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Retro Game Walkthroughs For
"Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"
(PlayStation 2)

This game is also available on PC, Xbox 360 and Xbox.

Retro Game Walkthroughs for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PlayStation 2)
Submitted By: MightyBag
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
EFIL4ZAGGIN - 100% Completion Guide
Authored by Bootkneeley Farnswurth (aka VampireHorde)





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| ____| ____|_ _| | | || |___ / /\ / ____|/ ____|_ _| \ | |
| |__ | |__ | | | | | || |_ / / / \ | | __| | __ | | | \| |
| __| | __| | | | | |__ _/ / / /\ \| | |_ | | |_ | | | | . ` |
| |____| | _| |_| |____| |/ /__ / ____ \ |__| | |__| |_| |_| |\ |
|______|_| |_____|______|_/_____/_/ \_\_____|\_____|_____|_| \_|






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INTRODUCTION


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Thanks for clicking on EFIL4ZAGGIN (try reading that word backwards).
This simple guide will reveal EVERY Main and Non-story mission in the
game towards achieving that precious 100% game save.
I will only give critical tips (not long boring-ass walkthroughs) for
most missions. Any missions I leave blank are as simple to understand
and don't need my explanation.

This is NOT a step-by-step checklist! I encourage you to do any mission
in whatever order you like but be sure that you do them all.
And, YES, I have achieved 100% three separate times!


**If you came here looking for a 100% Checklist only, scroll to the
bottom of the FAQ to find my checklist. That way you don't waste time
reading everything here just to find what you don't need.


Ready, gangsta? READ ON! IT'S LIKE THIS AND LIKE THAT AND LIKE THIS...



++WARNING: THIS FAQ CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE (for humor purposes
of course)!


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++ CJ MISSIONS PART 1: LOS SANTOS ++

_________ ____ ____ __ ______ __
/ ____/ | / __ \/ /\ \/ / / ____/ / /
/ __/ / /| | / /_/ / / \ / / / __ / /
/ /___/ ___ |/ _, _/ /___/ / / /___/ /_/ /
/_____/_/ |_/_/ |_/_____/_/ \____/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BIG SMOKE/SWEET & KENDL



_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : PUNK BITCH (aka RYDER)


TIP #1: Choose the Afro for a negative reaction or the Jheri curl for a
positive reaction from that punk bitch.

TIP #2: Cornrows have the most sex appeal on the haircut list.




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++ SWEET MISSIONS PART 1 ++

______ ____________________
/ ___/ | / / ____/ ____/_ __/
\__ \| | /| / / __/ / __/ / /
___/ /| |/ |/ / /___/ /___ / /
/____/ |__/|__/_____/_____/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : TAGGING UP TURF


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : CLEANING THE HOOD

TIP: Use a Pistol instead of a melee weapon to cap the crack dealer.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DRIVE-THRU

("Tacos, again? HELL NO!")

TIP: Stick to driving the car only! Let Sweet and that punk bitch do
the shooting. If you try to help in the drive-by, there's a possibility
that the Kilo Tray car you're shooting may explode too soon and cause
yours to explode too.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : NINES AND AKS



_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DRIVE-BY

TIPS: If you wanna incur the wrath of that punk bitch, get out of the
car and shoot the Ballas down instead of driving. (Yes, you CAN get out
of the car even though you're supposed to do drive-bys.)
You'll hear that punk bitch say, "See? What'd I tell you, Sweet! Busta,
straight busta!"


_ _ __
(_) (_) / /
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : SWEET'S GIRL



_ _ ______
(_) (_) |____ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : CESAR VIALPANDO



_ _ ___
(_) (_) / _ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ > _ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : DOBERMAN

TIP: Be sure to pick up the weapons the Ballas drop during each wave.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) / _ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ \__, |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : LOS SEPULCROS

**You need to acquire at least 20 or more territories and finish the
"GRAY IMPORTS" mission for Tenpenney to trigger this mission.


_ _ __ ___
(_) (_) /_ |/ _ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | | | | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | | | | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | | |_| |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_|\___/ : REUNITING THE FAMILIES

("I resent your implication and shit.")

**To trigger this mission, you need to finish all the missions for
Tenpenney, Big Smoke, OG Joke, and the punk bitch.


_ _ __ __
(_) (_) /_ /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | || |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | || |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_||_| : GREEN SABRE




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++ SWEET MISSIONS PART 2 ++

______ ____________________
/ ___/ | / / ____/ ____/_ __/
\__ \| | /| / / __/ / __/ / /
___/ /| |/ |/ / /___/ /___ / /
/____/ |__/|__/_____/_____/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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++These missions open up after the "HOMECOMING" mission:


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BEAT DOWN ON B-DUP

TIP: Follow my suggestions from the "DOBERMAN" missions and you should
be fine.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GROVE 4 LIFE

TIP: Same as above.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LOS DESPERADOS

("You want a fucking parade? Nigga please!")

**For directions on recruiting gang members, refer to the "Frequently
Asked Questions" section of this FAQ.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : END OF THE LINE

**I won't compose a walkthrough for this section (for major spoiler
purposes) but I will give a few necessary pre-requisites in order to
pass this mission with little to no problems.

PRE-REQUISITES:
--DESERT EAGLE - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level
--M4 - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level
--DUAL SAWN-OFFS - maxed out ammo and HITMAN level
--Max STAMINA
--150 HEALTH
--150 ARMOR
--FIREPROOF unlocked
--Max DRIVING SKILL

This is all you need to pass this mission. Try to get as much
ammunition for those 3 weapons (you have lots of money so spend it!).
Unlocking FIREPROOF and having max DRIVING SKILL will help towards the
last half of the mission.




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++ PUNK BITCH MISSIONS ++

____ __ ___ ____ __ ____ __________________ __
/ __ \/ / / / | / / //_/ / __ )/ _/_ __/ ____/ / / /
/ /_/ / / / / |/ / ,< / __ |/ / / / / / / /_/ /
/ ____/ /_/ / /| / /| | / /_/ // / / / / /___/ __ /
/_/ \____/_/ |_/_/ |_| /_____/___/ /_/ \____/_/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HOME INVASION

**Look in the Non-Story missions' section of this FAQ for the exact
location of the Boxville for doing Home Invasions.



_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : CATALYST

("What should I call you? Midget?")

TIP: When flinging crates simply aim the reticle above that punk
bitch's face or body and then press L1. Or toss the crate on the hood
of the car and it will bounce to him.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : ROBBING UNCLE SAM



**Just in case you're wondering why I call Ryder a punk bitch, it's
because CJ calls him that later in the game. Well, actually CJ calls
him a "little bitch" but punk bitch is a funnier name.



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++ BIG SMOKE MISSIONS ++

____ __________ _____ __ _______ __ __ ______
/ __ )/ _/ ____/ / ___// |/ / __ \/ //_// ____/
/ __ |/ // / __ \__ \/ /|_/ / / / / ,< / __/
/ /_/ // // /_/ / ___/ / / / / /_/ / /| |/ /___
/_____/___/\____/ /____/_/ /_/\____/_/ |_/_____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : OG LOC (aka OG Joke)


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : RUNNING DOG



_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS

TIP: Try to stay in the middle of the tracks and focus on getting up
front. You can also do it on the far right side but there's a higher
chance of getting shot and losing health while driving the bike, so
stay close instead.



_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : JUST BUSINESS

TIP #1: Focus on shooting the guys on the bikes. The shooters in the
cars are a lesser threat than the bikers. Shoot the big truck's tires
if it gets too close.

TIP #2: When Smoke stops at the roadblock, focus on destroying the car
IN FRONT of the bike NOT the cars on the side. Destroying it will allow
Smoke to continue into the aqueducts.



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++ OG JOKE MISSIONS ++

____ ______ ______ __ __ ______
/ __ \/ ____/ / / __ \/ //_// ____/
/ / / / / __ __ / / / / / ,< / __/
/ /_/ / /_/ / / /_/ / /_/ / /| |/ /___
\____/\____/ \____/\____/_/ |_/_____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : LIFE'S A BEACH


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : MADD DOGG'S RHYME BOOK



_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ :MANAGEMENT ISSUES

("OH FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!")

TIP: Since CJ can swim; it doesn't matter if you bail out early, bail
out late, or not at all.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HOUSE PARTY

(No, not the Kid N' Play movie)


**When dating Katie, she spouts off random quotes during the date (like
every girlfriend in the game), one of them being "OG Loc? More like OG
Joke!"




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++ CESAR VIALPANDO MISSIONS ++

_________________ ___ ____
/ ____/ ____/ ___// | / __ \
/ / / __/ \__ \/ /| | / /_/ /
/ /___/ /___ ___/ / ___ |/ _, _/
\____/_____//____/_/ |_/_/ |_|

_ _________ __ ____ ___ _ ______ ____
| | / / _/ | / / / __ \/ | / | / / __ \/ __ \
| | / // // /| | / / / /_/ / /| | / |/ / / / / / / /
| |/ // // ___ |/ /___/ ____/ ___ |/ /| / /_/ / /_/ /
|___/___/_/ |_/_____/_/ /_/ |_/_/ |_/_____/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : HIGH STAKES, LOW-RIDER

TIP: Be a cheater. Cut corners and you'll take first place before the
second to third checkpoint. If you can't make first place halfway
through the race then you aren't cheating properly!


KING IN EXILE (cutscene only)


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : WU ZI MU

TIP: Be a cheater. Cut corners and you'll take first place. Make sure
to use the Handbrakes to do turns.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : PHOTO OPPORTUNITY

("I know a pimp when I see one!")



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++ WANG'S AUTO SHOWROOM MISSIONS ++

_____ __ ______ _ ______ ____ ____ __ ___
/ ___// / / / __ \ | / / __ \/ __ \/ __ \/ |/ /
\__ \/ /_/ / / / / | /| / / /_/ / / / / / / / /|_/ /
___/ / __ / /_/ /| |/ |/ / _, _/ /_/ / /_/ / / / /
/____/_/ /_/\____/ |__/|__/_/ |_|\____/\____/_/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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++The following missions open up AFTER you finish the "YAY KA BOOM
BOOM" mission, pass all 12 Driving tests, and purchase the Wang's Auto
showroom (in that order):


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : ZEROING IN


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : TEST DRIVE


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : CUSTOMS FAST TRACK

**Completing this mission opens up the Export/Import garage near the
crane. Walk up to the chalkboard to see the list of cars wanted.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : PUNCTURE WOUNDS

TIP: For faster results, use the P.I.T. maneuver to swerve the "crazy
bitch" off the road. Quickly lay down a spike on the road and if done
correctly, she'll pop her tires.




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++ CJ MISSIONS PART TWO: SAN FIERRO ++

______ __ __ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ ____/ / / / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ / __ / / / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ /___/ /_/ / / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
\____/\____/ /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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These following missions are unlocked after completing "ARE YOU GOING
TO SAN FIERRO?"


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR

**For some reason, I find it funny that CJ refers to the GTA3 guy as a
"mute muthafucker" and Cesar's cousin Catalina as a "bitch ass".


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : 555 WE TIP



_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DECONSTRUCTION

**Completing this mission opens up Driving School. Wait for Jethro's
call and he'll inform CJ about the school.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : JIZZY



_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : ICE COLD KILLA

TIP: For some Jizzy hi-larity later in the mission, shoot all four
tires of his Broadway before entering the roof.
When Jizzy tries to drive away from the club, he'll barely make it onto
the road (BARELY).

**Thanks to the guy who gave me this tip long ago. Forgot your name.

_ _ __
(_) (_) / /
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : PIER 69

**Completing this mission opens up Boating School at Bayside Marina.


_ _ ______
(_) (_) |____ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| /_/ : TORENO'S LAST FLIGHT

**BIG NOTE: You will pass this mission as long as you fire ONE rocket
at the helicopter. The helicopter flies away and claims it went down in
a ball of flames. NOT TRUE! You'll see why later in the game.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) / _ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | (_) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ > _ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : YAY KA-BOOM-BOOM

**Finishing this mission triggers Toreno's missions. Wait for his
"phone call".




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++ CJ MISSIONS PART THREE: BACK TO LOS SANTOS ++

______ __ __ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ ____/ / / / |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ / __ / / / /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ /___/ /_/ / / / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
\____/\____/ /_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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The following missions are unlocked after completing "SAINT MARK'S
BISTRO" mission and watching the "FISH IN A BARREL" cutscene:


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : A HOME IN THE HILLS

TIP: You DON'T have to land directly on the helipad to start the
mission.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : VERTICAL BIRD

("That wasn't a groupie! It was a roadie!")

TIP: Before stealing the Hydra, notice that there's another fighter jet
parked inside and another one that descends next to it. Destroy both
fighter jets (keep a really far distance). When you steal the Hydra,
you will only be pursued by ONE jet! Unfortunately, you're on your own
after that.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : HOMECOMING



_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : CUT THROAT BUSINESS

TIP #1: Finish Boating School before attempting this mission. The first
half of the mission will be familiar to you if you finished the last
Boating test.

