Retro Game Walkthroughs for Sam and Max (PC Games)
Submitted By: herod
Episode 5: Reality 2.0
March 2007
Note: Be sure to click on all active spots and dialogues to not miss out on the funny quips. You might replay certain scenes with different variations to see the treats done by the developers and writers. Have fun! This walkthrough is only one way to play the game. The game is nonlinear.
Mission for the Freelance Police
Office: At the office, the phone rings while Sam and Max are discussing issues of the country. The Commissioner has a new case for the freelance crime fighting duo. There's a computer crisis all over and computers everywhere are going haywire. One of the biggest electron surges is in this neighborhood.
The inventory has gun, organic listening device and boxing glove. Look around the office and then exit the building.
Go right and see that Esperanto Bookstore is closed again.
Bosco's Inconvenience: Look around the store.
Bosco - Meet the half elf ranger, Elboscodril. Talk to Bosco completely. Learn about the internet; avatars, online store and problem with the rat.
He has virulent biological weapon for one billion dollars and it has to be paid online.
Jimmy Two-Teeth and his cannon - Talk to Jimmy Two-Teeth, now an arms dealer. He's selling the cannon but not to the police.
Try to take the cannon and Sam is hit by the cannonball.
Try to take it again. When Sam is hit again and Jimmy Two-Teeth is placing new cannonball inside the cannon, click on Jimmy.
Watch as Max stuff's Jimmy in the cannon. The rat cannon is now in inventory. Exit the store.
Sybil: Go down the street and enter Sybil's.
See Sybil is hypnotized by the virtual techno goggles she is wearing. Talk or try to get near Sybil. She's fighting demons.
Use the rat cannon on Sybil.
Talk to Sybil and learn about her playing a computer game. She is now a beta tester playing Reality 2.0.
Question Sybil completely and learn about Reality 2.0 and the COPS, next door.
The VR goggles are broken. Exit the building.
COPS: Go to the right and enter Lefty's.
See 4 machines having a meeting. They are the Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society.
Talk to the machines completely. Curt is the computer, Bob is the phone, None of your business name tag is the Bluster Blaster and Chippy is the audio machine on the right.
The Internet controls everything. Take the computer chip and automatically, the complimentary VR goggles for Max. Talk to them completely. They sing a motivational rap song. Exit and go back to Sybil's
Reality 2.0
Sybil's:
Use the computer chip on the VR goggles on the couch. The 2 heroes use their goggles automatically.
Listen to the internet and learn what Reality 2.0 does.
Look around Sybil's office: Musty's pictures and the closet door. Click several times on Lips (Sybil's blog about her beta testing experience). Talk to Sybil several times and learn that this is her avatar. Exit Sybil's.
Auntie Biotic: Talk to Auntie Biotic, an e-mail anti-virus program completely. Learn about her defense and offense capabilities. +1 armor protects her from +1 and less weaponry.
Floating Gold coins: See 3 gold coins floating above the street by Auntie Biotic. Click on them and see that they are out of reach.
2+ sword: Look up at the poster atop Sybil's building and see a 2+ sword. Hmmm...
Check the Banco Lavadero poster at the end of the street.
Control Room:
Jack in the Box - See a small jack in the box on the pavement in front of the Control Room. It is a pop-up ads box that is impenetrable.
Enter the Control Room and meet the 4 machines.
The telephone maintains height.
The pinball machine is the master of gravity.
The computer maintains width.
The audio machine plays music. Click on the button of the audio machine and the phone says that the pop up is disabled for your convenience.
Exit the Control room and take the jack in the box from the sidewalk.
Sam & Max's office: Enter the office and look around at the phone and Mr. Spatula. See that Jimmy Two-teeth has a gold coin. Exit the office. Check the recycle bin at the side of the building.
Internet Wizard: Talk to the not Hugh Bliss. He says that what happens here in Reality 2.0 happens to the physical body in the real world. He sees blackness for the future of the 2 heroes. He gives rainbow car paint kit.
Check the news in front of the store.
Bosco's E Convenience: Enter Bosco's store.
Talk to Bosco. Learn that he is wearing VR goggles and is here at Reality 2.0 also. He is happy here.
Bosco's money is on offshore bank - Banco Lavadero. To pay Bosco, drive down the internet super highway to the bank's dot com site. Bosco's password is tattooed in his real body (where no one ever looks) because he had it wiped from his memory. He is selling wooden long sword for 5 gold coins.
