Retro Game Walkthroughs for Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PlayStation 2)
Submitted By: cheatman
Rock Band Missions
------------------------ I. Love Juice ------------------------
The Love Fist wants you to go get some drugs for them called
"Love Juice". On your radar is a pink blip, go there and drive
your fast car or motorcycle and enter the pink aura, then beep
the horn. A guy will come up and take your money and not give
you the drugs. Chase down after him and his PCJ-600 and run him
over. He has a shotgun with him, so watch out. After the dealer
is dead, take the briefcase and then you get a call asking you
to pick up Mercedes so that the Love Fist can have some company.
So, go pick Mercedes up and you have a time of 1:30 (1 minute,
30 seconds) to get her to the band and the drugs too before they
go on stage. EMAIL FROM: M16 Love Fist wand some drugs so take a
fast like a Banshee and park it in a way so it is easy to get
out of that little ally. (ie: back it in) The guy will come and
take you money and try to getaway on a PCG 600. Catch up with
your fast and knock him off the bike and run him over. You will
get a call telling you to pick up a girl for them. Take the
briefcase and get on his PCG 600. The PCG 600 is good for this
last part of the mission because you can weave through cars go
pick her up and now you will have a minute and 30 seconds to get
her back to the VRock station. She hops on the PCG 600 and go
down the ramp and take a right. That should be the route that
goes past Leaf Links Golf Course. This route is fast and if
there are any cars just weave though them. If your going fast
enough you should make it there with 20 seconds to spare with no
problem. EMAIL FROM: Rich M. The best way I've found to get the
guy off of the bike is to not try to keep with him in traffic
(as he weaves a lot), but instead to use your Uzi (or MAC10) and
keep shooting while maintaining a comfortable distance behind
him. When a stray bullet hits him, he'll be off the bike and
dead, leaving you free to pick up the "stuff" and go get the
girl.
------------------------ II. Psycho Killer
------------------------
There is a stalker going after the band abd the band is afraid
when they heard that this stalker is going to kill them. Jump in
the Love Fist limo and go to the pink aura next to the pizza
place. Watch the scene here and one of the fans is the stalker.
He or she will jump into the car and drive away. You need to
keep an eye on this car for this whole mission because it won't
appear on your radar. Try to get it in flame before it goes
anywhere else. There seems to be more cars on the road for this
mission as well.
------------------------ III. Publicity Tour
------------------------
Love Fist wants to go on a tour and they need you to drive the
car. The Love Fist limo is packed with a bomb that will explode
the car if you drive too slow or stop. Have you ever watched the
movie Speed? with the bus? just like that. If not, you need to
stay on the gas for about 2 minutes or close around there until
a member in the band disarm the bomb. After that, take the band
to the stage in Downtown. EMAIL FROM: Mark For "Publicity Tour",
there is a place where you can safely drive around for a bit
while the worthless Love Fist guys defuse the bomb. From the
start of the mission, immediately make a u-turn and go towards
the stadium/racing ring (you may need to familiarize yourself
with its location before-hand). You can go around the back of
the ring without encountering any traffic (except for briefly
getting back on the small straightaway that's directly in front
of the ring). You don't even have to go that fast; if you see
the detonation meter start to fill up, just accelerate a bit
more. Anyway that's the easiest way I've found to do it. EMAIL
FROM: Rich M. Rather than swinging a U-turn and then getting
onto the dirt ring you can carry on straight ahead. The left
turn ahead is a pretty gentle curve that is best taken at speed
(with little risk of spinning out) by heading for the inside
curb. This road takes you onto the main, 4-lane road that
stretches clear to the South side. Keep to the right on this
road and it will curve slowly right and then start to come back
on itself. By the time you've come back around the South curve
Love Fist (incompetent wankers that they are) should have
defused the bomb. Then it's a leisurely trip back to the Stadium
for the big gig.
Biker Missions
------------------------ I. Alloy Wheels of Steel
------------------------
Go inside the Greasy Chopper and meet Mitch Baker, the biker. He
will give you respect if you can handle the motorcycle. Go
outside and get on the Angel or the Freeway, your choice, and
then get in the pink aura to start the race. Now, here are the
rules... no shooting or hitting the other bikers or you will
lose the race. You need to go from checkpoint to checkpoint and
TAKE IT EASY when you go on a turn. The other bikers will just
run straight in the wall and tumble and all that other stuff.