TIP #2: Don't worry about Madd Dogg; he can take care of himself. Just
focus on catching up with the phony.

TIP #3: No matter how hard you try, you can NEVER catch up with the
phony. This is a side-by-side race that leads to the recording studio.
(Believe me; I tried catching up to that chickenshit phony and never
got close.)

**You unlock the Go-Kart at the back entrance of Madd Dogg's crib when
you finish this mission. There are also various spawning points for the
Kart just so you know, but I'll let you find them.


_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : RIOTS

("Hans Jerkov?")

This is a super lame-ass mission. All you do is drive back to Grove
Street while CJ and Sweet discuss about masturbation in the car (I'm
not kidding!).





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++ THE TRUTH MISSIONS ++

________ ________ __________ __ __________ __
/_ __/ / / / ____/ /_ __/ __ \/ / / /_ __/ / / /
/ / / /_/ / __/ / / / /_/ / / / / / / / /_/ /
/ / / __ / /___ / / / _, _/ /_/ / / / / __ /
/_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ /_/ |_|\____/ /_/ /_/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BODY HARVEST



_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_ ARE YOU
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GOING TO SAN FIERRO?

("I can't drive when I'm faded!")

TIP: Finish the Firefighter missions before doing this so that you're
Fireproof. It'll make burning the chronic less painful (in a way).




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++ CATALINA MISSIONS ++

_________ _________ __ _____ _____
/ ____/ |/_ __/ | / / / _/ | / / |
/ / / /| | / / / /| | / / / // |/ / /| |
/ /___/ ___ |/ / / ___ |/ /____/ // /| / ___ |
\____/_/ |_/_/ /_/ |_/_____/___/_/ |_/_/ |_|

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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FIRST DATE (cutscene only)


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : TANKER COMMANDER

TIP: When driving the tanker, make the mission easier on yourself by
getting out of the truck and shooting the two assholes down (Catalina
will even help you!) instead of driving the whole way through with both
of them on your ass.


FIRST BASE (cutscene only)



_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : AGAINST ALL ODDS

(no, not the Phil Collins song...or is it?)


GONE COURTING (cutscene only)


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LOCAL LIQUOR STORE

("Don't shoot that gun so close to my ear!")

TIP: Make the mission less stressful by helping Catalina. Don't let her
do the shooting alone! You're in an ATV, so start blasting with her!


MADE IN HEAVEN (cutscene only)


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : SMALL TOWN BANK

TIP: You will NOT fail the mission if you lose sight of Catalina. If
you do, catch up with her in the next town and then bring her back to
her hideout.



_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : FAREWELL MY LOVE

("Hold up, bitch! What the fuck is this?")

TIP: Be a cheater and cut corners. The other drivers maybe ruthless but
they aren't smart enough.



**All 4 missions can be done in any order.




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++ TENPENNY "EZEKIEL 25:17" MISSIONS ++

_____________ ______ _______ ___ ____ __
/_ __/ ____/ | / / __ \/ ____/ | / / | / /\ \/ /
/ / / __/ / |/ / /_/ / __/ / |/ / |/ / \ /
/ / / /___/ /| / ____/ /___/ /| / /| / / /
/_/ /_____/_/ |_/_/ /_____/_/ |_/_/ |_/ /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : BURNING DESIRE


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : GRAY IMPORTS


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : BADLANDS

TIP #1: You can kill the snitch from afar if you don't get too close to
the FBI agents.

TIP #2: Sneak around the back of the lodge and manually aim at the gas
tank of the snitch's car and blow it up. Doing this won't allow the
snitch to drive away. WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW, PUNK MUTHAFUCKER?!?


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : SNAIL TRAIL

TIP: Do NOT follow the train side by side. Get ahead of it and get to
Market Station first instead! When you get there, run upstairs and try
to get a motorcycle and then wait for the target and follow him.


_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : MISAPPROPRIATION


_ _ __
(_) (_) / /
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : HIGH NOON





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++ WUZI MU MISSIONS PART 1: SAN FIERRO ++

_ ____ _______ ____ __ _____ __
| | / / / / /__ / / _/ / |/ / / / /
| | /| / / / / / / / / / / /|_/ / / / /
| |/ |/ / /_/ / / /___/ / / / / / /_/ /
|__/|__/\____/ /____/___/ /_/ /_/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/
this website :)

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++The following Woozie missions are found in San Fierro:


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MOUNTAIN CLOUD BOYS

("You lost? Need a hand?")


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : RAN FA LI

TIP: When exiting the airport, don't try to drive past the vans.
Instead, get out of the car and shoot the guys down and THEN continue
out of the airport. Do the same for the bikers.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : LURE


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT

("I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.")

TIP #1: You need to boost your Lung Capacity by at least 1% to do this
mission, so practice diving (not swimming)! Keep diving around the
water until a pop-up confirms your LUNG CAPACITY has been upgraded.

TIP #2: You only need to press the Circle button ONCE when diving.


_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : THE DA NANG THANG

TIP #1: Although the game says to keep quiet "for as long as possible",
I say fuck it and blast everybody that gets in your way!

TIP #2: The Snakehead is a pussy-fighter. If you learned the karate
moves at the Cobra gym, one full combo will kill this bitch!




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++ WUZI MU MISSIONS PART 2: LAS VENTURAS ++

_ ____ _______ ____ __ _____ __
| | / / / / /__ / / _/ / |/ / / / /
| | /| / / / / / / / / / / /|_/ / / / /
| |/ |/ / /_/ / / /___/ / / / / / /_/ /
|__/|__/\____/ /____/___/ /_/ /_/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/
this website :)

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The following Woozie missions are found in Las Venturas after
completing all 12 Flight School tests:


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : FENDER KETCHUP

("OH MY GOD! I JUST SHIT MYSELF!!")


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : EXPLOSIVE SITUATION


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHIPS


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : DON PEYOTE

(its Kent Paul and the guy from Love Fist!)

TIP: Kill all the rednecks at the Snake Farm to make the drive back to
Rosie's less stressful.


FISH IN A BARREL (cutscene only)

**After watching this scene, Rosie will call CJ about Salvatore. This
phone call unlocks Salvatore's missions.




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++ JIZZY B MISSIONS ++

__________________ __ ____
/ / _/__ /__ /\ \/ / / __ )
__ / // / / / / / \ / / __ |
/ /_/ // / / /__/ /__ / / / /_/ /
\____/___/ /____/____//_/ /_____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : T-BONE MENDEZ


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : MIKE TORENO

TIP: Do the mission on a motorcycle. It'll make getting to the airport
faster. Uh oh, did I give it away?

**I find it funny that Toreno pulls a gun on CJ and asks, "Who the fuck
is this?" yet later in the game, Toreno knows everything about CJ!


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : OUTRIDER

TIP: Watch out for shooters on high ledges!

**Technically, this is a CJ mission but it's Jizzy who triggers it.




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++ ZERO MISSIONS ++

_____ __________ ____
/__ / / ____/ __ \/ __ \
/ / / __/ / /_/ / / / /
/ /__/ /___/ _, _/ /_/ /
/____/_____/_/ |_|\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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++You have to purchase Zero's property in order to unlock his missions.


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : AIR RAID

("Who the fuck is Berkley?")

TIP: All the planes that approach the roof all arrive in the same order
each time. Just shoot them down in the same pattern they arrive in.



_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : SUPPLY LINES

("Those are some pretty strong drawers!")

**Thanks to all the user-submitted strategies. The one I've written
here have been the majority of strategies I've been getting, so PLEASE
DO NOT ASK ME FOR ANYMORE TIPS! Nothing else I tell you can make this
mission any easier!

It seems the only way to counter a 5 1/2 minute gas limit (RC planes
use gas?) is NOT to fly! When the mission starts, land the plane on the
street and control the plane from there.
Control the plane towards each van or bike and shoot them all down.
Once Zero gives the command to bring the plane back, go ahead and start
flying it. Good luck, you're gonna need it!


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : NEW MODEL ARMY

TIP: This mission is super simple! Ignore Zero's annoying commands and
grab some mini-missiles first.
Destroy all three mini-tanks AND THEN continue with the mission without
any mini-tank interference AND without a single scratch on the Bandit.
Man, this was so easy!


**After finishing all Zero's missions, I still have the same question
CJ asked: "WHO THE FUCK IS BERKLEY?"




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++ TORENO MISSIONS ++

__________ ____ _______ ______
/_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/ | / / __ \
/ / / / / / /_/ / __/ / |/ / / / /
/ / / /_/ / _, _/ /___/ /| / /_/ /
/_/ \____/_/ |_/_____/_/ |_/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MONSTER

("What the fuck is a GPS?")


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : HIGHJACK

("What am I? A Mexican jumping bean?!?")


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : INTERDICTION


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : VERDANT MEADOWS

**During this mission, Jethro will call to tell CJ about an "unofficial
racing club". This phone call unlocks the Checkered Flag races.


++Completing all of Toreno's missions will unlock four weapons at his
house: Minigun, Rocket Launcher, Flamethrower, and Heat-Seeking Missile
Launcher. Unfortunately, you don't unlock the super sweet Monster truck
used in the "MONSTER" mission.





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++ KEN ROSENBERG MISSIONS ++


____ ____ _____ _______ ______ __________ ______
/ __ \/ __ \/ ___// ____/ | / / __ )/ ____/ __ \/ ____/
/ /_/ / / / /\__ \/ __/ / |/ / __ / __/ / /_/ / / __
/ _, _/ /_/ /___/ / /___/ /| / /_/ / /___/ _, _/ /_/ /
/_/ |_|\____//____/_____/_/ |_/_____/_____/_/ |_|\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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Yes, the pink suit wearing, coke-loving, neurotic lawyer from Vice City
returns!


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : INTENSIVE CARE

TIP: The fake Ambulance vehicle with Johnny is located in the Rockshore
West area. Ignore the other two.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : THE MEAT BUSINESS

TIP: Leave Rosenberg in the freezer and focus on killing the Mafiosos.




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++ MADD DOGG MISSIONS ++

__ ______ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____________
/ |/ / | / __ \/ __ \ / __ \/ __ \/ ____/ ____/
/ /|_/ / /| | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / __/ / __
/ / / / ___ |/ /_/ / /_/ / / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ /
/_/ /_/_/ |_/_____/_____/ /_____/\____/\____/\____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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++This mission is available after "THE MEAT BUSINESS" mission.


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : MADD DOGG

TIP: Make sure to back up and move forward SLOWLY when trying to catch
Dogg! It's not as hard as it looks. TRUST ME, IT'S NOT!





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++ SALVATORE LEONE MISSIONS ++


_____ ___ __ _ _____ __________ ____ ______
/ ___// | / /| | / / |/_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/
\__ \/ /| | / / | | / / /| | / / / / / / /_/ / __/
___/ / ___ |/ /__| |/ / ___ |/ / / /_/ / _, _/ /___
/____/_/ |_/_____/___/_/ |_/_/ \____/_/ |_/_____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : FREEFALL

(hey, it's Maria from GTA3!)

TIP #1: Do NOT jump out of the plane manually! Fly the plane REALLY
high until you can see the approaching aircraft with the floating
corona on top of it! Do a 180-bank turn and then fly through the corona
on top of the other aircraft to trigger the cutscene of CJ jumping out.

TIP #2: To land the plane successfully from a high altitude, put down
the landing gear to keep the plane leveled.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : SAINT MARK'S BISTRO

(Wait, wasn't it called Marco's Bistro in GTA3?)





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++ THE "BELLAGIO, MIRAGE, AND MGM GRAND" HEIST MISSIONS ++


________ ________ __ _______________________
/_ __/ / / / ____/ / / / / ____/ _/ ___/_ __/
/ / / /_/ / __/ / /_/ / __/ / / \__ \ / /
/ / / __ / /___ / __ / /____/ / ___/ // /
/_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ /_/_____/___//____//_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : ARCHITECTURAL ESPIONAGE


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : KEY TO HER HEART

TIP #1: If you want the keycard the easy way, simply shoot Millie on
your next date and wait awhile for the door to her house to have a
yellow arrow.

TIP #2: If you want the keycard the hard way, get your relationship
with Millie above 35%. After the date, she will give CJ a call and tell
him to pickup the keycard at her house. (She's in on the heist now!)
Oh, and don't forget the 11-inch purple "weapon"!

**I've found a faster way of getting the keycard without killing her.
Read the Frequently Asked Questions section for complete info.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : DAM AND BLAST

TIP #1: You're not supposed to jump out of the plane manually!
Fly REALLY high in the sky until you see a corona in the clouds. Fly
through it to trigger the cutscene of CJ jumping out and crashing the
plane. From there, control his parachute to the landing point and start
the mission.

TIP #2: As long as you don't alert everyone at once, it's okay to rub
out the security and civilians that spot you inside the Dam.


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : COP WHEELS

TIP: 2 of the motorbikes are left alone while policemen are driving the
other two. Bump the policemen off instead of using weapons (it'll only
give you a 1-Star Wanted rating which you can shake off easily).


