Retro Game Walkthroughs For
"Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"
(PlayStation 2)

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--Introduction--


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This walkthrough for GTA: SA for PS2 has been written by The Winster for “ukwalkthroughs.com”.
This walkthrough deals with only story based missions, and nothing else.
It is very systematic and deals with only the simplest strategies.
I have compared my walkthrough with numerous other people’s walkthroughs on the net. And so, I am

able to put forward only the best strategies for the missions.

PLEASE NOTE: - This walkthrough does not deal with the missions in the order that they appear,

but in respect to their characters. Refer to the Index.

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--Index--


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Copy the mission’s name and paste it in the Find dialog box for an exact jump. Don’t go CaSe

Sensitive though.

-----------EARLY CJ MISSIONS----------
Total 2 Missions
*****BIG SMOKE/SWEET & KENDL*****
*****RYDER*****

----------SWEET MISSIONS----------
15 TOTALS
*****TAGGING UP TURF*****
*****CLEANING UP THE HOOD*****
*****DRIVE-THRU*****
*****NINES & AKS*****
*****DRIVE-BY*****
*****SWEET'S GIRL*****
*****CESAR VIALPANDO*****
*****DOBERMAN*****
*****LOS SEPULCROS*****
*****REUNITING THE FAMILIES*****
*****GREEN SABRE*****
*****BEAT DOWN IN B-DUP*****
*****GROVE 4 LIFE*****
*****LOS DESPERADOS*****
*****END OF THE LINE*****


----------PUNK BITCH MISSIONS----------
3 TOTAL
*****HOME INVASION*****
*****CATALYST*****
*****ROBBING UNCLE SAM*****


----------BIG SMOKE MISSIONS----------
4 TOTAL
*****OG LOC*****
*****RUNNING DOG*****
*****WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS*****
*****JUST BUSINESS*****


----------OG LOC MISSIONS-----------
4 TOTAL
*****LIFE'S A BEACH*****
*****MADD DOGG'S RHYME BOOK*****
*****MANAGEMENT ISSUES*****
*****HOUSE PARTY*****


----------CESAR VIALPANDO MISSIONS----------
9 TOTAL
*****HIGH STAKES, LOW-RIDER*****
*****KING IN EXILE (CUTSCENE)*****
*****WU ZI MU*****
*****PHOTO OPPORTUNITY*****
*****PURCHASE - WANG'S AUTOSHOP*****
*****ZEROING IN*****
*****TEST DRIVE*****
*****CUSTOMS FAST TRACK*****
*****PUNCTURE WOUNDS*****


----------CJ MISSIONS----------
13 TOTAL
*****WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR*****
*****555 WE TIP*****
*****DECONSTRUCTION*****
*****JIZZY*****
*****ICE COLD KILLA*****
*****PIER 69*****
*****TORENO'S LAST FLIGHT*****
*****YAY KA BOOM BOOM*****
*****A HOME IN THE HILLS*****
*****VERTICAL BIRD*****
*****HOMECOMING*****
*****CUT THROAT BUSINESS*****
*****RIOT*****


----------THE TRUTH MISSIONS----------
2 TOTAL
*****BODY HARVEST*****
*****ARE YOU GOING TO SAN FIERRO? *****


----------CATALINA MISSIONS----------
9 TOTAL
*****FIRST DATE (CUTSCENE) *****
*****TANKER COMMANDER*****
*****FIRST BASE (CUTSCENE) *****
*****AGAINST ALL ODDS*****
*****GONE COURTING (CUTSCENE) *****
*****LOCAL LIQUOR STORE*****
*****MADE IN HEAVEN (CUTSCENE)*****
*****SMALL TOWN BANK*****
*****FAREWELL MY LOVE*****


----------TENPENNEY MISSIONS----------
6 TOTAL
*****BURNING DESIRE*****
*****GRAY IMPORTS*****
*****BADLANDS*****
*****SNAIL TRAIL*****
*****MISAPPROPRIATION*****
*****HIGH NOON*****


----------WU ZI MU MISSIONS----------
10 TOTAL
*****MOUNTAIN CLOUD BOYS*****
*****RAN FA LI*****
*****LURE*****
*****AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT*****
*****THA DA NANG THANG*****
*****FENDER KETCHUP*****
*****EXPLOSIVE SITUATION*****
*****YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHIPS*****
*****DON PEYOTE*****
*****FISH IN A BARREL (CUTSCENE)*****



----------JIZZY MISSIONS----------
3 TOTAL
*****T-BONE MENDEZ*****
*****MIKE TORENO*****
*****OUTRIDER*****



----------ZERO MISSIONS----------
3 TOTAL
*****AIR RAID*****
*****SUPPLY LINES*****
*****NEW MODEL ARMY*****


----------TORENO MISSIONS----------
4 TOTAL
*****MONSTER*****
*****HIGHJACK*****
*****INTERDICTION*****
*****VERDANT MEADOWS*****



----------ROSENBERG MISSIONS----------
2 TOTAL
*****INTENSIVE CARE*****
*****THE MEAT BUSINESS*****



----------MADD DOGG MISSIONS----------
1 TOTAL
*****MADD DOGG*****


----------SALVATORE MISSIONS----------
2 TOTAL
*****FREEFALL*****
*****SAINT MARK'S BISTRO*****


----------HEIST MISSIONS----------
6 TOTAL
*****ARCHITECTURAL ESPIONAGE*****
*****KEY TO HER HEART*****
*****DAM AND BLAST*****
*****COP WHEELS*****
*****UP, UP, AND AWAY*****
*****BREAKING THE BANK AT CALIGULA'S*****






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--EARLY CJ MISSIONS--


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*****Big Smoke/Sweet*****
There is not much for me to explain here.

*****Punk Bitch (aka Ryder)*****
A few tips will do the needful.
--> Choose the Afro for a negative reaction or the Jheri curl for a positive reaction from that

punk bitch.
--> Cornrows have the most sex appeal on the haircut list.

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--SWEET MISSIONS--


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*****Tagging Up Turf*****
Drive to the blip, spray paint the tags, repeat a second time.

*****Cleaning the Hood*****
Take Ryder to B-Dup's house and watch the cut scene.
Check the minimap for the crack dealer, target him, and start punching him.
When he hits the floor, take the bat; get back in the car, and cross the street.
Go inside and target the people one by one, starting with the guy with the bat.
When they're all down, head back to Sweet's.

*****Drive Thru*****
Pin the Tornado against a wall and let the Groves do their thing.
Make sure that when the car blows, you aren't still touching it.
Afterwards, Sweet calls about the gym. Go there.
Spend an hour or so just saving, working out, saving to a new day, working out. It will help you

a ton.

TIP: Stick to driving the car only! Let Sweet and that punk bitch do the shooting. If you try to

help in the drive-by, there's a possibility that the Kilo Tray car you're shooting may explode

too soon and cause yours to explode too.