You can easily win this race if you haven't fall off the
motorcycle. So, like I said, if you have to take a turn, then go
SLOW. EMAIL FROM: Robert M. Here is another way to finish the
"Alloy wheels of Steel" mission. When the mission starts and the
other bike riders are at the starting point, do not get on a
bike right away. Go and find the biggest cars/vans/trucks you
can find, go around the block so that your vehicles are facing
the other bike riders, and park your vehicles in a straight line
in front of them. Do not touch the riders with the vehicles, and
do not go too far away to find vehicles, or the ones you have
already parked in front of the bike riders might disappear; but
as long as you dont use too many or leave an area of a block or
two from the starting point you should be ok. Also, the most
important points are dont leave any gaps in front of the riders,
and dont use any really small vehicles, like other motorcycles,
to block the riders. Otherwise, they'll blow right thru your
road block. As long as you use normal-sized cars, usually only
two or three, you should be ok. Finally, make sure you leave a
small gap on the far lefthand side of the sidewalk near where
your motorcycle starting point is. Then, get on a bike and goto
your starting point. If all goes well, you can laugh as you
breifly see the other riders slam into the parked cars as you go
flying thru your gap. They probably wont fall off their bikes,
but they will get turned over or around enough to give you a
huge lead, I basically coasted with a 2:11 time and won the race
with no other riders in sight (I even fell off 2 times).
------------------------ II. Messing with The Man
------------------------
Mitch wants you to be the biggest baddest person in Vice City.
To do this, you need to stir up a riot and get your Chaos level
filled up. You have 2 minutes to stir up a large riot. To get
the meter to go up, you need to kill people, shoot at cars, etc.
The easiest way to beat this mission quickly is if you rack up 6
stars before doing this mission and steal a tank and then drop
it off at the Hyman Condo, then save. Take the tank out and go
to the Greasy Chopper to start the mission, then all you got to
do now is drive. EMAIL FROM: Mark Before even beginning "Messing
With the Man," I always park about 3-4 cars in front of Mitch's
Bar. Also, it's good to have a shitload of health and armor, a
lot of M4 ammo, and a lot of spaz ammo (all of which except the
health can be gotten at the ammunation on the left island).
After the cutscene that initiates the mission, immediately take
out the spaz and begin destroying the 3-4 parked cars in front
of the bar (note that the spaz fires pretty rapidly if you hold
down the x button). This should move your chaos meter up a bit
and bring some cops. Run to the northeast (up-right) of Mitch's
bar (if you're facing away from it) to where a wall and an
opening is. If you look in the alley to the left of the opening,
you'll find body armor. Save it for when you start taking some
major damage. Now get your wanted level up to at least 3 stars
(should be easy with your arsenal). Continue to use the spaz on
all the cop cars and cops themselves. For the cars, don't use
the auto-aim, but do use the auto-aim for the cops (R1 and cycle
using L2/R2). When the police maverick (helicopter) comes, take
it out using your M4 (takes a while but your chaos meter will
jump). Your chaos meter should be about 2/3 or 3/4 full by now.
After taking out the helicopter, switch to your spaz and finish
the job. Remember the body armor if you need it. *The most
important thing to remember is that blowing up cars fills up
your chaos meter infinitely quicker than killing people.* You
will retain your wanted level after the mission is done, so get
the hell out of there. EMAIL FROM: MScottH Save at Scumhole
shack. Get your wanted level up to 3 or 4 before you start the
mission and immediately run up to scumhole shack after you
regain control. Kill all the vehicles (especially hellicopters)
except ambulances. Use an M-60 and the MP-5. When I passed the
first time I jacked an FBI Rancher but there was an Fbi guy
onboard. He cried all the way to pay and spray, and then back to
the mansion. I got out and shot him, went upstairs and saved. I
use the m-60 instead of the rocket launcher because if you shoot
the rocket launcher to close to the edge of a building, through
a railing, or at a target that is close, you die. The m-60 is
much more forgiving! Wish you could use elevation on the
chaingun. Its realy only usefull in a garage! EMAIL FROM:
Golfmaster The easiest way to beat this mission is to first
acquire the flamethrower at the star shaped pool by diaz's
mansion, then park a couple cars in front of the biker bar
place. After that get the mission and then start using the
flamethrower on the cars and the people on the sidewalks, your
bar should go up super fast and you should have it beat within
15 to 30 seconds. EMAIL FROM: Deoji I discovered this little
trick and it makes the mission ridiculously easy. Before
accecpting mission load up on rocket launchers (in the pool
behind Hooker Inn in Vice Port) then start the mission killing
pedestrians. I stood on the staircase on the way to shack. once
a cop shows up switch to the rocket launcher and blow up his
squad car. now here is the trick keep shooting the destroyed cop
car and your chaos meter shoots right up. The game doesnt
recognize that the squad car is already destroyed I completed
the mission with 45 secends to spare.