_ _ _____
(_) (_) | ____|
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |__
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |___ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : UP, UP AND AWAY!


_ _ __
(_) (_) / /
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ / /_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | '_ \
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | (_) | BREAKING THE
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| \___/ : BANK AT CALIGULA'S

TIP: If you missed the helipad when jumping off the roof, land on the
street and quickly jack a vehicle and hightail it back to the Airstrip.





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++ AIRFIELD MISSIONS ++


________ ________ ___ ________ __________________ ____
/_ __/ / / / ____/ / | / _/ __ \/ ____/ _/ ____/ / / __ \
/ / / /_/ / __/ / /| | / // /_/ / /_ / // __/ / / / / / /
/ / / __ / /___ / ___ |_/ // _, _/ __/ _/ // /___/ /___/ /_/ /
/_/ /_/ /_/_____/ /_/ |_/___/_/ |_/_/ /___/_____/_____/_____/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/



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Airplanes in this game are a goddamn pain in the ass to fly (that is NO
joke!). Flying planes in Vice City was easier than this!
Passing all 10 Flying School tests unlocks the following missions:


_ _ __
(_) (_) /_ |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ | |
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : N.O.E.

TIP: DO NOT (BY ANY MEANS) fly through the city or the mountains! Use
the ocean and fly west of San Fierro to keep from damaging the plane.
Unfortunately, I have no tips on how to fly that damn Rustler.


_ _ ___
(_) (_) |__ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ ) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / /
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | / /_
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____| : STOWAWAY

TIP: When rushing for the plane, stay on the LEFT side.


_ _ ____
(_) (_) |___ \
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ __) |
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ <
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | ___) |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |____/ : BLACK PROJECT


_ _ _ _
(_) (_) | || |
_ __ ___ _ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __ | || |_
| '_ ` _ \| / __/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ |__ _|
| | | | | | \__ \__ \ | (_) | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_|___/___/_|\___/|_| |_| |_| : GREEN GOO

TIP: You need to destroy two crates (of the three) in order to get the
item. It doesn't matter which ones they are but the third destroyed
crate will ALWAYS have the item.

**Completing this mission will unlock the ULTRA SWEET "Black Project"
at the Airstrip.





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++ DRIVING SCHOOL ++


____ ____ _____ _______ ________
/ __ \/ __ \/ _/ | / / _/ | / / ____/
/ / / / /_/ // / | | / // // |/ / / __
/ /_/ / _, _// / | |/ // // /| / /_/ /
/_____/_/ |_/___/ |___/___/_/ |_/\____/

_____ ________ ______ ____ __
/ ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ /
\__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / /
___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___
/____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/



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++The school opens up after the "DECONSTRUCTION" mission. Wait for
Jethro's phone call and the school will open up.


BACK TO SCHOOL
Complete all 12 driving tests to unlock the Racing Missions and the
Wang's Auto Showroom property for purchase:

#1: THE 360
#2: THE 180
#3: WHIP AND TERMINATE
#4: POP AND CONTROL
#5: BURN AND LAP
#6: CONE COIL
#7: THE 90
TIP: Use the Square and R1 button to turn without swerving too far.

#8: WHEELIE WEAVE (this one is the most difficult to pass)
#9: SPIN AND GO
#10: P.I.T. MANEUVER
#11: ALLEY OOP
#12: CITY SLICKING


REWARDS
ALL BRONZE - SUPER GT
ALL SILVER - BULLET
ALL GOLD - HOTKNIFE


I passed all 12 tests with GOLD and I have proof! E-mail me if you want
to see large screencaps of all the unlocked cars.




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++ FLYING SCHOOL ++


________ ____________ ________
/ ____/ / / _/ ____/ / / /_ __/
/ /_ / / / // / __/ /_/ / / /
/ __/ / /____/ // /_/ / __ / / /
/_/ /_____/___/\____/_/ /_/ /_/

_____ ________ ______ ____ __
/ ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ /
\__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / /
___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___
/____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/



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++To unlock Flying School, you need to purchase the Airstrip for
$80,000 during the "VERDANT MEADOWS" mission from Toreno.
You CANNOT take Flight School until you buy the Airstrip!!!


LEARNING TO FLY
Complete the 10 following (difficult) missions to acquire CJ's pilot
license and unlock Las Venturas:


#1: TAKEOFF
#2: LAND PLANE
#3: CIRCLE AIRSTRIP
#4: CIRCLE AIRSTRIP AND LAND
TIP: Before passing through the second to last corona, put down the
landing gear so that the plane can level itself when you land. This may
take a few tries but it will guarantee a GOLD Certificate.

#5: HELICOPTER TAKEOFF
#6: LAND HELICOPTER
#7: DESTROY TARGETS
TIP: Use First-person view to destroy targets with better precision.

#8: LOOP THE LOOP
#9: BARREL ROLL (this test is a bitch to pass)
#10: PARACHUTING
TIP: Landing directly in the middle of the circle will give you a GOLD.


REWARDS
BRONZE - RUSTLER
SILVER - STUNTPLANE (THIS STUNTPLANE CAN KISS MY ASS!)
GOLD - HUNTER


UNLOCKABLES:
++HYDRA FIGHTER JET - Complete the "VERTICAL BIRD" mission and it will
spawn in the last hangar.

++LEVIATHAN - Complete the "UP, UP AND AWAY!" mission. (Sometimes it
will spawn at the Airstrip and sometimes it won't.)

++BLACK PROJECT - Complete the "GREEN GOO" mission to unlock this ULTRA
SWEET unlockable! Screw airplanes and motorcycles when you got this $60
million hunk of junk!


I achieved all GOLD for the Flying tests and I have proof, baby!
E-mail me if you want to see a large screencap of all the unlocked
planes at the Airstrip.




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++ BOATING SCHOOL ++

____ ____ ___ ______
/ __ )/ __ \/ |/_ __/
/ __ / / / / /| | / /
/ /_/ / /_/ / ___ |/ /
/_____/\____/_/ |_/_/

_____ ________ ______ ____ __
/ ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ /
\__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / /
___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___
/____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/


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++Complete the PIER 69 mission to unlock the Boat School. Complete all
5 tests to acquire faster boats:


#1: BASIC SEAMANSHIP
#2: PLOT A COURSE
#3: FRESH SLALOM
#4: FLYING FISH
#5: LAND, SEA, AIR


REWARDS:
BRONZE - MARQUIS
SILVER - SQUALLO
GOLD - JETMAX


Like I mentioned above, I achieved GOLD for all Boat tests! E-mail me
if you want to see all the unlocked Boats at the Harbor.




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++ BIKING SCHOOL ++


__ _______ __________ ____ ________ __________ ______
/ |/ / __ \/_ __/ __ \/ __ \/ ____/\ \/ / ____/ / / ____/
/ /|_/ / / / / / / / / / / /_/ / / \ / / / / / __/
/ / / / /_/ / / / / /_/ / _, _/ /___ / / /___/ /___/ /___
/_/ /_/\____/ /_/ \____/_/ |_|\____/ /_/\____/_____/_____/

_____ ________ ______ ____ __
/ ___// ____/ / / / __ \/ __ \/ /
\__ \/ / / /_/ / / / / / / / /
___/ / /___/ __ / /_/ / /_/ / /___
/____/\____/_/ /_/\____/\____/_____/




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The Bike School is available anytime once you enter Las Venturas.
Complete all 6 tests to gain better biking skills:


#1: THE 360
#2: THE 180
#3: THE WHEELIE
#4: JUMP AND STOP
#5: THE STOPPIE
#6: JUMP AND STOPPIE


REWARD
BRONZE - FREEWAY
SILVER - FCR-900
GOLD - NRG-500

After about a hundred attempts on the Jump and Stoppie test, I finally
passed that test and have achieved GOLD for all six tests! As before,
e-mail me if you want to see the pictures of the unlocked bikes.


**BIG NOTE: The three unlocked Bikes DO NOT spawn at the same time. The
Freeway and NRG-500 spawn together while the FCR-900 will spawn
randomly by itself each time you head back to the Bike School.



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That is all the Main Story Missions for the game. Now for the Non-Story
stuff. The following Non-Story Missions can be done at anytime.



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++ NON-STORY MISSIONS ++


_ ______ _ __ _______________ ______ __
/ | / / __ \/ | / / / ___/_ __/ __ \/ __ \ \/ /
/ |/ / / / / |/ / \__ \ / / / / / / /_/ /\ /
/ /| / /_/ / /| / ___/ // / / /_/ / _, _/ / /
/_/ |_/\____/_/ |_/ /____//_/ \____/_/ |_| /_/

__ _________________ ________ _ _______
/ |/ / _/ ___/ ___// _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ /|_/ // / \__ \\__ \ / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ / / // / ___/ /__/ // // /_/ / /| /___/ /
/_/ /_/___//____/____/___/\____/_/ |_//____/


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_ __ __ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____ _____
/ \ | \/ | __ )| | | | | / \ | \ | |/ ___| ____|
/ _ \ | |\/| | _ \| | | | | / _ \ | \| | | | _|
/ ___ \| | | | |_) | |_| | |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___| |___
/_/ \_\_| |_|____/ \___/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_|\____|_____|

Make it to Level 12 to boost your Health to 150.

TIP: Do this mission in Angel Pine or any small county on the map since
the area is so small.



__ _____ ____ ___ _ _ _ _ _____ _____
\ \ / /_ _/ ___|_ _| | / \ | \ | |_ _| ____|
\ \ / / | | | _ | || | / _ \ | \| | | | | _|
\ V / | | |_| || || |___ / ___ \| |\ | | | | |___
\_/ |___\____|___|_____/_/ \_\_| \_| |_| |_____|

Make it to Level 12 to boost your Armor to 150.

TIP: Save your ammo and just steal a Rhino. Or if you maxed out your
SMG ammo, do the mission from an HPV1000.



_____ ___ ____ _____ _____ ____ _ _ ____ _ __
| ___|_ _| _ \| ____| |_ _| _ \| | | |/ ___| |/ /
| |_ | || |_) | _| | | | |_) | | | | | | ' /
| _| | || _ <| |___ | | | _ <| |_| | |___| . \
|_| |___|_| \_\_____| |_| |_| \_\\___/ \____|_|\_\

Make it to Level 12 and you'll unlock "Fireproof".



_____ _ __ _____
|_ _|/ \ \ \/ /_ _|
| | / _ \ \ / | |
| |/ ___ \ / \ | |
|_/_/ \_\/_/\_\___|

Drop off 50 (thank god!) passengers non-consecutively to unlock Nitro
in all Taxis and Cabbies.



____ ___ __ __ ____ ___ _ _ ____
| _ \_ _| \/ | _ \_ _| \ | |/ ___|
| |_) | || |\/| | |_) | || \| | | _
| __/| || | | | __/| || |\ | |_| |
|_| |___|_| |_|_| |___|_| \_|\____|


WHERE TO FIND: Steal a Broadway and press R3 to trigger the missions.
Make 10 out of 10 successful pimps and you'll make cash each time you
pick up a ho' (THE IRONY!).



_____ ____ _____ ___ ____ _ _ _____
| ___| _ \| ____|_ _/ ___| | | |_ _|
| |_ | |_) | _| | | | _| |_| | | |
| _| | _ <| |___ | | |_| | _ | | |
|_| |_| \_\_____|___\____|_| |_| |_|

_____ ____ _ ___ _ _
|_ _| _ \ / \ |_ _| \ | |
| | | |_) | / _ \ | || \| |
| | | _ < / ___ \ | || |\ |
|_| |_| \_\/_/ \_\___|_| \_|

WHERE TO FIND: Any train station with a stopped train
Complete 5 successful deliveries on Level 1 and then exit the train.
Enter the train again and press R3 to start Level 2. Complete 5
successful deliveries on Level 2 to complete the mission.

TIP #1: To do a complete stop, lower the train's speed to less than 25-
30 MPH when you reach close to the 300-mile Distance mark.
Since the brakes are pressure sensitive, press the Square button down
hard to stop the train directly before the red marker.

TIP #2: You'll be making 5 deliveries: two in each county and then back
to the train station where you jacked the train.

**After the mission, whenever you go to a train station with a stopped
train, press the Triangle button on any of the passenger cars and get a
free ride.



____ __ ____ __
| __ )| \/ \ \/ /
| _ \| |\/| |\ /
| |_) | | | |/ \
|____/|_| |_/_/\_\

____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____
/ ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____|
| | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _|
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____|

WHERE TO FIND: Glen Park across the hospital
Finish the checkpoint challenge to add points to your percentage.

TIP: You can try the L1+Circle Button mega bunny hop trick. Doing this
makes CJ jump 5x higher even without any Cycling skills.