Look around the store. Check the iron ration box, the pot of gold and the hot rump. Check the potions on the counter. Check the poison mead, sludgie machine and the condiments.
Blue slime - The sludgie machine drips a menacing blue slime. If you hit the blue slime with the boxing glove, combat ensues.
Sam has the initiative. Select your attack weapon (item) and the fight ends in a draw.
Talk to Max about the slime and he hints that slime is impervious to blunt objects.
Get 5 gold coins:
Floating coins - Go back to the control room.
Use the computer bug on the pinball machine that controls gravity in Reality 2.0. The heroes can now bounce.
Go outside and click on the floating gold coins. Sam jumps and takes 3 gold coins.
+2 Sword - Jump up to the billboard above Sybil's building.
Try to pull the +2 sword. It's stuck. Talk to Max and he advises to use lube.
Sybil's gold coin - Go back to the control room.
Take the computer bug from the pin ball machine and use it on the computer on the right that controls the width.
The 2 heroes are now 2 dimensional.
Go to Sybil's office. Click on the closet door.
Sam slides under the closed door and gets a gold coin.
Jimmy Two-Teeth's gold coin - Go back to the control room.
Take the computer bug from the computer and use it on the phone that controls the height.
The heroes are now teeny weenie.
Go to the office and click on the virtual door. Sam can't get up there, he's too small.
Click on the goggles at bottom right to return to reality.
In real world, enter the office. Inside the office, use the VR goggles. The heroes are small again.
Enter the rat hole. Listen. The guys got the gold coin.
Go back to the control room and take the computer bug to get the heroes back to their usual selves.
Long Sword - Go back to Bosco's. Buy the Long sword of intense longness with the 5 gold coins.
Auntie Biotic:
Blue slime - Go back to and then click the sludgie machine. It drips a menacing blue slime.
Hit the blue slime with any of the weapons in inventory. Combat ensues.
Sam has the initiative. Select your attack with item.
Use the long sword and Sam wins. Sam takes the blue slime.
+2 sword - Go back to the control room.
Use the computer bug on the pinball machine that controls gravity in Reality 2.0. The heroes can now bounce.
Go outside and jump up to the billboard atop Sybil's office.
Use the blue slime on the +2 sword to take the +2 sword.
Go down to street level.
Fight with Auntie Biotic - Use a weapon on Auntie Biotic. Combat ensues.
Auntie Biotic has the initiative. No matter what weapon is used, Auntie wins since she has the initiative.
Talk to Max and he gives the hint. Sam needs protection.
Go back to the control room. Take the computer bug from the pinball machine.
Click on the audio machine at right to enable the pop up jack in the box.
Go back to Auntie Biotic. Use a weapon on Auntie Biotic. Combat ensues.
Select defend with item. Select the enabled pop up jack in the box. Attack blocked.
Now, it's Sam's turn. Select attack with item. Use the +2 sword on Auntie Biotic.
She disappears and the mailbox is now accessible.
Pay Bosco online
Bosco's: Go back to Bosco's store.
Remove the real Bosco's VR goggles -
While in Reality 2.0, use the +2 sword on Bosco.
Bosco in Reality 2.0 is replaced by his avatar.
Bosco in real time - Go back to reality by clicking on the bottom right icon.
Talk to Bosco. Try to buy the virulent biological weapon but you need a billion dollars.
Get password -
Talk to Bosco and select dialogue - 'Look behind you'.
Take the binoculars on the counter.
Talk to Bosco again and select dialogue - 'Look behind you' again. Immediately use the binoculars on Bosco.
See the word 'BOSCO' tattooed on his er... back.
(If you are here earlier while Bosco is still wearing the goggles, you can take it with no problem. In Reality 2.0, the binoculars changes to a magnifier icon. You can then check the pixels of any active graphics.)
Banco Lavadero: Use the goggles to go back to Reality 2.0.
Access Banco Lavadero - Use the Desoto and go to Banco Lavadero.
See that a security barrier stops entry to the bank. A scanner checks the car and states access denied.
The Desoto is pushed to the side. Several cars arrive, they are scanned and allowed access.
Take note at the license plate of each car and the colors of the cars. The letters on the license plate corresponds to the color of the car. PGR is colored purple, green and red. PRB is a purple, red and blue car.
Click on bottom right icon to go back to the office.
Paint the car - Look at the Desoto's license plate. It has the letters BRP.
Use the rainbow car paint kit given by the internet wizard aka Hugh Bliss on the car.