------------------------ III. Hog Tied ------------------------
Mitch tells you that you that a local gang stole his bike and
he needs you to go get it back for him. After that, a scene
shows you the Ammu-Nation and the long stairway across the
street from it, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah? For
real? then go do it! First off, make sure you have a good gun
like an Uzi or Tec-9 and get on a bike, not a moped. Go to the
yellow blip on your radar then you need to be at full-speed on
your bike to go up that long stairway to get onto the top of the
Ammu-Nation. Some gang members will be up there, kill them, then
go down the stairs on the opposite side and then kill the rest
of the gang down there. Grab Mitch's bike and then bring it back
to him! EMAIL FROM: Rich M. I've heard a lot of people complain
about the Cuban roadblocks between where you rescue the bike and
the Greasy Chopper. I found an easy way to get there bypassing
all that noise. Simply ride around to the street that runs East
from the Love Fist studio (the one with the Ammunation on it).
This takes you to the bridge that leads to prawn Island. Just to
the right side of that bridge is a gap between the bridge itself
and the building on the street. Take the bike through this gap,
turn right and you're on your way to the Greasy Chopper totally
unmolested.
Umberto Robina
------------------------ I. Stunt Boat Challenge
------------------------
It may sounds and looks like an easy mission to pass, but it's
not. You need to go from checkpoint to checkpoint then turn
around and go all the way back to the start. Several checkpoints
requires you to use the ramp to reach it. You may get stuck on
the land when you jump up off the first ramp, I know I did and
wasted at least 1 minute. So, to get pass this successfully,
steer your boat easily and when you are going in a turn, release
the gas then turn left or right then press the gas again after
that.
------------------------ II. Cannon Fodder
------------------------
Stop by Cafe Robina's for the 2nd time to get involved some
ground action! shooting involved! Interested? Make sure you have
a Sniper Rifle and an Uzi or some kind of a machine gun, and
also make sure your armor and health meter is full. Pick up a
van or a Greenwood driving around because you'll bring some
Cubans with you. Drive down to the pink marker and you'll be in
for some action. Take out the car and whoever is leftover behind
the car to get pass the first part of this mission quickly.
Three Cubans will be rushing down in the alley and all of the
sudden their head got blown off! ah! there's a sniper on the
roof up ahead, take him out and the Haitians in the alley as
well. Keep going until you reach the big area full of Haitians,
take all of them out and then take the van and drive it back to
Cafe Robina's
------------------------ III. Naval Engagement
------------------------
Umberto wants you to go grab the shipment from the Haitians and
kill them. Grab a car and go meet Rico near Vice Port. Now,
Rico's boat is full of holes and it won't hold for long, You
need a good weapon for this type of business. You got at least
10 Haitians on the dock and some more on the boats. Take the
ones on the boat out and then Rico will get you on the dock. Got
a sniper rifle? good, take all of them men out and then grab the
two briefcases (yellow blips) and then GET OUT OF HERE!! why?
because once Rico's boat explodes, you automatically get 4
Wanted Stars for that, just jack a fast car and head back to
Umberto's place to complete this mission! EMAIL FROM: Ling After
destroying the two Haitian boats and the men on the dock/by the
house, you will probably have a wanted level of 2 by then. Don't
collect the briefcases yet. Instead, run out to the street, take
any car, avoid the cops, and drive to the nearest Pay N' Spray
(the one on the same street as Cherry Poppers). With your wanted
level gone, you can take your time to steal the fastest car
possible (preferably Cheetah), and park it next to the
briefcases. When your wanted level shoots up to 4, you now have
an immediate escape with a fast car, which you can again take to
Pay N' Spray without much police hassle to complete the mission.
------------------------ IV. Trojan Voodoo
------------------------
Pick up a Voodoo first (there is one out in front of Auntie
Poulet's house) and then head back to where Umberto is. He wants
you to blow up the Haitian' compound. Get in the Voodoo and Pepe
will come with you to go meet Rico outside the compound. Follow
Rico in the compound and you need to set 3 bombs up inside the
compound. Don't worry about the Haitians since the Cubans will
take care of them, just worry about the bomb and the timer. When
you plant the first bomb on the right, you have 1 minute to
plant two more bombs in the place and leave. The second place to
plant the bomb is around the corner and the third place is up on
the 2nd floor. You will have about 20-30 seconds left on your
clock, leave IMMEDIATELY! You can take the Voodoo, but you can't
leave the compond because the gate is closed. In the area where
the gate is while you are running on foot, turn right and right
again to go up the steps to get on top of the building. Watch
the compound crumbles into pieces and you will be given $10,000!
