleporters here and jump on top of the wrecking ball. Walk all the way to the next area across. Jump down and find a elevated storage box that has red barrels inside. Shoot it to make a path.
Jump down on the red truck to find RPG's. There is a ammo box in the right corner here. Climb the red ladder up and head up to find the wrecking ball's battery. When you pick it up a alien aircraft will begin firing at you. Head down and take cover behind the structure. Fire RPG's at it until it goes down, remember there is a ammo box here. Take the battery back to the wrecking ball. Use the machine and raise the ball upwards, then swing it left. Kill the aliens shooting at you by ramming the ball into them. Keep the machine to the left and raised and get out. Climb up the machine to get over. Open the door to start falling!
Ego Items: 1
Use Duke vision to see better here. Head to the downward area to find weapons, trip mines and pipe bombs. Head to the other direction and melee the tentacles in the way. Crouch in the hole and roll the little ball creature to the monster hanging by the door to open. At the next door go left and crouch under to find some items. Melee the eye creatures to get to the next door. You will see a new enemy up ahead. Melee the pulsating red objects to get through, careful you can take damage from it. Fight your first Octabrain up ahead, the Ripper works well on it. Use the launchpads below to jump above the gap when your at the pit section.
In the room with the crying girls there is a RPG on the rocks on the left side, use the launchpad to grab it. Talk to your ladies for a surprise attack! Melee or shoot the bugs that come out of them. In the next room more little bugs will pop out of the girls. In this room there is a some ego to pick up. Hanging by the crying girls there are 3 breast looking objects that you can slap. Slap them for points! Melee the ball creature to form it into a ball. Roll it all the way back to the start of this area to finish here.
The Hive: Part 2
Ego Items: none
Melee the webbed corpses to find objects. search the other corpses for railguns and RPG's. Fight more Octabrains up ahead. In the room with the launchpad shoot the exploding pulsating things first before useing the pad. Keep going and jump over the rock gaps, use the tentacles to walk on. In the room with the explosive cache, throw a pipe bomb onto the launchpad across the pit to bounce it up ahead. Detonate and a ball creature will roll towards you.
Take it all the way back to the start of this area. A few Octabrains will attack along the way. Roll it to the locked door and it will open. Shoot the red pulsating thingys before using the jumppad. In the next room go left and shoot the red things again to get through easier. In the next room you will fight quite a few egg aliens. You can take them out easily by meleeing them, no need to waste ammo. Clear every area and a Octabrain will come out. Kill it and you can proceed. Now to fight the queen!
Ego Items: 5
Stock up on explosives in the room on the right. On the left side hole you will notice a launchpad. Throw a pipe bomb to it and it will bounce to the other side of the locked door. Detonate to get through. Go up the stairs to fight the Queen.
Launch a pipe bomb at the launchpads to expose the Queens... weakspot. Hit it with RPG's and take cover. Stay on the left side where the ammobox is at so you can easily replenish ammo. The Queen will expose herself from time to time, when she does fire and take cover immediately. She will throw little bugs at your area; rocket them or melee if they are close. When her health is near gone she will release Octabrains at you. Do not use RPG's on the Octabrains! For some reason when you do and they hit you they can 1 shot kill you. Use your secondary gun on them instead. When she is at red life approach her to finish her off. You will receive ego points.
Duke Nukem's Titty City
Ego Items: 14
Now for something completely different. Find the items the girl wants you to get her. Find the condom in the condom dispenser at the mens restroom. Also in the restroom there is a ego point to get. Go into the stall and look at the drawing on the wall. Examine it for some points. If you jump at the other stall and look over the door you will notice that it's a guy!! WTF. Head to the main area and jump on the stage to get to backstage. Find the popcorn here. Grab the popcorn and put it in the microwave. Press USE again to microwave it. This will also get you some ego points. The vibrator is also in this room, in the locker.
Head to the champagne room and follow her to the room to finish here.
-- About the ego items: I missed a few the first time. I will go back to find the rest.
Ego Items: 1
Jump over the railing and jump down the tentacle at the otherside. Shoot the pulsating things in the way to get through. Shoot the attacking tentacles and quickly pass them. Melee the green puss to get by the next area. Jump down to the railing. On the left you will notice frisbee's with 3D Realms logo on them. Throw one for ego points. Go left to fight some flyers. Finish them all and wait for the aircraft to make a path for you. Jump over the railing to the next area. Melee the tentacles and shoot the pulsators to get to the pads. Jump and go left. Climb up to reach the turret inside the transport.
Destroy all incoming ships and enemies. Use zoom to see them from a far. When the ship is about to tip over quickly get off. Go right and use the jumppad to get over. You will find the Devestator up ahead, and a ammobox. Once picked up a aircraft will start to attack you. Take cover and use the Devestator on it. It will take many shots to take it out. Once its destroyed teleporters will appear. Shoot a few and one will grab you and take you for a ride. Use the following prompt to punch it and take control.
The Duke Burger
Ego Items: 5
Go left and go inside the 'Employees Only' door. Inside this storage room you will find Dukes cigar on the shelf, pick it up for ego points. Go all the way left past the tentacles to find the restroom door. Head to the stalls in the back and find a magazine on the ground, pick it up for more ego points. Now Duke has to shrink down for the next part. Stand on the green substance to shrink. By the stalls theres a door with the vent hole has been opened. Go in and go back to normal size. Press the breaker to shut off the electricity. Melee the door to get out. The lights will be out, switch to Duke vision. Shrink down again and jump up the box to get on to the sink area. Now you can go into the hole in the wall. Climb up the pipe and crouch under to get through.