*****Nines and AKs*****
You shouldn’t expect much of a guide written for this mission

*****Drive-By*****
Now you can join the gang when doing the drive-bys.
Since there are no cars around to accidentally blow up your car, help the boys with the shooting.
I have found people on the net claiming that you can just run over most of the Ballas and still

get credit for the mission.

*****Sweet's Girl*****
I’ll skip guiding on this mission, since it has barely got anything.

*****Cesar Vialpando*****
Go to the garage on the map, spend some time there looking over useless mods.
Head over to the lowriding competition and place a bet. Easy money if you ask me.

*****Doberman*****
Head into Ammunation and pick up some armor. Then, head to the Ballas turf in Glen Park.
Find a group of 3+ Ballas and blow them away.
Three waves of lightly clad Ballas attack and you can kill them without even flinching. Just

Target ‘n’ Shoot!
Be sure to pick up the weapons the Ballas drop during each wave.
When they're all dead, track down the bad homie on the radar and waste him however you like.

*****Los Sepulcros*****
(Must be started between 9:00 and 17:00)
You have a very generous four minutes to go to a cemetery where Kane, a big name among the

Ballas, is attending a funeral in Vinewood. They’re all pretty much in the open.
Once you get there, follow the instructions given to you, and head STRAIGHT for Kane.
Ignore all other Ballas, if you have body armor.
Run to Kane, let your homies take care of the rest.
Pump Kane full of AK/Shotgun lead, and finish off the rest of the Ballas.

*****Reuniting the families*****
To trigger this mission, you need to finish all the missions for Big Smoke, Freddy's bitch, and

the punk bitch.
Drive the Grove to the motel and watch the police ambush.
Start targeting all of the SWAT you see. The higher your AK/SMG stat, the easier this mission is.
You can skip this part if you want, but I suggest it for the money and ammo.
When you enter the hotel, drink some health soda from the vending machines.
Now, you will need to fire blindly and smash R1 like anything, ‘cuz SWAT may appear from

anywhere.
Head up the stairs and through the hallways until you meet Sweet.
When you get to the roof, a chopper with four SWAT firing from it appears. Kill the SWAT.
There is a blue arrow pointing at the rotating blade just below the main rotor. Shoot there a few

times to take it down.
Follow Sweet and get in the car with Ryder and Smoke.
You have to destroy the police cars in first person perspective.
Shoot the cop car's windows so that you can directly kill the driver.
You have infinite ammo, use it.
Try to set off chain reactions by blowing one car into another and saving yourself some

heartache.
Keep the cops off until Smoke goes through a car wash and the AK jams.
You're now just one mission away from getting out of Los Santos.

*****Green Sabre*****
/*/*/*/This is the final mission for Los Santos.
Completing this mission removes all of your guns and turns LS into a festering pile of crap.
Finish everything you want to do in LS before doing this mission.*\*\*\*\

Once the cutscene is over, Sweet's health bar appears under the HUD.
It starts dropping really quickly, so pause to the map and plan your route out.
Once you get there, start blowing Ballas away.
Use the “target, shoot ‘n’ repeat” strategy.

/*/*/*/*/*/*/The following missions open up after the "HOMECOMING" mission:*\*\*\*\*\*\*\

*****Beat Down on B-Dup*****
Once the turf war is started, keep Sweet close to you.
Kill all three waves with your handy assault rifle, making sure not to accidentally kill Sweet.
Again, pick up weapons the waves of the Ballas drop down.
Take over all of Glenn Park. Snipe or gun down all of the guards around B-Dup's house.
Once they're all dead, head into the marker for a confrontation with B-Dup and Bear.

*****Grove 4 Life*****
Use the general turf war strategies to take over the first territory, then march into the next

and take that one over.
That's all there is to do in this mission. Afterwards, take Sweet home to get some monetary

compensation for all your work.

Note: - Take over 35% of Los Santos before you start the next strand of missions. You need that

much to start the final mission, and once the riots start, it's absolute hell to take territory

over. Get it done now so you don't have to spend hours doing it later. I also HIGHLY suggest that

you do the Firefighter missions before this, since the final mission nearly depends on it being

done.

*****Los Desperados*****
This is the second last mission of the game: -
Get a four-door car before you start this mission, or at least make sure that there's one parked

outside the house.
Recruit two OGs and hop into the car.
Drive over to Unity Station and pick up the Varrios.
Take an assault rifle, or better yet, some molotovs if you've done the firetruck missions.
Torch and kill all of the Vagos. If you're taking too much damage, let the Varrios take the hits.
They can take a whole lot of damage throughout this mission.
After the projects are wiped clean, head over to the alleyway.
For the next section, just listen to what's being yelled.
Kill some Vagos and watch Hazer get shot.
Take cover as soon as you reach Cesar's house.
There's a punk on the roof with a Rocket Launcher.
Snipe his head off, then pick of all the other Vagos methodically.
When all of the Vagos are dead, the mission is over, and Cesar has a home.

NOTE ON RECRUITING GANG MEMBERS: -
First you need a lot of Respect in the Respect meter to even recruit anyone.
After the "DOBERMAN" mission, acquire all the territory you can to boost the Respect meter. As

you gain more Respect during the acquiring of territory, a pop-up on the screen will tell you

that you can now recruit gang members. The amount of members increases as far as 7 members per

recruitment. To recruit, target (press R1) a Grove family member in green and press UP on the

D-Pad. If done correctly, you'll hear CJ say something.

Sweet should call a few times after this if you've already taken over 35% of Los Santos. If not,

get to work. The final mission opens up after you take control of the city. If you're going for

100%, you should have 99.47% at this point. If not, check and find whatever you missed.

*****End of the Line*****
This is the final mission of the game. And so, I am not going to write down a step by step

walkthrough of this game. The reason is dead simple; it spoils the whole feeling of the game. Try

it out your self. But yes, before starting the mission, be sure to have the following

pre-requisites fulfilled to pass this mission with little problems: -

--Desert Eagle, M4 & Dual Sawn-Offs - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level
--Max Stamina
--150 Health
--150 Armor
--Fireproof unlocked
--Max Driving SkillDRIVING SKILL

Try to get as much ammunition for those 3 weapons. You have lots of money so spend it!
Unlocking Fireproof and having max Driving Skill will help towards the last half of the mission.


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--PUNK BITCH MISSIONS--


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Just in case you're wondering why I call him a punk bitch, it's because that's what CJ calls him

later in the game.

*****Home Invasion*****
Nothing fancy here. Drive down to the guy's house by 6:30. Go in; follow the instructions by

staying quiet. The six boxes are
1. In the first room,
2. Through the door on the right
3. On the first flight of stairs
4. At the end of the hallway
5. In the guy's room to the left
6. In the guy's room behind his bed

Tip: - As long as CJ is crouched he can creep at any speed and not make any noise.