EMAIL FROM: Ryan S. I found this mission to be much easier if
instead of going straight to arming the bombs, you first kill
all the Haitians. The easiest way to do so, I think, is to
immediately run over/drive-by all the Haitians before parking in
the pink blip. Then, do not leave your vehicle when instructed,
and instead, run over the Haitians that have appeared since you
parked. It is easy to enter the building and run over/drive-by
these Haitians, too. After you've killed all the Haitians, it is
much easier to arm all the bombs and escape to the roof in time.
EMAIL FROM: Randy When setting the bombs, be sure to set the
bomb on the second floor (the one farthest away) first. Set the
second bomb under the stairs next and save the one next to the
door for last. Will keep you from getting blown up before you
reach cover.
Auntie Poulet
------------------------ I. Juju Scramble
------------------------
Auntie Poulet wants you to go pick up some stashes for her
before the cops get to it. There are 3 stashes and they aren't
very far from here. Jack a car and go to where the yellow blip
is on the radar and it is a good idea to park it next to the
ramp that leads up to the roof where the 1st stash is. Grab it
and a spy will catch you and you'll get 2 Wanted Stars. Run out
of here and get back in your car and go to where the 2nd stash
is, just stop right next to it so when you get out of the car,
it'll take you 1 millisecond to get it and then jump right back
in the car and drive over to the last stash, and be careful now!
you got 4 Wanted Stars! If the cops or SWAT catch your car on
fire, just immediately leave the car and run to the 3rd stash
and run back to Auntie Poulet via several shortcuts. Don't take
the main road or side roads because the Police cars and
Enforcers are all over the street. EMAIL FROM: A. Raja On this
mission you should do it in a police car as the police get a bit
confussed when they are chasing you, and this gives you a bit of
breathing space
------------------------ II. Bombs Away!
------------------------
This time, Poulet wants you to destroy the Cuban boats out
around Starfish Island. Drive over to where the Top Fun van is
and then enter it. You'll be driving the RC Baron plane. You
need to go over to where the Cubans are and drop a bomb on them
by pressing the O (circle) button. Destroy the three boats and
their getaway car and that's it. The only hard part is
controlling the little plane. EMAIL FROM: Circle Tilde Instead
of trying to waste your time and efforts attempting to bomb the
boats and car.. just fly the first plane over to the Cubans and
LAND the plane in the large backyard where the Cuban car is
parked at. Then all you have to do is (while STILL on the
ground) run into the men on the ground. This will kill them
after a bit, and they are too stupid not to do anything about
it. After all of the men are dead, you can then focus your
efforts on blowing up the boats. Just drive the plane off the
pier onto one of the boats (preferably the middle one) and
release the bomb. You are unable to release it while you are on
the ground so you must time the release carefully as you fall
off the edge of the pier. EMAIL FROM: Ryan S. Because the RC
Plane is so difficult to accurately control, and the bombs are
so difficult to deliver accurately, I found this mission to be
much easier if you first kill all the Cubans on the dock beside
their boat before you drop any bombs. To do so, land your RC
plane behind the house and taxi to the dock area. All that is
required is to run over each Cuban a few times (depends on
speed) until they stay motionless and a pool of blood begins to
form under them. Be careful not to fall into the water, and
also, try to avoid pushing the Cubans (if you do not hit them
fast enough, the plane will only push them) into their boats.
Once you've killed all the Cubans, you can take off and begin
bombing the boats (now much easier because they are stationary,
as no one is there to flee with them).
------------------------ III. Dirty Lickin's
------------------------
Poulet wants you to go help her boys out (the Haitians) and help
them beat the Cubans. They have their own surprise, but you have
a better one. Tommy will grab the sniper rifle off the table.
You don't need a car, just turn left out of Poulet's house and
go to that spot on the roof, but you might want to take the
Adrenaline pill below the step. Step in the pink aura and snipe
off all the Cubans (wearing a shirt with a red cirle on it or
they wear tan clothes). A van of four Cubans will pull up later,
take them four out as well. 7 more Cubans will be rushing across
the field from the north and kill them all to complete the
mission.
Phil Cassidy
------------------------ I. Gun Runner ------------------------
A simple mission, a Mexican gang has the goodies and Phil wants
you to go take it from them. There are at least 4 trucks called
Walton that has the goodies in the back, and you need to ram
into the truck hard enough for the package to drop out from the
back and then pick it up. The Mexicans will go after you in the
truck, but it wouldn't be a big deal if you have a drive-by type
gun on you. EMAIL FROM: GTA-Nut After completing the Malibu Club
assets, the Phil levels are open. For this level, Phil wants you
to take out some arms dealers. Take his patriot and head left or
right, its your preferance. Ram one of the vans at full speed
and if necessary tap it more till it drops the weapon. Once it
does, get out and collect the weapon (you may need to use L1 to
switch weapons) but be careful! The van you just rammed will
come back for another assault. If you can, destroy it, as you
will need to later anyway. The next vehicle will have a gunner
on the back, so be careful. Use the same ramming tactic, but i
wouldn't get out due to the gunner until you have destroyed
them. Try to attack them with your Uzi drive-by style. Once you
have collected the first two packages, they will call for
backup. Don't panic, its just a few idiots on bikes with
dangerous guns. If you're in a car, you can smack em down easily
(you get $100 bonus for each guy you kill) but if you walk, you
are an easy target. Try to ignore them and focus on the weapon
carriers. Don't forget you need to destroy the vehicles also. If
you need more armour in this level (i know i did a few times)
try to find where the two armours are in this area. One near the
Greasy Biker area in a garage near the road and the other in the
stairway of the entrance to the boatyard area. Take your time on
this mission and don't rush it and you will pass it fine.