Paint the front part of the car blue. Select red for the middle and purple for the back.
Drive back to the bank. Checksum verified. Access approved.
Bank - Sam noted that this is a money laundering device.
Study the money laundering flow chart. Click on each square to learn something of the different accounts.
See that the top one is Mr. Biv.
Note that Bosco's account is locked. Click on the padlock and the internet asks for a password.
Now that Sam has found out the password, select Bosco and the account is unlocked. Access granted.
Cook the books - Click on the 'cook the books' at bottom of each account and see that you can change the flow chart.
Change the arrows on the top row to point outward.
Change the arrows on the bottom side accounts to point upward and have zero account.
Change the arrows on the middle row to point inward.
Change the arrow so that Grandma Bosco points down to Bosco's account.
Bosco has now 1 billion dollars in his account.
Bosco's: Go back to Bosco's store.
Click on the 'return to reality' icon at bottom right.
Talk to Bosco. Get the snot rag or virulent disease.
Use the goggles to go back to Reality 2.0.
Exit the store.
Destroy the internet:
Go to the mailbox which is now unguarded by Auntie Biotic.
Use the computer disease on the mailbox.
The Internet is crashing. The Internet is taking everything with her when she goes down. She has lost respect for living things.
All the graphics are gone.
Text adventure: The 2 heroes are now in the prophesied blackness. At first, there is no sound. Then sound was added to the adventure.
Read the text.
Get. Get Respect for Living things. It falls to a crack on the sidewalk.
Go. Go down. The shambling Corporate Presence gobbles up the Respect for Living Things.
Go. Go up.
Go. Go northwest to Sybil's.
Try to get Lake of Nauseating Cuteness.
Go. Go southeast.
Go. Go east.
Get. Get Bosco's.
Go. Go west.
Go. Go northwest.
Use. Use Bosco's.
Use Bosco's with nauseating Lake. Bosco's soaks up the nauseating liquid and is now saturated.
Go. Go southeast.
Go. Go down.
Use. Use nauseating Bosco's.
Use nauseating Bosco's with Corporate Presence. It vomits up Respect for Living Things.
Get. Get Respect for Living Things.
Go. Go up.
Use. Use Respect for Living Things.
Use Respect for Living Things with Internet. The Internet grasps it and looks you right in the eye.
I'm sorry.
Game Over.
March 2007
Note: Be sure to click on all active spots and dialogues to not miss out on the funny quips. You might replay certain scenes with different variations to see the treats done by the developers and writers. Have fun! This walkthrough is only one way to play the game. The game is nonlinear.
Mission for the Freelance Police
Office: At the office, the phone rings while Sam and Max are discussing issues of the country. The Commissioner has a new case for the freelance crime fighting duo. There's a computer crisis all over and computers everywhere are going haywire. One of the biggest electron surges is in this neighborhood.
The inventory has gun, organic listening device and boxing glove. Look around the office and then exit the building.
Go right and see that Esperanto Bookstore is closed again.
Bosco's Inconvenience: Look around the store.
Bosco - Meet the half elf ranger, Elboscodril. Talk to Bosco completely. Learn about the internet; avatars, online store and problem with the rat.
He has virulent biological weapon for one billion dollars and it has to be paid online.
Jimmy Two-Teeth and his cannon - Talk to Jimmy Two-Teeth, now an arms dealer. He's selling the cannon but not to the police.
Try to take the cannon and Sam is hit by the cannonball.
Try to take it again. When Sam is hit again and Jimmy Two-Teeth is placing new cannonball inside the cannon, click on Jimmy.
Watch as Max stuff's Jimmy in the cannon. The rat cannon is now in inventory. Exit the store.
Sybil: Go down the street and enter Sybil's.
See Sybil is hypnotized by the virtual techno goggles she is wearing. Talk or try to get near Sybil. She's fighting demons.
Use the rat cannon on Sybil.
Talk to Sybil and learn about her playing a computer game. She is now a beta tester playing Reality 2.0.
Question Sybil completely and learn about Reality 2.0 and the COPS, next door.
The VR goggles are broken. Exit the building.
COPS: Go to the right and enter Lefty's.
See 4 machines having a meeting. They are the Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society.
Talk to the machines completely. Curt is the computer, Bob is the phone, None of your business name tag is the Bluster Blaster and Chippy is the audio machine on the right.
The Internet controls everything. Take the computer chip and automatically, the complimentary VR goggles for Max. Talk to them completely. They sing a motivational rap song. Exit and go back to Sybil's
Reality 2.0
Sybil's:
Use the computer chip on the VR goggles on the couch. The 2 heroes use their goggles automatically.