*****Catalyst*****
When the Vagos are gone, the Ballas show up. Kill all four of them and head into the red blip.

Now you get to play some stupid minigame. You have an unlimited amount of cases, so just check

them for the minute you have. Ryder will catch enough to win. At one point, he pulls up right

next to you, so it's not a big problem. End the mission by working your way around the police.

Tip: - When flinging crates simply aim the reticle above that punk bitch's face or body and then

press L1. Or toss the crate on the hood of the car and it will bounce to him.

*****Robbing Uncle Sam*****
Follow the directions to the docks, jump over the wall.
Cap the guard, blow off the first & then the second security panel
Run in guns blazing and take out all of the National Guards.
Focus on hauling the stuff in the forklift to the truck and let that punk bitch do the shooting.
But if his health gets low, help that punk bitch out!
Get used to the situation when a guard keeps on appearing behind you.
Take your time, and don't hit walls and drop the boxes. That's very bad.
Drive the truck to the safehouse, dropping as many boxes as you see fit.

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--BIG SMOKE MISSIONS--


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*****OG Loc*****
Pick up Jeff (OG Loc) at the police station and drive him over to Freddy's house.
Freddy takes off on a PCJ. Grab the other one and pursue him.
You can't kill Freddy or do anything to the bike, so just stay on his tail.
I fell off an overpass and followed him under it and I didn't fail.
Eventually, Freddy parks, and you can kill him and the Vagos.
Afterwards, drive Jeff to his new job at Burger Shot.
Some persons on the net give hints as to fire in the tires to puncture them and then finishing

him.
Either ways, he is destined to die.

****Running Dog*****
Its easy stuff, as easy as seducing a bimbo. Rapidly tap the Run button to catch up and cap the

dealer!

*****Wrong Side of the Tracks*****
This mission is a bit hard because Smoke shoots like he's having an epileptic seizure. You really

just have to hope that Smoke hits something.
Start by driving to the station and hopping on the Sanchez.
Go as fast as you can to catch up to the train and let Smoke pump lead into them.
Early on, there's a car on the tracks.
Get past the car before the train hits it to make sure that you lose no speed at all.
When Smoke says take the high road, take it, and stay on it until the tunnel.
Smoke seems to hit more from that point.
If you can't get them by the time they hit north Red County, they've escaped, and you have to

restart.
If you do get them, drive Smoke back to his house and celebrate a long victory.
TIP: -Try to stay in the middle of the tracks and focus on getting up front. You can also do it

on the far right side but there's a higher chance of getting shot and losing health while

driving the bike, so stay close instead.

/*/*/*An alternative and speedy strategy can be to
Run to the parking garage in East Beach which is distinctive because it features semi-circular

ramps between the levels that stick out towards the street.
Pick up a NRG-500. There are ALWAYS two of these in this garage - one on the second floor, and

one on the very top. With the NRG, this job is damn easy! Park it right near the red start

marker.
Hop on along with Smoke to take off down the tracks.
You will easily outrun the train to the first bend, where there is a raised platform to the left.
Ride up on that, hop off, and start shooting as the train goes by.
After that we jump back on the bike and repeat all the way out to the country until the job is

done.
The trick is that the bike is so fast that you have plenty of time to get ahead, set up, and

blast them as they go past.*/*/*/

*****Just Business*****
If you've found an AK or M4 in hidden spots in Los Santos, pick them off with two shot bursts.
If not, use your SMG, but make sure not to run out of ammo.
Pick up the MP5s that the Ruskies drop and grab the armor behind a pillar.
Meet up with Smoke and head outside for more gunning and running.
Just target, kill, retarget, and repeat until everyone is dead.
Pick up as much money and ammo as you can.

You're on the back of the bike, and stay facing that way. The main targets for this whole section

are the motorcycles.
Take out the driver first, and everything else falls.
But really, just make sure that every cycle falls down fast, since they can do some major damage.
You hit the road block, just spray the people down, or hitt the gas tank of one of the cars to

start a chain reaction.
Focus on shooting the guys on the bikes. The shooters in the cars are a lesser threat than the

bikers.
Occasionally shoot the big truck too.

The true challenge is in the LS River (the aqueducts).
Take down every motorcycle and car gunman as soon as you see them!
Yet, When Smoke stops at the roadblock, focus on destroying the car IN FRONT of the bike NOT the

cars on the side. Destroying it will allow Smoke to continue into the aqueducts.
After the jump, shoot out the sewer gates or all of your work will be for nothing.
Shoot the explosive barrels to take out the last motorcycles. It's over.

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--FREDDY'S BITCH MISSIONS--


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You find out during the "OG LOC" mission that Loc took one up the ass in prison by a guy named

Freddy.
So that makes Loc "Freddy's bitch" according to CJ.

*****Life's a Beach*****
(Must start between 20:00 and 06:00)
Drive to the said beach, play some Amplitude, steal a van, and drive it to a lockup.
When speaking with the DJ, accept her offer to dance to trigger the dancing mini-game.
Press right on the D-pad to respond twice (positive) to start the game.

*****Madd Dogg's Rhymes*****
This is a tutorial, and the game tells you what to do. So better not elaborate more on this.
Just take an MP5 or whatever and blast out. There's a body armor pickup in the building, so just

pick that up and let loose. Head back to the Burger Shot to complete the mission.

*****Management Issues*****
(Must start between 12:00 and 17:00
Get to the rendezvous by 22:00 in perfect condition to continue.
Park the car and follow the motorcade to pick up the manager.
Floor the car and head down to the pier.
Get some speed and bail out as the car flies into the ocean. Since CJ can swim; it doesn't matter

if you bail out early, bail out late, or not at all.

*****House Party*****
Get to the OG on the map by 20:00 to get a call from Jeff about his party
The Ballas would attack. Take your SMG, get behind cover, and start auto-targeting and firing.
The second wave is up on the bridge. If you have an assault rifle, just target, if not, use

manual aim.
Just target anyone with an arrow over their head and protect Sweet. If Sweet dies, you fail.
To keep yourself safe, run around and strafe a lot when facing the Ballas. Use the crouch and

roll and don't forget to replenish your ammo from those dead Ballas.


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--CESAR VIALPANDO MISSIONS--


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*****High Stakes, Low-Rider*****
The CPU hits a pole, it falls right over.
You hit a pole, you spin and lose complete control.
Keep working at it. You want to floor it on the the three main straightaways and take it really

slow during the turn section.
You don't need a fast lowrider, you need one that handles well.
You can do this with any lowrider: Blade, Broadway, Remington, Savanna, Slamvan, Tornado, and

Voodoo are the seven lowriders that are available.
This mission IS required to advance the story, but in itself, it is not a storyline mission.
For all of you weird people that can't find a lowrider, open your eyes. Los Santos' ghetto is 90%

lowriders. All of the Ballas and GSF members drive lowriders. There's one parked right across

from Cesar's house for God's sake.