------------------------ II. Boomshine Saigon
------------------------
The dizziest mission ever. Watch the hilarious scene of drunk
Phil trying to set off a bomb. After that, with Phil's bleeding
and you drunk, you need to drive Phil to the hospital and the
driving isn't that easy at all. The screen will wavers back and
forth while you are driving and its really hard for you to focus
on the road. As long as you don't turn too much on the straight
roads, no problem. When you arrive at the hospital, Phil tells
you that he doesn't wanna go in there because of cops so he will
tell you to go to the place in Little Havana, which isn't far
from the hospital. EMAIL FROM: GTA-Nut An easy level. Phil,
being the idiot he is, gets drunk on paint stripper and messes
around with a bomb....you can guess what happens. Take him to
the hospital not far down the road on the right. Sounds simple?
You're drunk also, as Phil says, 'The road is like jelly'. The
best bet is to use the screen to look out for cars and use tha
radar to position where you are going. Once you get closer, the
drunken effect wears off abit, so you should be able to go it
normally. Once you've done this, you've completed the Phil's
assets! You can now buy all kinds of seriously powerful hardware
from this guy. For just two missions, its worth it.
------------------------ I. Love Juice ------------------------
The Love Fist wants you to go get some drugs for them called
"Love Juice". On your radar is a pink blip, go there and drive
your fast car or motorcycle and enter the pink aura, then beep
the horn. A guy will come up and take your money and not give
you the drugs. Chase down after him and his PCJ-600 and run him
over. He has a shotgun with him, so watch out. After the dealer
is dead, take the briefcase and then you get a call asking you
to pick up Mercedes so that the Love Fist can have some company.
So, go pick Mercedes up and you have a time of 1:30 (1 minute,
30 seconds) to get her to the band and the drugs too before they
go on stage. EMAIL FROM: M16 Love Fist wand some drugs so take a
fast like a Banshee and park it in a way so it is easy to get
out of that little ally. (ie: back it in) The guy will come and
take you money and try to getaway on a PCG 600. Catch up with
your fast and knock him off the bike and run him over. You will
get a call telling you to pick up a girl for them. Take the
briefcase and get on his PCG 600. The PCG 600 is good for this
last part of the mission because you can weave through cars go
pick her up and now you will have a minute and 30 seconds to get
her back to the VRock station. She hops on the PCG 600 and go
down the ramp and take a right. That should be the route that
goes past Leaf Links Golf Course. This route is fast and if
there are any cars just weave though them. If your going fast
enough you should make it there with 20 seconds to spare with no
problem. EMAIL FROM: Rich M. The best way I've found to get the
guy off of the bike is to not try to keep with him in traffic
(as he weaves a lot), but instead to use your Uzi (or MAC10) and
keep shooting while maintaining a comfortable distance behind
him. When a stray bullet hits him, he'll be off the bike and
dead, leaving you free to pick up the "stuff" and go get the
girl.
------------------------ II. Psycho Killer
------------------------
There is a stalker going after the band abd the band is afraid
when they heard that this stalker is going to kill them. Jump in
the Love Fist limo and go to the pink aura next to the pizza
place. Watch the scene here and one of the fans is the stalker.
He or she will jump into the car and drive away. You need to
keep an eye on this car for this whole mission because it won't
appear on your radar. Try to get it in flame before it goes
anywhere else. There seems to be more cars on the road for this
mission as well.