____ _ _ ___ _ ___ _ ____
/ ___| | | |_ _| | |_ _| / \ | _ \
| | | |_| || || | | | / _ \ | | | |
| |___| _ || || |___ | | / ___ \| |_| |
\____|_| |_|___|_____|___/_/ \_\____/

____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____
/ ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____|
| | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _|
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____|

WHERE TO FIND: On top of Mount Chiliad
Complete all three BMX courses to add more points toward the
percentage:

#1 SCOTCH BONNET YELLOW ROUTE
#2 BIRDSEYE WINDER
#3 COBRA RUN

TIP: My only tip for these three super frustrating races is to do the
routes and then practice them. If you lose the race, go back up and do
a practice run of the route to get a feel of the course. Do it for all
three routes if you can. Good luck!

**All three races count as 1 full mission. You need to win first place
in all three races to get percentage.



_ _ ____ ____ ____ ___ ___
| \ | | _ \ / ___| | ___| / _ \ / _ \
| \| | |_) | | _ |___ \| | | | | | |
| |\ | _ <| |_| | ___) | |_| | |_| |
|_| \_|_| \_\\____| |____/ \___/ \___/

____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____
/ ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____|
| | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _|
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____|

WHERE TO FIND: Easter Basin near the Export Garage
Finish the checkpoint challenge to add more percentage points.


__ ___ _ _____ _____
\ \ / / \ | | | ____|_ _|
\ \ / / _ \ | | | _| | |
\ V / ___ \| |___| |___ | |
\_/_/ \_\_____|_____| |_|

WHERE TO FIND: VANK HOFF HOTEL
Make it to Level 5 to acquire the Vank Hoff Hotel assets



_____ _ _ _____ ______ ____ __
|_ _| | | | ____| / ___\ \ / / \/ |
| | | |_| | _| | | _ \ V /| |\/| |
| | | _ | |___ | |_| | | | | | | |
|_| |_| |_|_____| \____| |_| |_| |_|

You need to spar with trainers to unlock new moves:

LOS SANTOS GYM:
Spar with the boxer to learn a pair of jab and uppercut moves.

SAN FIERRO GYM (COBRA):
Spar with the martial arts teacher to unlock a pair of high kick and
punch combos. It's not very useful, IMO, but fun to try anyway.

**Why is the name of the gym spelled "MARITAL ARTS"? Do you get married
while using the treadmill or something?

LAS VENTURAS GYM (BELOW THE BELT):
Spar with the boxer to unlock CJ's most powerful set of moves. CJ can
now grab anybody he's fighting and knee him or her in the stomach if
they tend to block too much (just like in Ninja Gaiden).


++Once CJ is buff enough, challenge the trainers in the gym and beat
them. Once CJ learns the new moves, you WILL gain percentage. You only
have to do this once for all three trainers.



_____ _ _ _____ ___ _ _ _ ____ ______ __
|_ _| | | | ____| / _ \| | | | / \ | _ \| _ \ \ / /
| | | |_| | _| | | | | | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_) \ V /
| | | _ | |___ | |_| | |_| / ___ \| _ <| _ < | |
|_| |_| |_|_____| \__\_\\___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\|_|

WHERE TO FIND: west/southwest of Las Venturas
Complete all seven Quarry missions to acquire the Quarry assets:

#1 CLEAR THE ROCKS
#2 CLEAR THE EXPLOSIVES
#3 USE THE DUMPER TO KILL THE THIEVES
#4 DUMP THE DEAD BODIES
#5 DRIVE THE DUMPER TO THE AIRSTRIP
#6 CLEAR THE TRAIN TRACKS
#7 HIDE THE DEAD BODY

**All Quarry missions can be re-done at anytime after Mission #7



_____ ____ _ _ ____ _ _______ ____
|_ _| _ \| | | |/ ___| |/ / ____| _ \
| | | |_) | | | | | | ' /| _| | |_) |
| | | _ <| |_| | |___| . \| |___| _ <
|_| |_| \_\\___/ \____|_|\_\_____|_| \_\

Complete all eight Trucker missions to acquire the Trucking assets:

#1 DELIVER MATERIALS SAFELY IN UNDER 2 GAME HOURS
#2 DELIVER FRAGILE STUFF TO LOS SANTOS
#3 DELIVER ILLEGAL STUFF TO LOS SANTOS
#4 DELIVER MATERIALS IN UNDER 5 GAME HOURS
#5 DELIVER MATERIALS SAFELY TO CERTAIN DESTINATION
#6 DELIVER ILLEGAL MATERIALS TO CERTAIN DESTINATION
#7 DELIVER ITEMS IN LESS THAN 6 GAME HOURS
#8 DELIVER ILLEGAL MATERIALS WITHOUT DAMAGE

**All missions can be re-done after Mission #8

TIP: The locations for deliveries changes for each mission. If you fail
the mission, don't think you'll do the same route again.



_______ ______ ___ ____ _____ ___ __ __ ____ ___ ____ _____
| ____\ \/ / _ \ / _ \| _ \_ _| |_ _| \/ | _ \ / _ \| _ \_ _|
| _| \ /| |_) | | | | |_) || | | || |\/| | |_) | | | | |_) || |
| |___ / \| __/| |_| | _ < | | | || | | | __/| |_| | _ < | |
|_____/_/\_\_| \___/|_| \_\|_| |___|_| |_|_| \___/|_| \_\|_|

WHERE TO FIND: Easter Basin after the "CUSTOMS FAST TRACK" mission.
Export all 30 cars on the list to acquire any car you want on specific
days for a price.


LIST #1:

++PATRIOT
SANCHEZ
STRETCH
FELTZER
REMINGTON
BUFFALO
SENTINEL
INFERNUS
CAMPER
ADMIRAL

**You acquire the Monster Truck for the first five deliveries and the
Windsor for the next 5 deliveries.

++I found an area in San Fierro that spawns the Patriot. North of
Easter Basin is the Naval Base. Enter the open gate and turn left.
Drive all the way to the end of the Dock and it'll spawn there. Good
luck getting out of there alive!


LIST #2:

SLAMVAN
BLISTA COMPACT
STAFFORD
SABRE
FCR-900
CHEETAH
RANCHER
STALLION
TANKER
COMET

**You acquire the Bandito for the first five deliveries and Turismo for
the next five deliveries.


LIST #3:

BLADE
FREEWAY
MESA
ZR-350
EUROS
BANSHEE
SUPER GT
JOURNEY
HUNTLEY
BF INJECTION

**You acquire the Vortex for the first five deliveries and the Bullet
for the next five deliveries.

**I have large hi-res in-game screencaps of all 30 cars with the car
names on the screen and they're only available as a ZIP package
download by request! E-mail me and I'll send you the 2MB file with all
30 pictures of the cars. Hopefully it'll help make the Exporting
mission easier.
Oh, and NONE of these pictures are from the Bradygames guide. I found
all cars and took the pictures myself.




_ ____ _____ _ _ _
/ \ | _ \| ____| \ | | / \
/ _ \ | |_) | _| | \| | / _ \
/ ___ \| _ <| |___| |\ |/ ___ \
/_/ \_\_| \_\_____|_| \_/_/ \_\

__ __ ___ ____ ____ ___ ___ _ _ ____
| \/ |_ _/ ___/ ___|_ _/ _ \| \ | / ___|
| |\/| || |\___ \___ \| | | | | \| \___ \
| | | || | ___) |__) | | |_| | |\ |___) |
|_| |_|___|____/____/___\___/|_| \_|____/

WHERE TO FIND: Look for the Trophy icon on the map
Complete the 4 following stadium challenges to unlock cars outside the
stadium in all three counties:


#1 8-TRACK (LOS SANTOS STADIUM)
TIP #1: Definitely cut corners in this race. Since the car your driving
swerves off very easily, you'll need to keep a finger on the Handbrake
at all times.

TIP #2: You'll unlock the MONSTER (with an American flag design) and
the HOTRING RACER at the parking lot when you place first.


#2 DIRT TRACK (LAS VENTURAS STADIUM)
TIP #1: You don't need to cut corners to win this race. There is a
really high jump that will cause ALL the racers to fly off their bikes
EVERY SINGLE TIME. When you reach this jump, simply let go of the gas
button. By doing this you'll land softly and cut ahead without even
trying.

TIP #2: You unlock the BF INJECTION in front of the stadium next to the
DUNE.


#3 KICKSTART (LAS VENTURAS STADIUM)
TIP: You unlock the DUNE vehicle in front of the stadium. It looks more
like a modded Dump truck to me.


#4 BLOOD BOWL (SAN FIERRO STADIUM)
TIP: You'll unlock the BLOODRING BANGER vehicle in the parking lot next
to the giant football statue for placing first.


**Be sure to get First place in all four challenges to get the
percentage! No exceptions!



_ __ __ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ _____ ___ ___ _ _
/ \ | \/ | \/ | | | | \ | | / \|_ _|_ _/ _ \| \ | |
/ _ \ | |\/| | |\/| | | | | \| | / _ \ | | | | | | | \| |
/ ___ \| | | | | | | |_| | |\ |/ ___ \| | | | |_| | |\ |
/_/ \_\_| |_|_| |_|\___/|_| \_/_/ \_\_| |___\___/|_| \_|

____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____
/ ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____|
| | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _|
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____|

Complete the 4 shooting range challenges.

#1 PISTOL CHALLENGE
#2 SMG CHALLENGE
#3 SHOTGUN CHALLENGE
TIP: The Third Round of the Shotgun challenge is a little hard to pass.
Rapidly tap the fire button to get as many shotgun blasts off before
Booth 3 owns your ass.

#4 AK-47 CHALLENGE

**BIG NOTICE: If you exit the challenge or fail one of them, you will
have to start the challenge all over again.



____ ___ _ _ ____ ___ _____ ____
/ ___/ _ \| | | | _ \|_ _| ____| _ \
| | | | | | | | | |_) || || _| | |_) |
| |__| |_| | |_| | _ < | || |___| _ <
\____\___/ \___/|_| \_\___|_____|_| \_\

____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____
/ ___| | | | / \ | | | | | ____| \ | |/ ___| ____|
| | | |_| | / _ \ | | | | | _| | \| | | _| _|
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |___| |\ | |_| | |___
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_____|_____|_____|_| \_|\____|_____|

Complete all the Courier Challenges to acquire the property in each
city:

LOS SANTOS ROBOI'S FOOD MART IN COMMERCE/PERSHING SQUARE (BMX):

#1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS
#2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS
#3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS
#4: 8 MINUTES, 6 LOCATIONS


SAN FIERRO HIPPY SHOPPER IN GARCIA (FREEWAY):

#1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS
#2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS
#3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS
#4: 6 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS


LAS VENTURAS BURGER SHOT IN REDSANDS WEST (FAGGIO):

#1: 3 MINUTES, 3 LOCATIONS
#2: 5 MINUTES, 4 LOCATIONS
#3: 5 MINUTES, 5 LOCATIONS
#4: 7 MINUTES, 6 LOCATIONS




____ _ _ _____ ____ _ _______ ____ _____ ____
/ ___| | | | ____/ ___| |/ / ____| _ \| ____| _ \
| | | |_| | _|| | | ' /| _| | |_) | _| | | | |
| |___| _ | |__| |___| . \| |___| _ <| |___| |_| |
\____|_| |_|_____\____|_|\_\_____|_| \_\_____|____/

_____ _ _ ____ ____ _ ____ _____ ____
| ___| | / \ / ___| | _ \ / \ / ___| ____/ ___|
| |_ | | / _ \| | _ | |_) | / _ \| | | _| \___ \
| _| | |___ / ___ \ |_| | | _ < / ___ \ |___| |___ ___) |
|_| |_____/_/ \_\____| |_| \_\/_/ \_\____|_____|____/


WHERE TO FIND: Look for the Checkered Flag icon on the map
Drive to the following locations to trigger racing missions in all
three cities:


==LOS SANTOS LITTLE MEXICO==

#1: LOWRIDER RACE**
CAR: BLADE

#2: LITLE LOOP
CAR: NRG-500

#3: BACKROAD WANDERER
CAR: FCR-900

#4: CITY CIRCUIT
CAR: FCR-900

#5: VINEWOOD
CAR: SUNRISE

#6: FREEWAY
CAR: SUPER GT

#7: INTO THE COUNTRY
CAR: BULLET

#8: BADLANDS A**
CAR: SABRE

#9: BADLANDS B**
CAR: ZR-350

**If you look at the race boards, you will see that you already got 1ST
Place for the Lowrider and Badlands A & B races. That's because you
already did these races during the "High Stakes, Low Rider", "Wu Zi Mu"
and "Farewell, My Love" missions.



==SAN FIERRO WANG AUTO==

#1: DIRTBIKE DANGER
CAR: SANCHEZ

#2: BANDITO COUNTRY
CAR: BANDITO

#3: GO-GO CARTING++
CAR: KART
++There is a shortcut in the middle of this race that will guarantee
you a first place win if you take it.