TIP: - Cut corners and you'll take first place before the second to third checkpoint. If you

can't make first place halfway through the race then you aren't doing it properly!

*****Wu Zi Mu*****
Take an SUV, like a Rancher for a mix of off and on-road speed
Take a Sanchez for off-road mastery; take a Buffalo for on-road speed
Or take a Linerunner or Tanker.
These huge things can pick up a ton of speed and bang the other cars into the rivers, making this

race pathetically easy. Make sure to go around the barn jump if you have one of these though. You

can't fit under the barns.
Some people have complained that you can't use a Sanchez. Guess I got lucky with a glitch.
Cut corners and you'll take first place. Make sure to use the Handbrakes to do turns.

*****Photo Opportunity*****
Head out to southwest Blueberry and pick up Cesar, listening to what he has to say.
Now, head down to Angel Pine.
Get up on the roof and get ready to take some pictures.
Picture 1: Ryder, as he steps out of his truck.
Picture 2: T-Bone Mendez, as he steps out of his car.
Picture 3: Dude in a suit, as he steps out of his brown sedan.
Picture 4: Jizzy B, just as he steps out of his Broadway.

Make sure you get a picture of their faces. A side shot does not count, and missing one shot

fails you.
Take the shots and head back to the garage in San Fierro.

<<<<< The following missions open up AFTER you finish the "YAY KA BOOM BOOM" mission, pass all 12

Driving tests, and purchase the Wang's Auto showroom (in that order) >>>

*****Zeroing In*****
Follow the blips before they turn grey (cold trail), and get to her car.
Spin it out by tapping the left or right of her car, but do NOT total it!
The more damage you do, the harder the return to the garage will be.
Head back to the garage and park the car for your reward.
TIP: - You are not required to perform the P.I.T Manoeuvres to scare the driver off.

*****Test Drive*****
TIP: Don't follow Cesar too closely because he attracts police attention to himself. After you

exit the shortcut "alleyway", you can then follow him as close as you want.


*****Customs Fast Track*****
Use the shadow to judge where you need to drop the crate.
Don't drop it from too high of a spot, or it will break open and you fail.
Anyway, once you break open the third crate (it's always the third), you find the car.
No matter which container you choose, the first two you take on the crane will always be the

wrong one.
Some people will enter the scene to stop your thievery. Target them and kill them.
Then grab the car and head back to the garage.
Completing this mission opens up the Export/Import garage near the crane.
Walk up to the chalkboard to see the list of cars wanted.

*****Puncture Wounds*****
Drive your Clover over along the highway until you catch up to the crazy woman's car somewhere

near the Badlands.
Wait until you can cut right in front of her, then drop the spike strip.
Once her tires are popped and Carl fixes them, drive it back to the garage.
Stop at the Pay-and-Spray before you drop it off if you want to, then claim your final rewards.
If you take a bit too much time and the car reaches Angel Pine, you’ll fail.

NOTE: -
Don't believe what Cesar says about the "crazy bitch that messes with my sanity".
The driver you're chasing after isn't as fast as he says she is.
In fact, she tends to bump into walls and veer off the road, so this mission isn't as difficult

as it seems.


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--CJ MISSIONS--


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*****Wear Flowers In Your Hair*****
This is your intro to San Fierro. Drive to the gas station to meet Jethro, the hospital to watch

a cut scene, the hot dog stand to meet Dwaine, the police station to watch a cut scene, and

finally, to Zero to talk to him.

*****555 We Tip*****
Drive downtown to the Vank Hoff (harhar) Hotel, and follow the valet's car.
When he gets out of the car, kill him however you like, making sure that no one sees you.
Take the uniform and head back to the front of the hotel.
Wait for the DA to arrive.
You have four minutes to head to the garage.
You can hit cars on this trip; just don't get a wanted level.
Get to the garage, and then get back Downtown on the same timer, this time making sure not to get

even a scratch on the car. Park the car, run outside, and watch the cutscene.

*****Deconstruction*****
Steal a Dozer, preferably from the guy driving one, since he gets annoying if you don't kick him

out.
Get some speed and ram all of the portables, making note not to run into the explosive barrels.
Keep your speed up to make sure you don't get pulled out.
You can also use the huge crane in the middle of the site if you feel like being risque.
When destroying the Portables, run it all the way down so that you also run over the worker

inside.
Completing this mission opens up Driving School. Wait for Jethro's call and he'll inform CJ about

the school.

*****Jizzy*****
First, drop Jizzy's girl off at the hotel downtown, then head over to Hashbury and kill the pimp.
Head underneath the overpass in Doherty and kill the two guys beating up Jizzy's girl.
Finally, head back to Downtown to find a priest and his protection assisting the whore off the

streets.
Concentrate on the limo and let it catch fire.
Once it explodes, the protection will stop and get out. Run them down or shoot them.
You get a two-star wanted level AFTER the mission, so head out and save.

*****Ice Cold Killa*****
Drive to the club.
Shoot the tires out on the parked Broadway.
Step into the blip and watch the short little bit, and follow the instructions.
Climb up the scaffolding, on to the roof, and into the Pleasure Domes.
Walk around or just jump down and you'll watch the cutscene with Jizzy.
After that, run like hell, since everyone is shooting at you.
Let Jizzy run to the Broadway....which has no tires.
If you still have the rocket launcher from a while ago, use it. Else, start ramming the car.
When Jizzy gets out, kill him and take the phone.

*****Pier 69*****
Head over to the pier and meet Cesar.
Run up the stairs and grab the Sniper Rifle.
Pick off the guards with like seven total shots, saving your ammo.
After killing T-Bone, watch Ryder flee into the ocean.
Dive in after him and tap X in the water to sprint-swim.
You can't catch him yet, but get to the boat and follow him.
Pull up along side of him and match his speed, then let loose with a hail of drive-by.
When his boat catches fire, steer away.
When the boat explodes, you win.
You can also snipe Ryder, or jump into his boat and decapitate him with a katana.
Make sure to stay away from the giant tanker in the docks. For some reason you get an instant

FIVE stars for going near it. Get to shore without going within the bounds of that tanker.
Completing this mission opens up Boating School at Bayside Marina.

*****Toreno’s Last Flight*****
Drive to the helipad and run over all the dudes that are shooting at you, right?
Then kill the rest and run up to the helicopter.
DO NOT drive on the freeway in the opposite lanes! Doing so will cause the helicopter to get away

because of constant crashes.
If it does, grab the rocket launcher, get on the PCJ and haul ass onto the freeway to catch the

chopper. Just follow it for now.
Let it get to the countryside, and it'll stop and face you while hovering for a few seconds.
Take one well aimed rocket and blow it out of the sky.
You can take it down earlier, but you better have good aim.
You only get five rockets. When the chopper goes down, you win the mission.