------------------------ III. Publicity Tour
------------------------
Love Fist wants to go on a tour and they need you to drive the
car. The Love Fist limo is packed with a bomb that will explode
the car if you drive too slow or stop. Have you ever watched the
movie Speed? with the bus? just like that. If not, you need to
stay on the gas for about 2 minutes or close around there until
a member in the band disarm the bomb. After that, take the band
to the stage in Downtown. EMAIL FROM: Mark For "Publicity Tour",
there is a place where you can safely drive around for a bit
while the worthless Love Fist guys defuse the bomb. From the
start of the mission, immediately make a u-turn and go towards
the stadium/racing ring (you may need to familiarize yourself
with its location before-hand). You can go around the back of
the ring without encountering any traffic (except for briefly
getting back on the small straightaway that's directly in front
of the ring). You don't even have to go that fast; if you see
the detonation meter start to fill up, just accelerate a bit
more. Anyway that's the easiest way I've found to do it. EMAIL
FROM: Rich M. Rather than swinging a U-turn and then getting
onto the dirt ring you can carry on straight ahead. The left
turn ahead is a pretty gentle curve that is best taken at speed
(with little risk of spinning out) by heading for the inside
curb. This road takes you onto the main, 4-lane road that
stretches clear to the South side. Keep to the right on this
road and it will curve slowly right and then start to come back
on itself. By the time you've come back around the South curve
Love Fist (incompetent wankers that they are) should have
defused the bomb. Then it's a leisurely trip back to the Stadium
for the big gig.
Biker Missions
------------------------ I. Alloy Wheels of Steel
------------------------
Go inside the Greasy Chopper and meet Mitch Baker, the biker. He
will give you respect if you can handle the motorcycle. Go
outside and get on the Angel or the Freeway, your choice, and
then get in the pink aura to start the race. Now, here are the
rules... no shooting or hitting the other bikers or you will
lose the race. You need to go from checkpoint to checkpoint and
TAKE IT EASY when you go on a turn. The other bikers will just
run straight in the wall and tumble and all that other stuff.
You can easily win this race if you haven't fall off the
motorcycle. So, like I said, if you have to take a turn, then go
SLOW. EMAIL FROM: Robert M. Here is another way to finish the
"Alloy wheels of Steel" mission. When the mission starts and the
other bike riders are at the starting point, do not get on a
bike right away. Go and find the biggest cars/vans/trucks you
can find, go around the block so that your vehicles are facing
the other bike riders, and park your vehicles in a straight line
in front of them. Do not touch the riders with the vehicles, and
do not go too far away to find vehicles, or the ones you have
already parked in front of the bike riders might disappear; but
as long as you dont use too many or leave an area of a block or
two from the starting point you should be ok. Also, the most
important points are dont leave any gaps in front of the riders,
and dont use any really small vehicles, like other motorcycles,
to block the riders. Otherwise, they'll blow right thru your
road block. As long as you use normal-sized cars, usually only
two or three, you should be ok. Finally, make sure you leave a
small gap on the far lefthand side of the sidewalk near where
your motorcycle starting point is. Then, get on a bike and goto
your starting point. If all goes well, you can laugh as you
breifly see the other riders slam into the parked cars as you go
flying thru your gap. They probably wont fall off their bikes,
but they will get turned over or around enough to give you a
huge lead, I basically coasted with a 2:11 time and won the race
with no other riders in sight (I even fell off 2 times).
------------------------ II. Messing with The Man
------------------------
Mitch wants you to be the biggest baddest person in Vice City.
To do this, you need to stir up a riot and get your Chaos level
filled up. You have 2 minutes to stir up a large riot. To get
the meter to go up, you need to kill people, shoot at cars, etc.
The easiest way to beat this mission quickly is if you rack up 6
stars before doing this mission and steal a tank and then drop
it off at the Hyman Condo, then save. Take the tank out and go
to the Greasy Chopper to start the mission, then all you got to
do now is drive. EMAIL FROM: Mark Before even beginning "Messing
With the Man," I always park about 3-4 cars in front of Mitch's
Bar. Also, it's good to have a shitload of health and armor, a
lot of M4 ammo, and a lot of spaz ammo (all of which except the
health can be gotten at the ammunation on the left island).
After the cutscene that initiates the mission, immediately take
out the spaz and begin destroying the 3-4 parked cars in front
of the bar (note that the spaz fires pretty rapidly if you hold
down the x button). This should move your chaos meter up a bit
and bring some cops. Run to the northeast (up-right) of Mitch's
bar (if you're facing away from it) to where a wall and an
opening is. If you look in the alley to the left of the opening,
you'll find body armor. Save it for when you start taking some
major damage. Now get your wanted level up to at least 3 stars
(should be easy with your arsenal). Continue to use the spaz on
all the cop cars and cops themselves. For the cars, don't use
the auto-aim, but do use the auto-aim for the cops (R1 and cycle
using L2/R2). When the police maverick (helicopter) comes, take
it out using your M4 (takes a while but your chaos meter will
jump). Your chaos meter should be about 2/3 or 3/4 full by now.