#4: SAN FIERRO FASTLANE
CAR: ALPHA

#5: SAN FIERRO HILLS
CAR: PHOENIX

#6: COUNTRY ENDURANCE
CAR: BULLET


**All the San Fierro races can be won in one try. Just cut corners and
you'll be fine.


==LAS VENTURAS FREIGHT DEPOT==

#1: SF TO LV
CAR: BANSHEE

#2: DAM RIDER
CAR: NRG-500

#3: DESERT TRICKS
CAR: FCR-900

#4: LAS VENTURAS RINGROAD
CAR: TURISMO


**You need to win first place in every race in every county for
percentage!



_ ___ ____ ____ _ _ _ _ _____
/ \ |_ _| _ \| _ \| | / \ | \ | | ____|
/ _ \ | || |_) | |_) | | / _ \ | \| | _|
/ ___ \ | || _ <| __/| |___ / ___ \| |\ | |___
/_/ \_\___|_| \_\_| |_____/_/ \_\_| \_|_____|

____ _ _ _____ ____ _ ______ ___ ___ _ _ _____
/ ___| | | | ____/ ___| |/ / _ \ / _ \_ _| \ | |_ _|
| | | |_| | _|| | | ' /| |_) | | | | || \| | | |
| |___| _ | |__| |___| . \| __/| |_| | || |\ | | |
\____|_| |_|_____\____|_|\_\_| \___/___|_| \_| |_|

____ _ ____ _____ ____
| _ \ / \ / ___| ____/ ___|
| |_) | / _ \| | | _| \___ \
| _ < / ___ \ |___| |___ ___) |
|_| \_\/_/ \_\____|_____|____/


These are NOT races but simple checkpoint challenges (racing against
other planes, are you bullshitting me?).
Complete the challenge to get percentage.

++Pass all 10 tests at Verdant Meadows to unlock these challenges:


==LAS VENTURAS AIPORT==

#1: WORLD WAR ACES
PLANE: RUSTLER

#2: BARNSTORMING
PLANE: STUNTPLANE

#3: MILITARY SERVICE
PLANE: HYDRA
TIP: This is my ONLY tip for this mission: Enter "Takeoff mode" but
LEAVE THE LANDING GEAR DOWN FOR THE ENTIRE CHALLENGE! This will prevent
the damn jet from swerving in every direction but up your pilot-
licensed ass!


#4: CHOPPER CHECKPOINT
PLANE: MAVERICK

#5: WHIRLY BIRD WAYPOINT
PLANE: MAVERICK

#6: HELI HELL
PLANE: HUNTER


**For Challenge #4, #5, and #6 take your sweet time collecting every
checkpoint and focus on keeping the plane undamaged. Your percentage
will increase as long as you pass all the checkpoint challenges.

When you complete all the Checkered Flag races in all three counties
you receive $1,000,000! Good job!



____ ___ _____ ______ _____ _____ ____ ____
| ___| / _ \ / _ \ \ / / ___|_ _| ____| _ \/ ___|
|___ \| | | | | | | \ V /\___ \ | | | _| | |_) \___ \
___) | |_| | | |_| || | ___) || | | |___| _ < ___) |
|____/ \___/ \___/ |_| |____/ |_| |_____|_| \_\____/

Finding all 50 Oysters boosts your Lung Capacity to maximum and Sex
Appeal to about 40% (all attributes are boosted WHILE you are finding
them not after you find them) and an extra $100,000.
I will also give a few easy to find locations for these Oysters.


LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS:
15 Locations
Verdant Bluffs 1
Mulholland 1 (In Madd Dogg's pool)
Playa Del Seville 1
Ocean Docks 3
LS Airport beach 1
Verona Beach 1
Marina 1
Santa Maria Beach 1 (near the lighthouse)
Glen Park 1 (in the middle of the pond)
Fisher's Lagoon 1
Palomino Creek 1
Blueberry Bridge 1
Frederick Bridge 1


SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS:
28 Locations
Flint County 3
Beacon Hill 1
Whetstone 1
Mount Chiliad 1
Panopticon 1 (where you start the "VERTICAL BIRD" mission)
Blueberry 1
Richman 2
Gant Bridge 2
Easter Basin 2
San Fierro Bay 2
Missionary Hill 1
Garver Bridge 1
Easter Bay 2
Tierra Robada 6
Valle Ocultado 1
Sherman Dam 1 (near the left tower)


LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS:
7 Locations
Bone County Beach past golf club 1
Las Venturas Beach past KACC Fuels 1
V-Rock Hotel pool 1
Visage Casino waterfall 1
Pirates In Men's Pants (PIMP) on skull 1
The Pilgrim pool 1
Come A Lot moat 1


**Please refer to the ultra helpful San Andreas IGN strategy guide for
all Oyster locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide).



_ ___ ___ _____ _ ____ ____
/ |/ _ \ / _ \ |_ _|/ \ / ___/ ___|
| | | | | | | | | | / _ \| | _\___ \
| | |_| | |_| | | |/ ___ \ |_| |___) |
|_|\___/ \___/ |_/_/ \_\____|____/

Spraying all Tags will unlock 4 weapons (AK-47, Molotov Cocktails,
Sawed off Shotgun, and a Tec-9) at the Johnson house kitchen:

Idlewood 10
East LS 11
Las Colinas 7
East Beach 8
Los Flores 2
Playa De Seville 6
Ocean Docks 4
Willowfield 6
Ganton 2
Jefferson 6
Glen Park 4
Little Mexico 3
El Corona 6
Pershing Square 2
Commerce 1
Verona Beach 2
Market 4
Downtown LS 3
Mulholland 2
Vinewood 1
Temple 1
Marina 2
Rodeo 2
Santa Maria Beach 2
Verdant Bluffs 1 (at the top of the Observatory)
LS Airport 2


**Please refer to the excellent San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all
Tag locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide).



____ ___
| ___| / _ \
|___ \| | | |
___) | |_| |
|____/ \___/
_ _ ___ ____ ____ _____ ____ _ _ ___ _____ ____
| | | |/ _ \| _ \/ ___|| ____/ ___|| | | |/ _ \| ____/ ___|
| |_| | | | | |_) \___ \| _| \___ \| |_| | | | | _| \___ \
| _ | |_| | _ < ___) | |___ ___) | _ | |_| | |___ ___) |
|_| |_|\___/|_| \_\____/|_____|____/|_| |_|\___/|_____|____/

Finding all Horseshoes will unlock 4 weapons (M4, Shotgun, Satchels,
and MP5) at the Four Dragons and will increase Luck and an extra
$100,000.


**Please refer to the San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Horseshoe
locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide).



____ ___ ____ _ _ ___ _____ ___ ___ ____ ____
| ___| / _ \ | _ \| | | |/ _ \_ _/ _ \ / _ \| _ \/ ___|
|___ \| | | | | |_) | |_| | | | || || | | | | | | | |_) \___ \
___) | |_| | | __/| _ | |_| || || |_| | | |_| | __/ ___) |
|____/ \___/ |_| |_| |_|\___/ |_| \___/ \___/|_| |____/

Snapping all the 50 Photo Ops will unlock 4 weapons (SMG, SPAS-12,
Sniper, and Grenades) at CJ's garage in Doherty and an extra $100,000.


**Please refer to the San Andreas IGN strategy guide for all Photo Op
locations (you need to be an IGN member to view the guide).



____ ____ ___ ____ _____ ____ _____ ___ _____ ____
| _ \| _ \ / _ \| _ \| ____| _ \_ _|_ _| ____/ ___|
| |_) | |_) | | | | |_) | _| | |_) || | | || _| \___ \
| __/| _ <| |_| | __/| |___| _ < | | | || |___ ___) |
|_| |_| \_\\___/|_| |_____|_| \_\|_| |___|_____|____/

--ZERO RC SHOT
Finish Zero's missions to acquire the property

--WANG AUTOSHOP
Finish the "PUNCTURE WOUNDS" mission to acquire the property

--ABANDONED AIRSTRIP IN VERDANT MEADOWS
Finish the "GREEN GOO" mission to acquire the property

--ALL 3 COURIER SHOPS
Finish all Courier deliveries to acquire the property

--VANK HOFF HOTEL
Finish the Valet missions to acquire the property

--RS HAULING
Finish the Trucker missions to acquire the property

--HUNTER QUARRY
Finish the Quarry missions to acquire the property



____ ___ _______ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ _____ ____
/ ___| / \ \ / / ____| | | | |/ _ \| | | / ___|| ____/ ___|
\___ \ / _ \ \ / /| _| | |_| | | | | | | \___ \| _| \___ \
___) / ___ \ V / | |___ | _ | |_| | |_| |___) | |___ ___) |
|____/_/ \_\_/ |_____| |_| |_|\___/ \___/|____/|_____|____/

LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS:
Verdant Bluffs (the house is in VB but your garage is in El Corona!)
Willowfield
Jefferson
Verona Beach
Mulholland
Dillimore
Blueberry
Palomino Creek
Santa Maria Beach (my personal favorite!)
Whetstone
Angel Pine


SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS:
Garcia
Kings
Chinatown
Paradiso
Calton Heights (the zigzag road!)
Tierra Robada
Fort Carson
El Quebrados


LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS:
Whitewood Estates
**Prickle Pine
Try this cool Easter Egg at this save house. Go outside and jump up to
the second floor. Jump through the left window and CJ will actually go
through!

Creek
Old Venturas Strip
Redsands West
The Clown's Pocket
Pirates In Men's Pants (they should just call it the PIMP Hotel)
The Camel's Toe


These are all the Safe Houses and Suites that should be purchased in
the game. Every single purchase is percentage equivalent so start
buying real estate!



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That's all the Non-Story Missions in the game. And now for the Non-
important stuff. Do these Missions if you feel bored with anything.



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++ TIME KILLERS ++

____________ _________ __ __ ______ __ __________ _____
/_ __/ _/ |/ / ____/ / //_// _/ / / / / ____/ __ \/ ___/
/ / / // /|_/ / __/ / ,< / // / / / / __/ / /_/ /\__ \
/ / _/ // / / / /___ / /| |_/ // /___/ /___/ /___/ _, _/___/ /
/_/ /___/_/ /_/_____/ /_/ |_/___/_____/_____/_____/_/ |_|/____/




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You DO NOT need to do the following missions or mini-games to get 100%
(but do them anyway!):


--2-PLAYER RAMPAGES

LOS SANTOS LOCATIONS:
Pershing Square
Montgomery
Idlewood
Dillimore

SAN FIERRO LOCATIONS:
Chinatown
Las Pasyadus
Kings
El Quebrados

LAS VENTURAS LOCATIONS:
Camel's Toe
Royal Casino



--POOL TABLE/BARS - "Not exactly premium liquor, is it?"
Playing pool is a great way to waste time. You don't gain percentage
for winning or losing. Walk up to the pool player and trigger a
conversation by pressing the Triangle button.

LOS SANTOS:
Ten Green Bottles Bar on Grove Street one block from Grove Street

SAN FIERRO:
Misty's across the Martial Arts gym
Lil' Probe Inn past Fort Carson

LAS VENTURAS:
The Craw Bar near Old Venturas Strip
The Casino Floor


--VIDEO GAMES
Avoid these games as much as possible!

GAMES:
DUALITY
GO GO SPACE MONKEY
LET'S GET READY TO BUMBLE
THEY CAME FROM URANUS


--BASKETBALL
You don't score any points for making or missing shots in the court.
And besides, CJ can only play solo anyway.

LOS SANTOS:
Sweet's house
Playa Del Seville
Madd Dogg's Crib

**There are various basketball courts scattered throughout the game,
but the ones I mention here are the ones that actually have a
basketball ON the court to play with.



--GIRLFRIENDS
Technically, only Denise and Millie are key girlfriends in the main
story but the others don't add to your percentage:

WHERE TO FIND:
DENISE - from the "Burning Desire" mission
MICHELLE - inside the Driving School
HELENA - on the balcony of Ammunation in Blueberry
BARBARA - at the parking lot outside Police station in El Quebrados
KATIE - at the golf course in San Fierro (across Martial Arts gym)
MILLIE - from the "Key To Her Heart" mission


GIRLFRIEND PREFERENCES:

Denise and Millie are your girlfriends by default so there's nothing
you can do about it.

Michelle, Helena, and Barbara - these three must love fat people
because they will NOT go out with CJ if he has too much muscle.
Yes, I drove all the way around San Andreas to meet with each of them
and got rejected. (No fat = no goddamn punanny)
If you want to start a relationship with these girls, you'll need to
start eating more junk food. So start binging and purging, tubby bitch!

Katie is the only girl (out of the six) who will go out with CJ if he's
packing the six-pack. If you spent all your time in the gym getting
buff, then Katie is the girl for you (with her necrophilia fetish
intact).


GIRLFRIEND REJECTION PERKS:

This isn't really important but you should know that even if you are
rejected when you meet Michelle, Barbara, Katie, or Helena, the
girlfriend meter in the menu already adds up for each of them and the
perks already come into play.

**Please refer to the Girlfriends FAQ by bloodstorm for more in-depth
info about the rewards and benefits of being a playa (or playa-hater)!