*****Yay Ka-Boom Boom!*****
Drive over to Downtown and pick up the car with the bomb in it and head over to the crack lab,

which is right next to driving school.
Don't bother shooting the guards, just run them all over and head to the blip. Hit the ramp and

drive into the crack lab, ignoring all the people there.
They don't do anything. Park the car, get out, and again, ignore everyone.
To run, you’ve got 40 seconds.
To escape the compound, take out an AK and pop everyone in the head.
Go all the way around, killing everyone as fast as you can.
When the front gate closes, get in the Voodoo.
You can't hop park the car and hop over the fence, you HAVE to hit the ramp. Stupid, yet get some

speed, hit the ramp, and drive home.
All of the Desert and Las Venturas is open now.

/*/*/*/ The following missions are unlocked after completing "SAINT MARK'S BISTRO" mission and

watching the "FISH IN A BARREL" cutscene\*\*\*\

*****A Home In The Hills*****
Anyway, parachute towards the mansion and land on or near the helipad.
Take some cover and get your assault rifle out.
Gangsters will attack from all sides in waves of three to five, so just pick them off as they

come.
When the Triads come, protect them on the landing, grab the armor on the side of the helipad,

then head down into the mansion.
When a Triad with you is killed, go on a killing spree and take out every gangster room by room.
When you get to the stairs, lob some explosives down below and take as many out as you can.
Grab the health pickup in the kitchen if you need it, and start following Big Poppa.
Take out any guard you can with an SMG, since you can fire that while running.
Follow the path you took way back in Madd Dogg's Rhymes to get outside. Follow Big Poppa and blow

his car up.

*****Vertical Bird*****
Drive the speed boat to the aircraft carrier and pull up along side.
Swim into the docking bay. Now stealth is completely pointless.
Whip out your assault rifle and go to town.
Head up the stairs and to the SAM controls; step in the red marker to disable them.
Head down the hall to the Hydra jets, killing the guards that get in your way.
Blow up the two Hydras closest to you with Satchels or any other explosive, then head to the

third Hydra.
The Hydra controls as both a helicopter and a plane.
After you takeoff, another Hydra will pursue you.
Had you not destroyed the other Hydras, there would be three following you.
[If you did not destroy the planes before hand, then lure the planes following you to fly over

the Restricted Area base. If done correctly, all three planes will be shot down by friendly

fire.]
Dogfight it and hit it with a couple missiles to take it down.
Slow the plane down and lower altitude to sink the spy flotilla.
The boats do not shoot back, so don't hurry.
After they are destroyed, fly to Verdant Meadows and land it.
This mission is the most difficult one in the game, and the learning curve on the Hydra is

steeper than the Niagra falls!

*****Homecoming*****
You can go pick up Sweet outside the police station.
Once you get there, Sweet explains that he wants to go home, not to the mansion.
Go to Grove Street and start taking down crack dealers.
At one point, you will inevitably start a war with the Ballas.
Fight for your turfs as you would, then finish off the crack dealers.
Make sure that Sweet doesn’t die.

*****Cut Throat Business*****
Finish the Boating School before attempting this mission. The first half of the mission will be

familiar to you if you finished the last Boating test.
Drive over to Flint County to the video shoot.
When OG Loc flees on the Vortex, follow him.
You don't have to be incredibly close, but just enough to see him.
Follow him over the jump and along the beach.
When he gets to the pier, you switch to a Go-Kart.
Don't worry about Madd Dogg; he can take care of himself. Just focus on following OG Loc.
Follow him in the stupidest chase ever. Again, you don't need to be right on him; just enough to

see him. When the chase ends, you get the lovely cutscene that involves you not killing Jeffrey.
Note that you can't kill him before he reaches the final destination.
You unlock the Go-Kart at the back entrance of Madd Dogg's crib when you finish this mission.

*****Riots*****
You don’t have to do anything but hop into Sweet’s car and drive back to Grove Street. But yeah,

enjoy CJ and Sweet discussing about masturbation (repeat, masturbation) in the car.

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--TRUTH MISSIONS--


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*****Body Harvest*****
Drive to "The Farm". Drive around back, break through the fence, and take the harvester.
Do not get out of the car when you approach the farm! Run all those hippy bitches down then run

for the vehicle you came to steal.
When you steal the vehicle, run them down again and see the mess you made (body harvest, get

it?).
Now you get to drive to The Truth's farm.
The harvest has front wheel drive, so steering is a little screwy.
Go slow, don't try any stupid crap, and park it in the garage.

******Are You Going To San Fiero?*****
Finish the Firefighter missions before doing this (so that you're Fireproof). It'll make burning

the chronic less painful.
The Truth calls and you now have his payment for all of the weed.
Unfortunately, the cops have spotted the fields and you have to burn them all with your handy

Flamethrower.
Stand in the middle of a few patches and spray from side to side.
Repeat this for all the rows, and you should have about two minutes to spare. Then you go to the

van.
Shoot the chopper down fast with the rocket launcher that The Truth hands you. You get to keep

all the rockets you don't use.
After the chopper hits the ground, get in the "Mothership" and drive to San Fierro, enjoying The

Truth's commentary.

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--CATALINA MISSIONS--


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*****Tanker Commander*****
Head over to the gas station and follow the ingame instruction.
Make sure that the cab is backed perfectly in.
Being off a little won't attach it.
When you start to pull away, the gas attendants follow.
Do a drive-by on those two bitches following you instead of driving the whole way through the

mission with them on your butts.
If the cab detaches, you fail.

*****Against All Odds*****
Drive to Montgomery and enter the ITB betting place.
When the alarm goes off, you get a two-star wanted level. Ignore it.
Blow the door off by a remote explosive. Then do the same with the safe.
You will have a four star wanted level when you step out. But surprisingly there would be almost

no SWAT units!

*****Local Liquor Store*****
Head to the liquor store in Blueberry and watch the quadbikers rob the store before you can.
You get to follow them in a chase! Catalina still can't shoot for her life, so shoot them down

yourself if you can.
You can forward drive-by on a quad, so get right behind a bike and kill the guy. Stay off the

roads as much as possible, because the quad bike oes not handle well on roads.
Whenever you kill a quadbiker, he drops a briefcase. Ignore it unless you can pick it up while

still moving forward. Kill all three of them, retrieve the cases, and head back to the hideout.
There is an obvious trick for those of you who want to use it: -
You can just park a Sanchez or something outside of the store and grab that instead of the stupid

quad bike.

*****Small Town Bank*****
Head to the bank in Palomino Creek for this mission.
You have a three-star wanted level once the alarm is hit.
When Catalina starts yelling at you (surprise!), bash open all three ATM machines and follow her

outside.
Catalina can't shoot well at all, so stay slightly in front and shoot all of the cops that are on

the roofs, sides, behind crates, etc.
Take the two motorcycle cops who pull in and get on their bikes.
You will NOT fail the mission if you lose sight of Catalina. If you do, catch up with her in the

next town and then bring her back to her hideout.