After taking out the helicopter, switch to your spaz and finish
the job. Remember the body armor if you need it. *The most
important thing to remember is that blowing up cars fills up
your chaos meter infinitely quicker than killing people.* You
will retain your wanted level after the mission is done, so get
the hell out of there. EMAIL FROM: MScottH Save at Scumhole
shack. Get your wanted level up to 3 or 4 before you start the
mission and immediately run up to scumhole shack after you
regain control. Kill all the vehicles (especially hellicopters)
except ambulances. Use an M-60 and the MP-5. When I passed the
first time I jacked an FBI Rancher but there was an Fbi guy
onboard. He cried all the way to pay and spray, and then back to
the mansion. I got out and shot him, went upstairs and saved. I
use the m-60 instead of the rocket launcher because if you shoot
the rocket launcher to close to the edge of a building, through
a railing, or at a target that is close, you die. The m-60 is
much more forgiving! Wish you could use elevation on the
chaingun. Its realy only usefull in a garage! EMAIL FROM:
Golfmaster The easiest way to beat this mission is to first
acquire the flamethrower at the star shaped pool by diaz's
mansion, then park a couple cars in front of the biker bar
place. After that get the mission and then start using the
flamethrower on the cars and the people on the sidewalks, your
bar should go up super fast and you should have it beat within
15 to 30 seconds. EMAIL FROM: Deoji I discovered this little
trick and it makes the mission ridiculously easy. Before
accecpting mission load up on rocket launchers (in the pool
behind Hooker Inn in Vice Port) then start the mission killing
pedestrians. I stood on the staircase on the way to shack. once
a cop shows up switch to the rocket launcher and blow up his
squad car. now here is the trick keep shooting the destroyed cop
car and your chaos meter shoots right up. The game doesnt
recognize that the squad car is already destroyed I completed
the mission with 45 secends to spare.
------------------------ III. Hog Tied ------------------------
Mitch tells you that you that a local gang stole his bike and
he needs you to go get it back for him. After that, a scene
shows you the Ammu-Nation and the long stairway across the
street from it, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah? For
real? then go do it! First off, make sure you have a good gun
like an Uzi or Tec-9 and get on a bike, not a moped. Go to the
yellow blip on your radar then you need to be at full-speed on
your bike to go up that long stairway to get onto the top of the
Ammu-Nation. Some gang members will be up there, kill them, then
go down the stairs on the opposite side and then kill the rest
of the gang down there. Grab Mitch's bike and then bring it back
to him! EMAIL FROM: Rich M. I've heard a lot of people complain
about the Cuban roadblocks between where you rescue the bike and
the Greasy Chopper. I found an easy way to get there bypassing
all that noise. Simply ride around to the street that runs East
from the Love Fist studio (the one with the Ammunation on it).
This takes you to the bridge that leads to prawn Island. Just to
the right side of that bridge is a gap between the bridge itself
and the building on the street. Take the bike through this gap,
turn right and you're on your way to the Greasy Chopper totally
unmolested.
Umberto Robina
------------------------ I. Stunt Boat Challenge
------------------------
It may sounds and looks like an easy mission to pass, but it's
not. You need to go from checkpoint to checkpoint then turn
around and go all the way back to the start. Several checkpoints
requires you to use the ramp to reach it. You may get stuck on
the land when you jump up off the first ramp, I know I did and
wasted at least 1 minute. So, to get pass this successfully,
steer your boat easily and when you are going in a turn, release
the gas then turn left or right then press the gas again after
that.
------------------------ II. Cannon Fodder
------------------------
Stop by Cafe Robina's for the 2nd time to get involved some
ground action! shooting involved! Interested? Make sure you have
a Sniper Rifle and an Uzi or some kind of a machine gun, and
also make sure your armor and health meter is full. Pick up a
van or a Greenwood driving around because you'll bring some
Cubans with you. Drive down to the pink marker and you'll be in
for some action. Take out the car and whoever is leftover behind
the car to get pass the first part of this mission quickly.
Three Cubans will be rushing down in the alley and all of the
sudden their head got blown off! ah! there's a sniper on the
roof up ahead, take him out and the Haitians in the alley as
well. Keep going until you reach the big area full of Haitians,
take all of them out and then take the van and drive it back to
Cafe Robina's
------------------------ III. Naval Engagement
------------------------
Umberto wants you to go grab the shipment from the Haitians and
kill them. Grab a car and go meet Rico near Vice Port. Now,
Rico's boat is full of holes and it won't hold for long, You
need a good weapon for this type of business. You got at least
10 Haitians on the dock and some more on the boats. Take the
ones on the boat out and then Rico will get you on the dock. Got
a sniper rifle? good, take all of them men out and then grab the
two briefcases (yellow blips) and then GET OUT OF HERE!! why?
because once Rico's boat explodes, you automatically get 4
Wanted Stars for that, just jack a fast car and head back to
Umberto's place to complete this mission! EMAIL FROM: Ling After
destroying the two Haitian boats and the men on the dock/by the
house, you will probably have a wanted level of 2 by then. Don't
collect the briefcases yet. Instead, run out to the street, take
any car, avoid the cops, and drive to the nearest Pay N' Spray
(the one on the same street as Cherry Poppers). With your wanted
level gone, you can take your time to steal the fastest car
possible (preferably Cheetah), and park it next to the
briefcases. When your wanted level shoots up to 4, you now have
an immediate escape with a fast car, which you can again take to
Pay N' Spray without much police hassle to complete the mission.