Listen to the internet and learn what Reality 2.0 does.
Look around Sybil's office: Musty's pictures and the closet door. Click several times on Lips (Sybil's blog about her beta testing experience). Talk to Sybil several times and learn that this is her avatar. Exit Sybil's.
Auntie Biotic: Talk to Auntie Biotic, an e-mail anti-virus program completely. Learn about her defense and offense capabilities. +1 armor protects her from +1 and less weaponry.
Floating Gold coins: See 3 gold coins floating above the street by Auntie Biotic. Click on them and see that they are out of reach.
2+ sword: Look up at the poster atop Sybil's building and see a 2+ sword. Hmmm...
Check the Banco Lavadero poster at the end of the street.
Control Room:
Jack in the Box - See a small jack in the box on the pavement in front of the Control Room. It is a pop-up ads box that is impenetrable.
Enter the Control Room and meet the 4 machines.
The telephone maintains height.
The pinball machine is the master of gravity.
The computer maintains width.
The audio machine plays music. Click on the button of the audio machine and the phone says that the pop up is disabled for your convenience.
Exit the Control room and take the jack in the box from the sidewalk.
Sam & Max's office: Enter the office and look around at the phone and Mr. Spatula. See that Jimmy Two-teeth has a gold coin. Exit the office. Check the recycle bin at the side of the building.
Internet Wizard: Talk to the not Hugh Bliss. He says that what happens here in Reality 2.0 happens to the physical body in the real world. He sees blackness for the future of the 2 heroes. He gives rainbow car paint kit.
Check the news in front of the store.
Bosco's E Convenience: Enter Bosco's store.
Talk to Bosco. Learn that he is wearing VR goggles and is here at Reality 2.0 also. He is happy here.
Bosco's money is on offshore bank - Banco Lavadero. To pay Bosco, drive down the internet super highway to the bank's dot com site. Bosco's password is tattooed in his real body (where no one ever looks) because he had it wiped from his memory. He is selling wooden long sword for 5 gold coins.
Look around the store. Check the iron ration box, the pot of gold and the hot rump. Check the potions on the counter. Check the poison mead, sludgie machine and the condiments.
Blue slime - The sludgie machine drips a menacing blue slime. If you hit the blue slime with the boxing glove, combat ensues.
Sam has the initiative. Select your attack weapon (item) and the fight ends in a draw.
Talk to Max about the slime and he hints that slime is impervious to blunt objects.
Get 5 gold coins:
Floating coins - Go back to the control room.
Use the computer bug on the pinball machine that controls gravity in Reality 2.0. The heroes can now bounce.
Go outside and click on the floating gold coins. Sam jumps and takes 3 gold coins.
+2 Sword - Jump up to the billboard above Sybil's building.
Try to pull the +2 sword. It's stuck. Talk to Max and he advises to use lube.
Sybil's gold coin - Go back to the control room.
Take the computer bug from the pin ball machine and use it on the computer on the right that controls the width.
The 2 heroes are now 2 dimensional.
Go to Sybil's office. Click on the closet door.
Sam slides under the closed door and gets a gold coin.
Jimmy Two-Teeth's gold coin - Go back to the control room.
Take the computer bug from the computer and use it on the phone that controls the height.
The heroes are now teeny weenie.
Go to the office and click on the virtual door. Sam can't get up there, he's too small.
Click on the goggles at bottom right to return to reality.
In real world, enter the office. Inside the office, use the VR goggles. The heroes are small again.
Enter the rat hole. Listen. The guys got the gold coin.
Go back to the control room and take the computer bug to get the heroes back to their usual selves.
Long Sword - Go back to Bosco's. Buy the Long sword of intense longness with the 5 gold coins.
Auntie Biotic:
Blue slime - Go back to and then click the sludgie machine. It drips a menacing blue slime.
Hit the blue slime with any of the weapons in inventory. Combat ensues.
Sam has the initiative. Select your attack with item.
Use the long sword and Sam wins. Sam takes the blue slime.
+2 sword - Go back to the control room.
Use the computer bug on the pinball machine that controls gravity in Reality 2.0. The heroes can now bounce.
Go outside and jump up to the billboard atop Sybil's office.
Use the blue slime on the +2 sword to take the +2 sword.
Go down to street level.
Fight with Auntie Biotic - Use a weapon on Auntie Biotic. Combat ensues.