*****Farewell My Love*****
Be a cheater and cut corners.
The other drivers maybe ruthless but they aren't smart enough.
However, keep in mind that the ZR-350 does not go off-road well.
Also, try to be the first one to get to the bridge.
Block the entrance to the bridge by parking your car there.
Others will either lose pace or swerve into the river.

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--TENPENNEY (C.R.A.S.H.) MISSIONS--


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******Burning Desires*****
Time to play with fire. Head to the molotov pickup in the alley and then head over to the house.
Make sure that you don't burn yourself, as it takes away some 30 or 40 health for each one.
Once all five windows are on fire, run inside to rescue the girl.
Walk around the fires into the kitchen to find a fire extinguisher.
Pick it up and head to the back-left of the house and head up the stairs.
Once in her room, you'll have to start fighting fires.
Once outside, get in the lowrider and head back to Grove St., where you can drop Denise off.
Denise is now your girlfriend.

/*/*Ahem. How girlfriends work
Hunt around town for some flowers and pick them up. Head to Denise's house and hand her the

flowers.
This starts the date off nicely. Make sure you have a nice car for her.
Take her on her date, doing whatever you have to do to keep her happy.
Afterwards, take her home and try to give her a kiss by walking up close and hitting L1.
Getting 100% on your date meter gives you a pimp suit, and you can add to your "Times Laid" total

on the Misc. stats page.\*\*

*****Gray Imports*****
Start by driving to the blip, then after the cutscene, drive around back.
Hop on your car and then over the fence.
This is a good thing, as even though you probably won't be able to get total stealth kills, you

can at least take them out without taking a bunch of damage.
Walk all the way around targetting people and take them out fast.
Towards the warehouse is a set of blocks with armor on it.
Grab the armor and watch the two forklifts drive to you.
Manually blow up the crates there to set off a nice chain reaction that'll alert the attention of

the people in the warehouse.
As they run out, pick them off.
Head inside and just target, shoot, and move until everyone is dead.
Once the Russian arms dealer starts to run, follow him close.
Follow him, don't even bother shooting.
When he runs to the Banshee, get in and back over him. Kill him.
Mission passed and all the Ruskies are gone.

*****Badlands*****
You can sneak up behind the cabin and kill the guy right as he runs out, then wipe out the feds

and take a picture. You can chase him down and drive-by him until he gets out. You can blow up

his car before he gets in it. Do whatever you like; the only thing you can't do is blow him up in

his car, since you need a photo of his body, not his ashes. Head back to the trailer park to end

this mission.

*****Snail Trail*****
First, pick up the sniper rifle and head to the Sanchez parked out by the station.
When you get towards the train, it speeds off.
Don’t try to catch the guy in it, because you just can’t.
Do NOT follow the train side by side. Get ahead of it and get to Market Station first instead!
When you get there, run upstairs and try to get a motorcycle and then wait for the target and

follow him.
Let that guy get out of the train. Follow him slowly to his cab, and then follow him even more

slowly to the docks.
When he finally gets to the docks, park as close as you can without being too close, snipe the

first guy.
Run up to the second guy and hit him off.

*****Misappropriation*****
Go to the other side of Aldea Molvada and blow the target's head off with a Sniper Rifle.
Grab the dossier and get out before the feds kill you.

*****High Noon*****
/*/*/*/*/*You must do Misappropriation and Freefall to start this mission.*\*\*\*\*\
Start following Pulaski. Take out as many of the car's tires as you can.
Get at least one, because it's almost impossible to catch up to the car.
Get in the Bandito and chase Pulaski's car done.
Get up next to it and drive-by it until it starts to explode.
Take cover from Pulaski's desert eagle.
It really hurts if he can get you enough times. Take him out however you choose.
Then kill him however you like.

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--WUZI MU MISSIONS--


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/*/*/*/The following Woozie missions are found in San Fierro\*\*\*\

*****Mountain Cloud Boys*****
Get in a car and head around the block and watch Wu Zi run into walls and all sorts of random

crap (It's because he's blind).
When the Da Nang start attacking, just use the same old target ‘n’ shoot ‘n’ repeat strategy.
Get in the car at the end and have Wu Zi start doing drive-bys.
Blow the cars up and head back to Wu Zi’s place.

*****Ran Fa Li*****
Head to the parking garage in the airport and grab the Manana.
Get on the main road from the airport.
When exiting the airport, don't try to drive past the vans.
Instead, get out of the car and shoot the guys down and THEN continue out of the airport.
Hang a right and follow the road along the eastern side of San Fierro.

*****Lure*****
You can't kill the driver. But there’s no need for doing that sonce you can take out the gunman

himself.

*****Amphibious Assault*****
You need to boost your Lung Capacity by at least 1% to do this mission, so practice diving (not

swimming)!

Go to the bay. Listen to the information about the guards and stay underwater as much as

possible.
You would remain undetected if you stay stationary when on the surface for air.
Get to the tanker and swim under it, then pull yourself onto the dock.
You’ll perhaps get bored if you try to keep stealth. So just take out your AK and shoot ‘em down.
Plant the bug and try to steal a boat.
Even if you dive off the tanker, the gunmen will still shoot you.

*****The Da Nang Thang*****
Your helicopter is destined to crash no matter what.
Swim to the pink blip.
Kill the nearest Da Nang, rob him of his shot gun (since you only have a knife) and ensure that

you maintain stealth.
After the cutscene, climb some boxes on the right to find some body armor and a weapon. Go to the

container. Blow the padlock off (you can target it) and start heading back to the bridge.
Follow the map and start heading to the cabin. There is one guard near the entrance and two on

the following stairs. Take them out until you meet the Snakehead.
He tosses you a Katana, and you can either fight him with honor, or just blow him away.
However, if you are luck enough to experience a glitch, you may pass the mission without fighting

Snakehead!

/*/*/*/The following Woozie missions are found in Las Venturas\*\*\*\

*****Fender Ketchup*****
If you need a guide to complete this mission, then you must be still sucking your thumbs!

*****Explosive Situation*****
Get on Sanchez after going to the quarry an doing the needful.
Follow the blips of red light, making sure to keep your speed up.
Once you escape, head down the freeway and drop the dynamite off to Wu Zi’s man.

*****You’ve Had Your Chips*****
Head to the factory in a car and jump on the car to hop over the fence.
Head into the car after blowing up the car waiting in front.
Kill all the people following or hindering yo.
Blow the machines up by using Satchel explosives or however you like.
After you blow them up, a few Mafia men in an Admiral show up.
Blow them to bits, then drive back to the casino.