--DANCING
This mini-game unlocks more songs to dance to but doesn't add to your
percentage.


LOS SANTOS: Alhambra Club in Idlewood
SAN FIERRO: Gaydar Station in Queens
LAS VENTURAS: I found the dance club but it doesn't have a name
anywhere in front of the building. It's east of the Come-A-Lot Hotel.

There are two extra songs to unlock:
-Hollywood Swingin' - Kool & the Gang
-Funky President - James Brown

**See if you can beat my score of 9275. You have to basically make NO
mistakes throughout the song to even reach this high. Unfortunately,
you still don't get shit for getting a high score, not even cash.



--LOWRIDER COMPETITION
Same as the dancing mini-game


--HOME INVASIONS
Once you complete the mission with that punk bitch, you can do home
invasions. You DO NOT need to do this for 100%.
The Boxville van is hidden near an apartment complex directly across
the Ganton Gym. Enter the van and press R3 when the clock hits midnight
to trigger the mission.

THE USUAL SHIT YOU'LL BE STEALING:
-Televisions (big and small)
-VCR's (I think that's what they are)
-Game systems
-Boomboxes
-Stereo systems
-Microwaves



--BIG COCK TRIATHLONS
There are two competitions only on weekends that can garner lots of
cash but still doesn't add to your percentage:


#1: SANTA MARIA BEACH: BEAT THE COCK
PRIZE: $10,000

#2: PALOMINO CREEK: BEAT THE COCK
PRIZE: $10,000 or $20,000

**Thanks to all the people who submitted their strategies. What I'll
post here are pre-requisites for the contest.

COCK PRE-REQUISITES:
--Max MUSCLE (80%-90% muscle is fine)
--Max STAMINA
--Max CYCLING SKILL

TIP #1: When the countdown begins, rapidly tap the X button to get a
headstart when the contest begins. Run in between the contestants and
head to the water (you're purposely cutting them off). If done
correctly, you'll be in first place before you even swim to the first
red marker.

TIP #2: During the Cycling part, keep tapping X for lots of speed. When
heading downhill, release the X button and let CJ coast. Look behind
you occasionally to see if the Cock is behind you. There are no tricky
or sharp turns in either race so don't worry, it's all straightforward
cycling.

TIP #3: When you reach the last Cycling marker, jump off the bike! DO
NOT USE THE BRAKES! As soon as CJ jumps out, start running. To get max
running speed from CJ, rapidly tap the X button. Holding the button
will make CJ run but tapping it will make CJ sprint. NEVER SLOW DOWN
FOR BREATH! It's you or that bitch Cock.



--BEEFY BARON
WHERE TO FIND: Enter red marker in Zero's RC Shop
You can make extra cash destroying TopFun Vans but it still won't add
to your percentage.

**Why in god's name would you attempt this mission if you had a hard
time with the "SUPPLY LINES" mission for Zero?



--GAMBLING - "How you like me NOW!"
Playing these games doesn't count towards your percentage but can
garner lots of cash and raise your LUCK:

BLACKJACK
INSIDE TRACK BETTING
ROULETTE
SLOTS
VIDEO POKER
WHEEL OF FORTUNE

CASINO LOCATIONS:
The Four Dragons
Caligula's Palace
The Casino Floor

Now that I think about it, every casino in Las Vegas should have James
Brown music playing in the background.



--GANG WARS
Believe it or not, acquiring more territory DOES NOT add to your
percentage. It only increases the amount of cash received back at the
Johnson House.

TIP: You should have 53 total territories seized before heading to San
Fierro. Acquiring all territories boosts your RESPECT meter by 75%.

After the "HOMECOMING" mission, all territories you gained will be lost
and you'll have to acquire them all over again!



--ALL UNIQUE STUNT JUMPS
For the first time in a GTA game, USJ's DO NOT count towards your
percentage. There are over 70 USJ's and are pretty tricky to find.


LOS SANTOS COUNTY JUMPS (28 jumps total):

El Corona 1
Conference 1
Willowfield 2
Jefferson 3
Ocean Docks 4
East Beach 2
LS Airport 3
Market 1
Mulholland 3
Rodeo 1
Vinewood 1
Commerce 1
Montgomery 1
Santa Maria Beach 1
Fisher's Lagoon 1
Dillimore 1
Palomino Creek 1


SAN FIERRO COUNTY JUMPS (30 jumps total):

Mount Chiliad 1
Angel Pine 1
Whetstone 1
Blueberry 5
Panopticon 2
Santa Flora 1
San Fierro 1
Downtown 1
Battery Point 1
Esplanade East 1
Doherty 2
Juniper Hollow 1
Carlton Heights 1
Juniper Hill 1
Financial 1
Easter Basin 1
EB Airport 2
Foster Valley 1
Las Pasyadas 2 (jumping over a large chicken!)
Verdant Meadows 1
Arca Del Oeste 1
Valle Ocultado 1


LAS VENTURAS COUNTY JUMPS (12 jumps total):

Emerald Isle 5
The Camel's Toe 2
Creek 1
Redsands West 2
Julius Thruway Freeway past Emerald Isle 1
Randolph Industry 1

That's all 70 jumps. Each successful jump garners you $500 each time.
The amount will never go higher than that.



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MISSIONS ON AN UNDERCOVER COP

There are 187 missions in the entire game can you believe it? Each Main
story and Side mission that is percentage equivalent adds up 0.53% to
the 100% total in the menu for each mission passed. This means you get
1 full percentage point for passing every two missions.
All Time-killers are exempt from the fraction. I won't break it down
but you get the idea.

**Information contributed by Craig Kostelecky, creator of the GTA:
Liberty City Mod for PC.



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< / __ \/ __ \ / __ \/ ____/ __ \/ ____/ ____/ | / /_ __/
/ / / / / / / / / /_/ / __/ / /_/ / / / __/ / |/ / / /
/ / /_/ / /_/ / / ____/ /___/ _, _/ /___/ /___/ /| / / /
/_/\____/\____/ /_/ /_____/_/ |_|\____/_____/_/ |_/ /_/

__________ __ _______ __ ____________________ _ __
/ ____/ __ \/ |/ / __ \/ / / ____/_ __/ _/ __ \/ | / /
/ / / / / / /|_/ / /_/ / / / __/ / / / // / / / |/ /
/ /___/ /_/ / / / / ____/ /___/ /___ / / _/ // /_/ / /| /
\____/\____/_/ /_/_/ /_____/_____/ /_/ /___/\____/_/ |_/

____ ___ ____ __
/ / / / / | / / //_/
__ / / / / / |/ / ,<
/ /_/ / /_/ / /| / /| |
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So you read this long-ass FAQ but you only wanted to know one thing:
what the hell do you get for beating GTA: San Andreas, right? Well,
I'll tell you!

Here's what you get:
--Cash and stats are boosted
--Hydra Fighter Jet spawns on the roof of Sweet's house (you gotta see
it to believe it!)
--Rhino Tank spawns under the bridge across CJ's house on Grove Street
--Infinite Ammo (although it doesn't tell you)


I went all over San Andreas to see the benefits of achieving 100% and
guess what, YOU DON'T GET SHIT! No extra stuff or additional junk!
Unless you REALLY need some Military vehicles at Grove Street, don't
rush yourself to get 100% like I did (that's just my suggestion).



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PHOTOGRAPHY CHALLENGE

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During the game, you come up on special moments that never happen
again. What am I talking about? I'm talking about photos. Photos speak
louder than words, so I present a challenge. Throughout your entire
100% game, I urge you to equip the Camera and snap a few "rare" photos
and save them in your Memory Card. Think of it as your scrapbook of
1992.

You don't have to do this made-up challenge, but it's a great to know
that it can be done. Start a new game and then snap these photos
throughout the entire game:

SNAP A PHOTO OF (not in any order):
--Ryder taking a smoke near the car during the "RYDER" mission
--The Well-Stacked Pizza guy blasting the Shotgun at CJ during the
"RYDER" mission
--Emmett at his gun shop
--Sweet during any mission with him
--Kent Paul and Maccer in the desert
--Ken Rosenberg
--Helena shooting her Colt Pistol at Ammu-Nation in Blueberry
--Pulaski's dead body
--The dead valet in his boxer shorts during the "555 WE TIP" mission
--Big Smoke's statue of his original version during the "END OF THE
LINE" mission
--The Easter Egg in San Fierro
--Any cop holding his Baton about to beat CJ senseless
--The dominatrix mistress at the Sex Shoppe during the "KEY TO HER
HEART" mission
--CJ taking a picture of himself in the mirror
--CJ standing in the street during the riots (need to recruit a gang
member to snap this photo)
--Cesar Vialpando during any mission with him
--A group of Ballas about to blast CJ in Verona Beach
--Woozie walking around with his hand out during the "MOUNTAIN CLOUD
BOYS" mission
--Woozie's female assistant (the one with eyeglasses) stuffing a burger
in her face at any Burger Shot in San Fierro
--The female bartender at the Four Dragons Casino
--The dead police officer's body during the last Quarry mission
--Any restaurant employee serving a customer
--Katie practicing her karate at the Golf Course
--The cashier at any clothing store with their hands up


So why snap these photos? I don't know, just being creative I guess.
There are other "rare" photo moments in the game but these are the ones
I was able to get. Try it for yourself; it can be really fun (if you
remember to equip the Camera!).



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__________ __________ __ _________ ____________ __
/ ____/ __ \/ ____/ __ \/ / / / ____/ | / /_ __/ /\ \/ /
/ /_ / /_/ / __/ / / / / / / / __/ / |/ / / / / / \ /
/ __/ / _, _/ /___/ /_/ / /_/ / /___/ /| / / / / /___/ /
/_/ /_/ |_/_____/\___\_\____/_____/_/ |_/ /_/ /_____/_/

___ _____ __ __ __________
/ | / ___// //_// ____/ __ \
/ /| | \__ \/ ,< / __/ / / / /
/ ___ |___/ / /| |/ /___/ /_/ /
/_/ |_/____/_/ |_/_____/_____/

____ __ ___________________________ _ _______
/ __ \/ / / / ____/ ___/_ __/ _/ __ \/ | / / ___/
/ / / / / / / __/ \__ \ / / / // / / / |/ /\__ \
/ /_/ / /_/ / /___ ___/ // / _/ // /_/ / /| /___/ /
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Due to the overwhelming amounts of e-mails I've received regarding
gameplay since the release of GTA: San Andreas, it has been impossible
for me to answer every one of them.
So I decided to post the most asked questions in this section to
clarify the FAQ and put a few rumors to rest.


Q: If I use cheat codes, will it affect my save?
A: There are some codes that cannot be deactivated once entered (like
riot mode). The codes affect the overall game but NOT the save itself.

Whoever started this "using cheat codes affects your percentage"
bullshit should be shot in the forehead for being so goddamn stupid! I
used cheats in all three GTA games and I STILL got 100%, so there you
go! Go ahead and use all the codes you want. It worked for me and it
should work for you!

**I'm sure there is a game-stopping cheat out there but I haven't seen
one and I mock you if it's happened to you. This is me laughing at you.


Q: Do I need to pass all the schools with GOLD for 100%?
A: No. As long as you pass all the tests with Bronze, you'll be fine.
But to unlock more cool stuff, pass them with SILVERS or GOLDS.


Q: I can't fly my airplane high enough! Why?!?
A: When you takeoff from the ground, press the R3 button to put up the
landing gear. This will take weight off the plane and allow it to gain
altitude. If only this were the case for that damn Hydra Fighter Jet!


Q: I skipped all the "Yay courier" missions from Cesar because I'm busy
doing other shit! Am I screwed from percentage?
A: NO, absolutely NOT! You can skip all his calls and still get 100%. I
have double and triple-checked and it's true! Go ahead and breathe that
sigh of relief!


Q: Do I really need to steal $10,000 worth during Home invasions?
A: No, you DO NOT need to do Home Invasions. Unless you really need
some cash, don't bother with this. I repeat, DO NOT DO HOME INVASIONS!


Q: How do I recruit gang members?
A: First, you need Respect in the Respect meter to even recruit anyone.
CJ can start recruiting a 3-man gang if he has around 1%-5% Respect in
the meter.
To recruit, target (press R1) a Grove family member in green and press
UP on the D-Pad. If done correctly, you'll hear CJ say "Grove Family
for life! You down?", or something similar to that.


Q: How do I get the keycard from Millie faster?
A: Exploit her weakness for punishment! As soon as you pass the "KEY TO
HER HEART" mission, quickly dash over to the save house in Prickle Pine
and put on the Gimp suit. Quickly get back over to her house to trigger
the "special date" (the red marker should still be there). Doing this
will raise her progress bar to 30%.
Immediately go back to the save house again and put on the Gimp suit.
Go back to her house at 12:00 the very next day and SHE WILL BE THERE!
Trigger the "special date" and the progress bar will go up to 50%. As
soon as the "date" is over, CJ will be standing outside her house. Stay
there for a few seconds and Millie will call CJ and allow him to get
the keycard. See how easy this was!