Auntie Biotic has the initiative. No matter what weapon is used, Auntie wins since she has the initiative.
Talk to Max and he gives the hint. Sam needs protection.
Go back to the control room. Take the computer bug from the pinball machine.
Click on the audio machine at right to enable the pop up jack in the box.
Go back to Auntie Biotic. Use a weapon on Auntie Biotic. Combat ensues.
Select defend with item. Select the enabled pop up jack in the box. Attack blocked.
Now, it's Sam's turn. Select attack with item. Use the +2 sword on Auntie Biotic.
She disappears and the mailbox is now accessible.
Pay Bosco online
Bosco's: Go back to Bosco's store.
Remove the real Bosco's VR goggles -
While in Reality 2.0, use the +2 sword on Bosco.
Bosco in Reality 2.0 is replaced by his avatar.
Bosco in real time - Go back to reality by clicking on the bottom right icon.
Talk to Bosco. Try to buy the virulent biological weapon but you need a billion dollars.
Get password -
Talk to Bosco and select dialogue - 'Look behind you'.
Take the binoculars on the counter.
Talk to Bosco again and select dialogue - 'Look behind you' again. Immediately use the binoculars on Bosco.
See the word 'BOSCO' tattooed on his er... back.
(If you are here earlier while Bosco is still wearing the goggles, you can take it with no problem. In Reality 2.0, the binoculars changes to a magnifier icon. You can then check the pixels of any active graphics.)
Banco Lavadero: Use the goggles to go back to Reality 2.0.
Access Banco Lavadero - Use the Desoto and go to Banco Lavadero.
See that a security barrier stops entry to the bank. A scanner checks the car and states access denied.
The Desoto is pushed to the side. Several cars arrive, they are scanned and allowed access.
Take note at the license plate of each car and the colors of the cars. The letters on the license plate corresponds to the color of the car. PGR is colored purple, green and red. PRB is a purple, red and blue car.
Click on bottom right icon to go back to the office.
Paint the car - Look at the Desoto's license plate. It has the letters BRP.
Use the rainbow car paint kit given by the internet wizard aka Hugh Bliss on the car.
Paint the front part of the car blue. Select red for the middle and purple for the back.
Drive back to the bank. Checksum verified. Access approved.
Bank - Sam noted that this is a money laundering device.
Study the money laundering flow chart. Click on each square to learn something of the different accounts.
See that the top one is Mr. Biv.
Note that Bosco's account is locked. Click on the padlock and the internet asks for a password.
Now that Sam has found out the password, select Bosco and the account is unlocked. Access granted.
Cook the books - Click on the 'cook the books' at bottom of each account and see that you can change the flow chart.
Change the arrows on the top row to point outward.
Change the arrows on the bottom side accounts to point upward and have zero account.
Change the arrows on the middle row to point inward.
Change the arrow so that Grandma Bosco points down to Bosco's account.
Bosco has now 1 billion dollars in his account.
Bosco's: Go back to Bosco's store.
Click on the 'return to reality' icon at bottom right.
Talk to Bosco. Get the snot rag or virulent disease.
Use the goggles to go back to Reality 2.0.
Exit the store.
Destroy the internet:
Go to the mailbox which is now unguarded by Auntie Biotic.
Use the computer disease on the mailbox.
The Internet is crashing. The Internet is taking everything with her when she goes down. She has lost respect for living things.
All the graphics are gone.
Text adventure: The 2 heroes are now in the prophesied blackness. At first, there is no sound. Then sound was added to the adventure.
Read the text.
Get. Get Respect for Living things. It falls to a crack on the sidewalk.
Go. Go down. The shambling Corporate Presence gobbles up the Respect for Living Things.
Go. Go up.
Go. Go northwest to Sybil's.
Try to get Lake of Nauseating Cuteness.
Go. Go southeast.
Go. Go east.
Get. Get Bosco's.
Go. Go west.
Go. Go northwest.
Use. Use Bosco's.
Use Bosco's with nauseating Lake. Bosco's soaks up the nauseating liquid and is now saturated.
Go. Go southeast.
Go. Go down.
Use. Use nauseating Bosco's.
Use nauseating Bosco's with Corporate Presence. It vomits up Respect for Living Things.
Get. Get Respect for Living Things.
Go. Go up.
Use. Use Respect for Living Things.
Use Respect for Living Things with Internet. The Internet grasps it and looks you right in the eye.
I'm sorry.
Game Over.
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