*****Don Peyote*****
Start by driving over to the Arco del Oeste and into the red marker.
Head down to the road and pick a four-door car.
Kill all the rednecks at the Snake Farm to make the drive back to Rosie's less stressful.
Drive it back up and pick the two men up and take them to the Snake Farm down the road.
When they start yapping, blow their brains all over the sand.
Take them back to Caligula's Palace to meet Ken Rosenburg.


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--JIZZY B MISSIONS--


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*****T-bone Mendez*****
Get on the PCJ, pick a thief and follow him.
You can either kill him or snatch the package off him.
Doing the latter will make the thief shoot at you for some time.
Take down the thieves before they reach their rendezvous point.
Once you get all the packages, head back to the Pleasure Dome.

*****Mike Toreno*****
Do the mission on a motorcycle. It'll make getting to the airport faster.
Yeah, you need to get to the Easter Bay airport.
Once you locate the van, the timer will get off, and you can do your job.
Mike is in the van, and so if it explodes, you’ll fail!
Let the van stop, rive away a bit and pick of all the goons.
Now watch the cutscene, and then blow up the van with a shotgun.
Get in the Stretch and leave the airport.
As soon as you get out of the airport, you get a three-star wanted level.
Hit pause and plan your route.
Don't get caught on the lower freeway, since you'll have no way to get to a Pay-and-Spray.
Once you spray the limo, just drive back to the Pleasure Domes.
If anyone dies in this mission, you fail!

*****Outrider*****
Get to the car by the Xoomer station, then head to the van.
Grab the Sniper Rifle and Rocket Launcher and get on the Sanchez.
Floor it to the first road block, getting as much time between you and the van as you can.
Every second helps. The first roadblock can be taken out with just two rockets.
Fire them at the closest end of the cars and move on, making sure not to catch your bike on fire.
At the second roadblock, fire a couple of rockets and snipe the rest down.
Take an assault rifle or SMG and pick off the snipers from the windows.
Do the same with the third roadblock.
At the fourth roadblock, clear it and wait for the van to show up.
Escort it to the compound to complete the mission.
You get stuck with a three-star wanted level afterwards, so go save.

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--ZERO MISSIONS--


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/*/*/*/You have to purchase Zero's property for $30,000 after completion of “Wear Flowers in Your

Hair” in order to unlock his missions.\*\*\*\

*****Air Raid*****
Take the minigun and start shooting, do not let go of the trigger.
The gun takes too long to wind up.
Take the toys out as soon as they appear on your screen. Don’t wait for anything. Also, all the

planes that approach the roof all arrive in the same order each time.
Just shoot them down in the same pattern they arrive in.
The last forty seconds are crazy.
So, make sure you have at least 25% health left before this time.
The toys will come out from all of the sides.
However, instead of trying to kill them all, it would be better if you concentrate on one area.

*****Supply Lines*****
It seems the only way to counter a 5 1/2 minute gas limit is NOT to fly! When the mission starts,

land the plane on the street and control the plane from there.
Shoot the van until the driver gets out. Don't kill him yet! Next, go left again to shoot the

biker to make him get off the bike. Don't kill him either! Go west now and blow up the van. I

find getting right up in front of him works best.
You do not burn fuel while idle, so position the plane on the street accordingly and just wait.
The first two guys will come after you, and shoot them down as they appear on the street. You

should still have a 95% full fuel tank.
You still need to position yourself correctly to kill the last two guys, but if you follow this

strategy the pressure is off.
Whatever fuel left should be more than more than enough to go north after the last two guys and

get back to Zero's roof.

*****Model Army*****
This mission is super simple!
Ignore Zero's annoying commands and grab some mini-missiles first.
Destroy all three mini-tanks and then continue with the mission without any mini-tank

interference and without a single scratch on the Bandit.

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--TORENO MISSIONS--


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*****Monster*****
Use your minimap to keep an eye on where you're headed and watch the icons inside the

checkpoints, as they will tell you where you're headed.
Don’t use a handbrake (R1 turn) turn, as the 4 wheel steering does crazy things. Stick to the

regular brake.
You do not have to get first to complete this mission, simply break 6:30. 4:20 is the top time.

*****Highjack*****
Break onto the freeway, leaning forward on the bike to maximize your speed.
The faster you catch up to the truck, the better.
If you enter Foster Valley before Cesar can overtake the truck, you're done for.
Once Cesar takes the driver down, hop off the bike and get in the truck.
Keep steady in the middle of the freeway and it'll allow Cesar enough time to jump in the truck.

*****Interdiction*****
Start off by driving to the El Castillo del Diablo, making sure to go across the river via a

bridge or the Sherman Dam.
Zoom into Las Brujas, take the rockets, and grab the Sanchez.
Head up the mountain side and drive into the blip.
Now you’ll need to shoot to helicopters. But if you shoot while they are moving, it’s almost

impossible to register a hit. Wait for the helicopters to stop a second before you fire. Also,

don’t shoot directly overhead, or the helicopters will collapse on you!
There is a health icon and a rocket launcher icon next to a parachute. Use them if you need to.
Take down all the five choppers and start driving to the pickup.
When you get there, you’ll see a helicopter over the sea.
It's a Sea Sparrow (hit L1 for a minigun), and will get you there fast.
You can save helicopters after you complete the next mission, but not now.
Fly over to the drop-off, and then back to Toreno's cabin.

*****Verdant Meadows*****
Be sure to have more than $80,000 or you'll be hard-pressed to find that much cash in a short

amount of time.
Take the Sea Sparrow and fly it over to Verdant Meadows on your map.
Do not fly over the restricted area. If you do you are to be blowed out by some crazy weaponary.
Just go around and land the chopper.
Buy Verdant Meadows, then head around back to the control tower and step in the red circle.
Now, Save!

/*/*/*/Completing all of Toreno's missions will unlock four weapons at his house: Minigun, Rocket

Launcher, Flamethrower, and Heat-Seeking Missile Launcher. Unfortunately, you don't unlock the

super sweet Monster truck used in the "MONSTER" mission.\*\*\*\


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--ROSENBERG MISSIONS--


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*****Intensive Care*****
Drive over to the hospital and find out that Johnny's been moved.
Track down an ambulance and ram it.
Whatever ambulance you track down, the first one is not going to be the right one. However, you

are guaranteed to be successful on your third attempt.
Smash the mafia ambulance by the PIT manoeuvre, some ramming and some small drive-bys.
Damage it as little as possible, since you have to drive it back.
Once the Sindaccos get out of the ambulance, blow them away and take it.
Try to ignore the following Mafia members and drive over to the meat factory to drop Johnny off.

*****The Meat Business*****
Kill every guard you see at the meat business.
When Ken runs to the freezer, leave him in the freezer and focus on killing the Mafiosos. Don't

let the mafiosos lock him in, since it'll put a time limit on the mission for you.
Now kill all of the Mafiosos. They all must die to complete the mission.