Q: I finally got the keycard from Millie. Now what?
A: Be sure you finished the "UP, UP, AND AWAY" and "SAINT MARK'S
BISTRO" mission. If that doesn't work then I don't know what to tell
you.


Q: Do girlfriends count towards 100%?
A: Technically, no. But you need to pass the "BURNING DESIRE" mission
(with Denise) and the "KEYCARD TO HER HEART" (with Millie) to get
percentage. The other four girls are only for playas!


Q: Why can't I do the Triathlon?
A: You can only do the Triathlons on Saturday or Sunday and if you have
enough muscle on that skinny gangsta ass. Once you get some muscle and
stamina, head to the red marker at the beach on the required day. Good
luck beating that cock-smoking cock!


Q: Do you have any tips for the "SUPPLY LINES" mission for Zero?
A: NO! I passed this mission the hard way so I can't give any helpful
tips. The strategy I posted is what other players have said is the best
way. If it doesn't work for you then I don't know what to tell you
because nothing I say can make this mission ANY EASIER!


Q: What is the name of the GTA3 guy?
A: SPOILERS! After the "END OF THE LINE" mission, CJ will receive a
gratuitous phone call from Catalina. She screams the name "Claude" in
mid-orgasm on the phone while CJ screams "CATALINA, YOU SICK!"
(GTA-producer Dan Houser confirmed that was his name.)


Q: Where do I find Bigfoot and Leatherface?
A: What the hell is this Bigfoot and Leatherface shit? I've played this
game for almost 200 hours and have never encountered this. Can someone
clear this up for me because I don't get it!


Q: Do you have a shorter, printer-friendly version of this guide?
A: Yes, I do. Scroll down the FAQ to find it.


Q: I can't find a certain Oyster, Horseshoe, Tag, Photo Op!
A: E-mail me and I'll explain how I can help you find it.


Q: I can't workout in the gym no more! What the hell do I do? CJ's
gonna become too fat! I HATE FATTY!!!!
A: Believe me, I've been getting numerous questions regarding the
"You've worked out enough for today" problem. It seems that after
finishing the "END OF THE LINE" mission, CJ cannot go to the gym
anymore. I have NO IDEA why this happens. I've checked my 100% game
save and it works fine. I'll try to figure this out but for now, try to
keep CJ fit by running around.


Q: Why is Madd Dogg such a bitch and keeps jumping off the ledge before
I catch him?
A: I have no idea why this happens. I've done the "MADD DOGG" mission
4-5 different times and he would wobble left to right for 10 seconds
before he would jump and I ALWAYS caught him. I have no real
explanation why he would jump before the cutscene ends. Just keep
trying until you finally catch his dumb ass.


Q: I'm stuck at 99.47%! What the hell am I missing?!?
A: Sorry, I REALLY can't help you there. But I've made a solution. I
have a 99.47% game save available for download. Read the "ULTIMATE GAME
SAVE" section below for more details.




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/_ __/ / / / ____/ / / / / / /_ __/ _/ |/ / |/_ __/ ____/
/ / / /_/ / __/ / / / / / / / / // /|_/ / /| | / / / __/
/ / / __ / /___ / /_/ / /___/ / _/ // / / / ___ |/ / / /___
/_/ /_/ /_/_____/ \____/_____/_/ /___/_/ /_/_/ |_/_/ /_____/

_________ __ _________ _____ ___ _ ________
/ ____/ | / |/ / ____/ / ___// | | / / ____/
/ / __/ /| | / /|_/ / __/ \__ \/ /| | | / / __/
/ /_/ / ___ |/ / / / /___ ___/ / ___ | |/ / /___
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Instead of going to Grove Street to start the first mission "BIG
SMOKE", I decided to accomplish a few goals. I wanted to get all the
ODD JOBS and various missions out of the way so that I don't have to do
them later. This is my ultimate game save and I am making it available
for download for everyone who hates doing these missions.
REMEMBER! I HAVE NOT STARTED THE FIRST STORY MISSION YET!

Here's a list of things that I have accomplished:

SAVE HOUSES PURCHASED
All six save houses in Los Santos purchased. (These six are the only
ones that are made available for purchase this early in the game.)

ITEMS FOUND
--All 100 Tags
--All 50 Photo Ops
--All 50 Horseshoes
--All 50 Oysters
Access to all the unlocked weapons is available at anytime.

CHALLENGES COMPLETED
--BMX Challenge
--NRG-500 Challenge
--Chiliad Challenge
Yes, I completed all three Chiliad Challenges for you. Now you don't
have to worry about it anymore.

ARENA MISSIONS DONE
--8-Track - Monster truck and Hotring Racer unlocked
--Blood Bowl - Bloodring Banger unlocked
--Kickstart - Dune vehicle unlocked
--Dirt Track - BF Injection unlocked
You can access these unlocked vehicles anytime you reach the arenas.

R3 MISSIONS FINISHED
--Ambulance - 150 Health unlocked
--Vigilante - 150 Armor unlocked
--Taxi - 5X Nitrous unlocked
--Pimping - Girl service all the time!
--Firefighter - Fireproof unlocked
The only thing you need to do is the FREIGHT TRAIN mission. It's not
available until you unlock all three counties.

HITMAN LEVEL ACHIEVED
--Colt Pistol - Dual abilities unlocked
--Silenced Pistol
--Desert Eagle
--Tec-9 - Dual abilities unlocked
--Micro-SMG - Dual abilities unlocked
--SMG
--Sawn-Off - Dual abilities unlocked
--Chrome Shotgun
--SPAS-12
--AK-47
--M4
I've unlocked HITMAN level for every weapon in the game. This will make
all missions easier. You are guaranteed a ONE-HIT KILL with each
weapon!

COURIER ASSETS ACQUIRED
--Los Santos
--San Fierro
--Las Venturas
I've finished all the Courier missions in each county. Go to any of the
courier locations to pick up assets whenever you need extra cash.

SKILLZ ACCOMPLISHED
--MAX Driving
--MAX Cycling
--MAX Biking
--MAX Flying - AIRCRAFTSMEN rank (can access all three airports
and all planes anytime except San Fierro Airport)
--MAX Lung Capacity
--MAX Stamina - never get tired from running
--MAX Muscle - challenge the trainers in the gym
--Gambling skills - WHALE rank (you can borrow a million dollars from
the casino and gamble at any table without being rejected anytime)

PAPER MADE
--Over $6 and half million dollars in CJ's pocket! This is more than
enough money to purchase everything in the game. I actually had $15
million but I blew it all at the Blackjack tables.

APPEARANCE
--Over 20% Respect gained so far (CJ can recruit a 4-man gang)
--CJ is decked out in his white tank top, jogging shorts and shoes
(obtained from the Chiliad Challenge).
--CJ is also sporting tattoos all over his body (there is a tattoo shop
in Las Venturas that is open this early in the game).
--CJ is equipped with the following weapons: Brass knuckles, Katana,
Desert Eagle, SPAS-12, SMG, Heat Seeking Missile Launcher, Sniper
Rifle, Camera, Molotovs, and a Bouquet.


Finishing all these things is worth 13% Completion but it's the most
critical 13% you'll need (in order to get 100%).


NO CHEATS WERE USED TO MAKE THIS SAVE! I've read in various places that
people that have downloaded game saves for GTA: SA from different sites
have all had cheats used in one way. NOT THIS ONE!
The game save is now available for download at GameFAQs. Head over
there and download it! Use the Action Replay Max Drive to uncrush the
compressed file to your Memory Card. Your welcome.


AND NOW.....



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< / __ \/ __ \ / __ \/ ____/ __ \/ ____/ ____/ | / /_ __/
/ / / / / / / / / /_/ / __/ / /_/ / / / __/ / |/ / / /
/ / /_/ / /_/ / / ____/ /___/ _, _/ /___/ /___/ /| / / /
/_/\____/\____/ /_/ /_____/_/ |_|\____/_____/_/ |_/ /_/

__________ __ _______ __ ____________________ _ __
/ ____/ __ \/ |/ / __ \/ / / ____/_ __/ _/ __ \/ | / /
/ / / / / / /|_/ / /_/ / / / __/ / / / // / / / |/ /
/ /___/ /_/ / / / / ____/ /___/ /___ / / _/ // /_/ / /| /
\____/\____/_/ /_/_/ /_____/_____/ /_/ /___/\____/_/ |_/

________ ________________ __ __ _______________
/ ____/ / / / ____/ ____/ //_// / / _/ ___/_ __/
/ / / /_/ / __/ / / / ,< / / / / \__ \ / /
/ /___/ __ / /___/ /___/ /| |/ /____/ / ___/ // /
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I had to play the whole game THREE TIMES to confirm everything in this
list (100% in all three tries, almost 150 hours of my life down the
drain). This list is bulletproof and contains NO mistakes.

Copy and paste this to a document and print!



EARLY CJ MISSIONS - 2 TOTAL
[ ] BIG SMOKE/SWEET & KENDL
[ ] RYDER


SWEET MISSIONS - 15 TOTAL
[ ] TAGGING UP TURF
[ ] CLEANING UP THE HOOD
[ ] DRIVE-THRU
[ ] NINES & AKS
[ ] DRIVE-BY
[ ] SWEET'S GIRL
[ ] CESAR VIALPANDO
[ ] DOBERMAN
[ ] LOS SEPULCROS
[ ] REUNITING THE FAMILIES
[ ] GREEN SABRE
[ ] BEAT DOWN IN B-DUP
[ ] GROVE 4 LIFE
[ ] LOS DESPERADOS
[ ] END OF THE LINE


PUNK BITCH MISSIONS - 3 TOTAL
[ ] HOME INVASION
[ ] CATALYST
[ ] ROBBING UNCLE SAM


BIG SMOKE MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] OG LOC
[ ] RUNNING DOG
[ ] WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
[ ] JUST BUSINESS


OG LOC MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] LIFE'S A BEACH
[ ] MADD DOGG'S RHYME BOOK
[ ] MANAGEMENT ISSUES
[ ] HOUSE PARTY


CESAR VIALPANDO MISSIONS - 9 TOTAL
[ ] HIGH STAKES, LOW-RIDER
[ ] KING IN EXILE (CUTSCENE)
[ ] WU ZI MU
[ ] PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
[ ] PURCHASE - WANG'S AUTOSHOP
[ ] ZEROING IN
[ ] TEST DRIVE
[ ] CUSTOMS FAST TRACK
[ ] PUNCTURE WOUNDS


CJ MISSIONS - 13 TOTAL
[ ] WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR
[ ] 555 WE TIP
[ ] DECONSTRUCTION
[ ] JIZZY
[ ] ICE COLD KILLA
[ ] PIER 69
[ ] TORENO'S LAST FLIGHT
[ ] YAY KA BOOM BOOM
[ ] A HOME IN THE HILLS
[ ] VERTICAL BIRD
[ ] HOMECOMING
[ ] CUT THROAT BUSINESS
[ ] RIOT


THE TRUTH MISSIONS - 2 TOTAL
[ ] BODY HARVEST
[ ] ARE YOU GOING TO SAN FIERRO?


CATALINA MISSIONS - 9 TOTAL
[ ] FIRST DATE (CUTSCENE)
[ ] TANKER COMMANDER
[ ] FIRST BASE (CUTSCENE)
[ ] AGAINST ALL ODDS
[ ] GONE COURTING (CUTSCENE)
[ ] LOCAL LIQUOR STORE
[ ] MADE IN HEAVEN (CUTSCENE)
[ ] SMALL TOWN BANK
[ ] FAREWELL MY LOVE


TENPENNEY MISSIONS - 6 TOTAL
[ ] BURNING DESIRE
[ ] GRAY IMPORTS
[ ] BADLANDS
[ ] SNAIL TRAIL
[ ] MISAPPROPRIATION
[ ] HIGH NOON


WU ZI MU MISSIONS - 10 TOTAL
[ ] MOUNTAIN CLOUD BOYS
[ ] RAN FA LI
[ ] LURE
[ ] AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT
[ ] THA DA NANG THANG
[ ] FENDER KETCHUP
[ ] EXPLOSIVE SITUATION
[ ] YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHIPS
[ ] DON PEYOTE
[ ] FISH IN A BARREL (CUTSCENE)


JIZZY MISSIONS - 3 TOTAL
[ ] T-BONE MENDEZ
[ ] MIKE TORENO
[ ] OUTRIDER


ZERO MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] PURCHASE - ZEROS' RC SHOT
[ ] AIR RAID
[ ] SUPPLY LINES
[ ] NEW MODEL ARMY


TORENO MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] MONSTER
[ ] HIGHJACK
[ ] INTERDICTION
[ ] VERDANT MEADOWS


ROSENBERG MISSIONS - 2 TOTAL
[ ] INTENSIVE CARE
[ ] THE MEAT BUSINESS


MADD DOGG MISSIONS - 1 TOTAL
[ ] MADD DOGG


SALVATORE MISSIONS - 2 TOTAL
[ ] FREEFALL
[ ] SAINT MARK'S BISTRO


HEIST MISSIONS - 6 TOTAL
[ ] ARCHITECTURAL ESPIONAGE
[ ] KEY TO HER HEART
[ ] DAM AND BLAST
[ ] COP WHEELS
[ ] UP, UP, AND AWAY
[ ] BREAKING THE BANK AT CALIGULA'S


AIRSTRIP MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] N.O.E.
[ ] STOWAWAY
[ ] BLACK PROJECT
[ ] GREEN GOO


SCHOOLS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] DRIVING SCHOOL - 12 OF 12 TESTS COMPLETED
[ ] FLIGHT SCHOOL - 10 OF 10 TESTS COMPLETED
[ ] BIKE SCHOOL - 6 OF 6 TESTS COMPLETED
[ ] BOATING SCHOOL - 5 OF 5 TESTS COMPLETED

**Notes: You DO NOT need to pass all the school tests with GOLD for
percentage.


VEHICLE MISSIONS - 7 TOTAL
[ ] AMBULANCE - LEVEL 12 COMPLETED
[ ] TAXI - 50 PASSENGERS DROPPED OFF
[ ] VIGILANTE - LEVEL 12 COMPLETED
[ ] FIRE TRUCK - LEVEL 12 COMPLETED
[ ] FREIGHT TRAIN - LEVEL 2 COMPLETED
[ ] PIMPING - 10 OF 10 PIMPS
[ ] VALET - LEVEL 5 COMPLETED + ASSETS


LEARN MOVES AT THE GYMS - 3 TOTAL
[ ] LOS SANTOS GYM
[ ] COBRA MARTIAL ARTS GYM
[ ] BELOW THE BELT GYM


CHALLENGES - 5 TOTAL
[ ] BMX CHALLENGE
[ ] NRG-500 CHALLENGE
[ ] CHILIAD CHALLENGE #1
[ ] CHILIAD CHALLENGE #2
[ ] CHILIAD CHALLENGE #3

**Notes: You DO NOT gain percentage for each Chiliad race. You MUST win
first place in all three Chiliad races for percentage.


QUARRY MISSIONS - 1 TOTAL
1[ ] 2[ ] 3[ ] 4[ ] 5[ ] 6[ ] 7[ ] QUARRY MISSIONS 1-7 + ASSETS

**Notes: You DO NOT gain percentage for passing each Quarry mission.
You only get percentage once you pass all 7 Quarry missions.


TRUCKING MISSIONS - 1 TOTAL
1[ ] 2[ ] 3[ ] 4[ ] 5[ ] 6[ ] 7[ ] 8[ ] TRUCKING MISSIONS 1-8 + ASSETS

**Notes: You DO NOT gain percentage for passing each Trucker mission.
You only gain percentage once you pass all 8 Trucker missions.


EXPORT/IMPORT MISSIONS - 3 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] EXPORT/IMPORT 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] EXPORT-IMPORT 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] EXPORT/IMPORT 21-30

**Notes: You DO NOT gain percentage for each car impounded.
Only every 10 cars found in the list counts as percentage towards the
total.


ARENA MISSIONS - 4 TOTAL
[ ] 8-TRACK - FIRST PLACE
[ ] DIRT TRACK - FIRST PLACE
[ ] KICKSTART - 20 SECONDS OR MORE
[ ] BLOOD BOWL - 60 SECONDS

**Notes: You need to win first place in all races to gain percentage.


AMMUNATION MISSION - 1 TOTAL
[ ] AMMUNATION CHALLENGE 12 OF 12


COURIER MISSIONS - 3 TOTAL
[ ] COURIER CHALLENGE - LOS SANTOS
[ ] COURIER CHALLENGE - SAN FIERRO
[ ] COURIER CHALLENGE - LAS VENTURAS


LOS SANTOS RACES - 9 TOTAL
[ ] LOWRIDER RACE
[ ] LITTLE LOOP
[ ] BACKROAD WANDERER
[ ] CITY CIRCUIT
[ ] VINEWOOD
[ ] FREEWAY
[ ] INTO THE COUNTRY
[ ] BADLANDS A
[ ] BADLANDS B


SAN FIERRO RACES - 6 TOTAL
[ ] DIRTBIKE DANGER
[ ] BANDITO COUNTRY
[ ] GO-GO CARTING
[ ] SAN FIERRO FAST LANE
[ ] SAN FIERRO HILLS
[ ] COUNTRY ENDURANCE


LAS VENTURAS RACES - 4 TOTAL
[ ] SF TO LV
[ ] DAM RIDER
[ ] DESERT TRACKS
[ ] LAS VENTURAS RINGROAD


AIRPLANE CHECKPOINT CHALLENGES - 6 TOTAL
[ ] WORLD WAR ACES
[ ] BARNSTORMING
[ ] MILITARY SERVICE
[ ] CHOPPER CHECKPOINT
[ ] WHIRLYBIRD WAYPOINT
[ ] HELI HELL

**Notes: You need to win first place in EVERY single race in every
county to gain percentage. For the airplane checkpoint challenges, just
finish the challenge to gain percentage.


50 OYSTERS - 1 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] OYSTERS 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] OYSTERS 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] OYSTERS 21-30
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] OYSTERS 31-40
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] OYSTERS 41-50


100 TAGS - 1 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 21-30
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 31-40
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 41-50
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 51-60
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 61-70
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 71-80
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 91-90
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] TAGS 91-100


50 HORSESHOES - 1 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] HORSESHOES 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] HORSEHSOES 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] HORSESHOES 21-30
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] HORSESHOES 31-40
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] HORSESHOES 41-50


50 PHOTO OPS - 1 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] PHOTO OP 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] PHOTO OP 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] PHOTO OP 21-30
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] PHOTO OP 31-40
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] PHOTO OP 41-50

**Notes: You DO NOT gain percentage for finding individual Horseshoes,
Tags, Photo Ops, or Oysters. You need to find the entire number of
required items to gain percentage.


SAVE HOUSES - 27 TOTAL
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] SAVE HOUSES 1-10
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] SAVE HOUSES 11-20
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] SAVE HOUSES 21-27

**Notes: EVERY single save house purchased counts as an individual
percentage point.


CONGRATULATIONS, YOU BEAT THE GAME WITH 100%!

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You DO NOT need to do these missions for 100%. I have double-checked
and confirmed it!

-Home Invasions
-Yay courier missions
-2-Player Rampages
-Pool tables
-Basketball Challenge
-Girlfriends
-Dancing mini-game
-Lowrider competition
-Triathlons
-Beefy Baron
-Gambling
-Gang Wars
-Unique Stunt Jumps



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There you go! This is all you need to know for achieving that precious
100% save on your memory card and for bragging rights.

If there is anything that is unclear in the FAQ, please e-mail me at
the address below. I will answer any questions I can about the game.


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VERY BIG THANK YOU:

There are too many names to include here but you know who you are.


CORRECTORS:
-The NRG-500 correctors
-The GREEN GOO correctors
-The HOTKNIFE correctors
-The Burglaries correctors

CONTRIBUTORS:
--CRAIG KOSTELECKY
-The Triathlon contributors
-The SUPPLY LINES contributors



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If you want to use this FAQ, please e-mail me at [email protected].
I have no problems with anyone who asks. October 2004.

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Weapons, Health, Armor & Money

Weapons Package #1
Brass Knuckles, Bat, 9mm, Shotgun, Micro MP5, AK-47, Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Molotovs, Spray Can.
Weapons Package #2
Knife, Desert Eagle, Sawed-Off, Tec-9, M4, Sniper Rifle, Flame Thrower, Grenades, Fire Estinguisher.
Weapons Package #3
Chainsaw, Silenced 9mm, Spaz, MP5, M4, Sniper Rifle, Heat Seaking Rocket Laucher, Remote Explosives.
$250,000 & Full Health & Armor
Infinite Health *
Makes you mostly bulletproof, and fire, punches and melee attacks don't hurt you anymore. You can still be hurt by explosions, falling, getting run over, and drowning.
Infinite Ammo
Infinite Oxygen (Lung Capacity) *
Swim underwater and never have to worry about drowning!
Commit Suicide
Adrenaline Mode *
Never Get Hungry *
Hitman level in all weapons
Automatically gives you the hitman level for all weapons.

Police, Stats & Gangs

Never Wanted
Wanted level never increases. Doesn't erase stars you already have.
6 Star Wanted Level *
Lower Wanted Level
Decreases the wanted level by decrements of 2 each time the the code is used.
Recruit Anyone (9MM) *
Recruit normal pedestrians into your gang. If they don't normally have a weapon, they'll carry a 9mm.
Maximum Vehicle Stats
Maximum Respect
Maximum Sex Appeal
Recruit Anyone (Rocket Launcher) *
Recruits get rocket launchers if they don't already have weapons.
Increase Wanted Level
Increases the wanted level by increments of 2 each time the the code is used.
Really Fat CJ
Fat level for CJ goes to maximum.
Really Skinny CJ
Muscle and fat levels are dropped to zero.
Really Muscled CJ
Muscle level for CJ goes to maximum.
Gangs Control the Streets *
Streets deserted except for gunmen fighting in the streets. No cops or regular citizens. No traffic except in gang territories.
Gang Members Everywhere *
Gangs will appear all over the state, even in areas where you wouldn't normally expect to find them (Ballas in Las Venturas, for example). Similar to the 'Gangs Rule the Streets' cheat, except pedestrians are basically "replaced" by gangsters, so they drive around etc aswell.

Spawning Objects

Hunter
Tanker
Dozer *
Jetpack
Parachute
Katana
Rhino/Tank
Ranger
Caddy
Hotring Racer 1
Hotring Racer 2
Bloodring Banger
Stretch Limo
Romero's Hearse
Trashmaster
Quad
Hydra
Vortex
Monster Truck
Stunt Plane

Vehicles

All cars have nitros
Cars float away *
Bump into another vehicle and it will rise into the air and float away. It will float in whichever direction you hit it from, and the angle at which it floats depends on the force you hit it at.
Traffic is country vehicles *
All traffic is replaced with vehicles normally found in the countryside.
Traffic is country vehicles (minus hillbilly gear)
This is the same as the other 'traffic is country vehicles' cheat, although you don't recieve the hillbilly gear.
Traffic is crap cars
Invisible Cars
All vehicles invisible except motorbikes (only the wheels are invisible).
Improved Handling
(Hit R3 to jump)
Faster Cars
Aggressive Traffic
Reduced Traffic *

No peds and only an occasional car on the street. Parked cars still spawn. Great for cruising. Still enough cars that you're not totally stranded if you wreck your ride.
Drive on Water
Destroy all vehicles
Taxis have nitrous *
Cannot be turned off. When code is typed in a second time, the "cheat activated" text is again displayed.
Fast/Rare cars appear regularly *
Black Traffic
Pink Traffic
Traffic Lights Green
Cars Fly *
But not like they did in Vice City. The controls are more accurate, and the whole process is just like flying a normal plane.
Boats Fly
Vehicle of Death
Any vehicle the player is using becomes invincible and gains the ability to instantly destroy anything it touches.
Massive Bunny Hops
CJ has the ability to bunny hop on the BMX over massive distances.

Gameplay

Chaos Mode
Pedestrians riot, just like they do in the final mission strand. Houses are on fire, people run down the streets carrying TV's and so on..
Elvis is alive
All pedestrians are Elvis.
Peds Attack (Guns)
Ninja Theme *
Peds are all Asian dudes with katanas. Traffic is black PCJ-600's, and BF-400's, and FCR-900's. Even cop cars are all black. Get katana.
Funhouse Theme *
CJ's appearance changes - a clown nose appears, red hair etc. Pedestrians are replaced with cluckin' bell/well stacked pizza/burger shot workers, and so on. Ice cream vans are seen regularly, and more..
Slut Magnet *
Attract sluts with sex toys & get gimp suit.
Full Weapon Aiming Whilst Driving *
Aim and shoot at passing pedestrians/vehicles, just like your homies would during drive-by shootings.
Peds Come After You
Pedestrians Riot
Pedestrians Carry Weapons
Move Fast
Jump High
CJ can now jump 10 times as high as before. Falling down will deduct from health.
Mega Punch *
Punches send people flying into the next block. One hit kills. Watch out, peds have it too!
Beach Party
Pedestrians turn into girls wearing swimsuits. Vehicles are also beach style and CJ will be dressed in shorts and sandals.

Weather & Time

Orange Sky *
Just like those early preview screens they released, like the one where Carl has a giant hand. This cheat locks the clock at 21:00.
Speed Up Clock
Slow Down Clock
Sunny
Really Sunny
Cloudy
Cloudy #2
Foggy
Stormy
Sandstorm *
Always Midnight *
Clock stopped at 00:00. Weird sudden weather changes. If you kill yourself, the time stays at 12:00.

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