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--MADD DOGG MISSION--


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/*/*/*/This mission is available after "THE MEAT BUSINESS" mission.\*\*\*\

Run over to the pickup. Kill the driver and then drive into the marker.
Start moving the truck backwards and forwards so that the bed is always lined up with Madd Dogg.
When he finally jumps, he should land on the bed.
There is a glitch with this mission. Madd Dog jumps even before you get to the truck. Pray you

don’t become a victim of that!

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--SALVATORE LEONE MISSIONS--


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*****Freefall*****
Head over the airport and steal the Dodo in the hangar.
Don’t jump out of the plane manually! Fly the plane really high until you can see the approaching

aircraft with the floating corona on top of it!
Do a 180-bank turn and then fly through the corona on top of the other aircraft to trigger the

cutscene of CJ jumping out.
Kill the four guards via manual aim, and then take down the pilot.
Pick the guards off.
Fly the plane back and land it to complete the mission and claim your reward.
To land the plane successfully from a high altitude, put down the landing gear to keep the plane

leveled.

*****St. Mark’s Bistro*****
Drive to the airport, fly the long flight to Liberty City, enter St. Mark's, and start shooting.
Take out the first few with a shotgun.
Throw some grenades or Molotov’s off the balcony to take out the ones below you.
Head down the stairs, killing each Forelli you see.
Once they're all dead, which shouldn't take long, fly back to Las Venturas and land.


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--HEIST MISSIONS--


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*****Architectural Espionage*****
Kill the tourists an take the camera.
Head to the city planning department and holster your weapon before you go in.
Answer no, yes, yes to the questions the receptionist asks.
Head to the top floor and back down.
Destroy the a/c units however you like.
Now go and take a picture of the blueprints.
On the way out, kill the cops one by one.
You will have a 4 star wanted level.
Now head back to the casino and accomplish the mission.

*****Key To Her Heart*****
There’s no way that I’m going to describe such an obscene mission. Anyways, I have a hint for

you. If you want the keycard the easy way, simply shoot Millie on your next date and wait awhile

for the door to her house to have a yellow arrow.

*****Dam & Blast*****
Head to the airport and take the Nevada.
You'll need to gain altitude as soon as you takeoff to hit the corona on one run.
You're not supposed to jump out of the plane manually! Fly really high in the sky until you see a

corona in the clouds.
Fly through it to trigger the cutscene of CJ jumping out and crashing the plane.
From there, control his parachute to the landing point and start the mission.
Kill the guards now however you want and run into the building.
Climb the stairs and kill the guards.
As long as you don't alert everyone at once, it's okay to rub out the security and civilians that

spot you inside the Dam.
Plant all the explosives, and then run out.
Watch CJ dive into the reservoir to complete the mission.
Swim to the Reefer, then over to the docks for a free Seasparrow or Skimmer.

*****Cop Wheels*****
There is not much of a strategy here. Just keep in mind that 2 of the motorbikes are left alone

while policemen are driving the other two.
Bump the policemen off instead of using weapons.
It'll only give you a 1-Star Wanted rating which you can shake off easily.

*****Up, Up And Away!*****
You can fly over and parachute onto the helipad or take a jetpack and land.
Just take out all of the guards and shoot down the Hunters.
Once the Hunters are down, steal the Leviathan.
The rest of the mission is pretty simple.
Just reach to concerned marker, and whee!

*****Breaking The Bank At Caligula’s*****
You must have the key card from Millie, as well as Saint Mark's Bistro completed before you can

do this awesome mission.
Holster your weapon before entering the casino, then start running.
Throw a gas grenade in the generator room.
You’ll need to switch to night vision goggles when the lights go off.
Run in front of Wu Zi’s crew and start taking out everyone you see, but don’t waste AK ammo. Use

Micro-SMG for this part.
Plant the satchels in the backup generators and blow them once you get away.
Head downstairs to see Wu Zi and the gang open the safe.
Grab the body armor in the safe and get ready to shoot.
Kill all the guards in the room, then head by the stairs.
Use satchels or just rifle fire to kill all the mafia that come down the stairs.
Once they're all dead, start moving back through the casino.
Keep going and when you get to Zero, try to resist blowing him away.
You will find out the reason at the end of the mission.
Get to the rooftops, and then run and jump your way to the parachute.
Even if you already have one, you need to pick this one up to advance the mission.
Now, you're supposed to land on the roof across. But that is a bit complex and racks up some

wanted level. Instead, land away from the roof and steal a car. Drive either to the airport to

steal a plane, or just drive to Verdant Meadows. The following choppers won't even bother you if

you keep moving.
Park in the red blip, and watch as you finally get to punch Zero in the mouth. The whole mission

is worth it just for that.

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How many of the san andreas owners get frustrated by the fact that the planes are so hard to find and how their always so spread out.well heres a guide to nearly every plane in the game
AT-400(jumbo jet)
eiter catch the flight from the main entrance at the airport or go to las venturas airport.at the front gate go left to the end of the runway(do this in a car because its quite a long walk)there is a large hangar.the AT-400 appears from 7AM till 7PM

CROPDUSTER
this appears on a hill to the left of the "farm cult location".press r3 to activate cropdusting

DODO
average plane appears at every airport

HUNTER
get all golds in flying school(verdant meadows mission 1)to unlock this apache style helicopter.circle for rockets R1 for machine guns

LEVIATHAN AND RAINDANCE HELICOPTERS
appear at the control tower,easterbay airport.levaithan can land on water.magnets for picking up cars.press circle to use the magnet

NEVADA PLANE AND MAVERICK COPTER
these both appear at the hangers in easter bay airport(the hangars nearest the tunnel)

POLICE AND NEWS CHOOPER
i do not know the exact location but it is to my belief that they appear in las venturas at the police station and the news building.i will update this if i get the exact locations

RUSTLER
this appears in easter bay aiport but is only available after completion of flight schoool(after flight school a rustler should appear in the nearest open hangar to the save point in verdant meadows)r1 to activate guns

SEA SPARROW AND SKIMMER
these are situated at the bottom of sherman dam.the sparrow is behind the skimmer.R1 to activate machine guns

SHAMAL
appears at all airports

STUNT PLANE
get all silver in flight school to unloc the stuntplane.

VTOL FIGHTER (hydra)
after mission end of the line(last mission)this milatary jet spawns on the carrier in easter basin.be carefull because you immedietly get 4 stars for going near it.

JETPACK
probably everyones favourite form of transport this is unlocked upon the completion of green goo.it appears near the control tower at verdant meadows.you can use guns and press L2 and R2 to hover.
if you cant wait until green goo the jetpack cheat is
L2,R2,L1,R1,L,D,R,U,X2 I THINK

this is my first walkthrough on this site so i hope it helped some people

this is my own personal walkthrough