------------------------ IV. Trojan Voodoo
------------------------
Pick up a Voodoo first (there is one out in front of Auntie
Poulet's house) and then head back to where Umberto is. He wants
you to blow up the Haitian' compound. Get in the Voodoo and Pepe
will come with you to go meet Rico outside the compound. Follow
Rico in the compound and you need to set 3 bombs up inside the
compound. Don't worry about the Haitians since the Cubans will
take care of them, just worry about the bomb and the timer. When
you plant the first bomb on the right, you have 1 minute to
plant two more bombs in the place and leave. The second place to
plant the bomb is around the corner and the third place is up on
the 2nd floor. You will have about 20-30 seconds left on your
clock, leave IMMEDIATELY! You can take the Voodoo, but you can't
leave the compond because the gate is closed. In the area where
the gate is while you are running on foot, turn right and right
again to go up the steps to get on top of the building. Watch
the compound crumbles into pieces and you will be given $10,000!
EMAIL FROM: Ryan S. I found this mission to be much easier if
instead of going straight to arming the bombs, you first kill
all the Haitians. The easiest way to do so, I think, is to
immediately run over/drive-by all the Haitians before parking in
the pink blip. Then, do not leave your vehicle when instructed,
and instead, run over the Haitians that have appeared since you
parked. It is easy to enter the building and run over/drive-by
these Haitians, too. After you've killed all the Haitians, it is
much easier to arm all the bombs and escape to the roof in time.
EMAIL FROM: Randy When setting the bombs, be sure to set the
bomb on the second floor (the one farthest away) first. Set the
second bomb under the stairs next and save the one next to the
door for last. Will keep you from getting blown up before you
reach cover.
Auntie Poulet
------------------------ I. Juju Scramble
------------------------
Auntie Poulet wants you to go pick up some stashes for her
before the cops get to it. There are 3 stashes and they aren't
very far from here. Jack a car and go to where the yellow blip
is on the radar and it is a good idea to park it next to the
ramp that leads up to the roof where the 1st stash is. Grab it
and a spy will catch you and you'll get 2 Wanted Stars. Run out
of here and get back in your car and go to where the 2nd stash
is, just stop right next to it so when you get out of the car,
it'll take you 1 millisecond to get it and then jump right back
in the car and drive over to the last stash, and be careful now!
you got 4 Wanted Stars! If the cops or SWAT catch your car on
fire, just immediately leave the car and run to the 3rd stash
and run back to Auntie Poulet via several shortcuts. Don't take
the main road or side roads because the Police cars and
Enforcers are all over the street. EMAIL FROM: A. Raja On this
mission you should do it in a police car as the police get a bit
confussed when they are chasing you, and this gives you a bit of
breathing space
------------------------ II. Bombs Away!
------------------------
This time, Poulet wants you to destroy the Cuban boats out
around Starfish Island. Drive over to where the Top Fun van is
and then enter it. You'll be driving the RC Baron plane. You
need to go over to where the Cubans are and drop a bomb on them
by pressing the O (circle) button. Destroy the three boats and
their getaway car and that's it. The only hard part is
controlling the little plane. EMAIL FROM: Circle Tilde Instead
of trying to waste your time and efforts attempting to bomb the
boats and car.. just fly the first plane over to the Cubans and
LAND the plane in the large backyard where the Cuban car is
parked at. Then all you have to do is (while STILL on the
ground) run into the men on the ground. This will kill them
after a bit, and they are too stupid not to do anything about
it. After all of the men are dead, you can then focus your
efforts on blowing up the boats. Just drive the plane off the
pier onto one of the boats (preferably the middle one) and
release the bomb. You are unable to release it while you are on
the ground so you must time the release carefully as you fall
off the edge of the pier. EMAIL FROM: Ryan S. Because the RC
Plane is so difficult to accurately control, and the bombs are
so difficult to deliver accurately, I found this mission to be
much easier if you first kill all the Cubans on the dock beside
their boat before you drop any bombs. To do so, land your RC
plane behind the house and taxi to the dock area. All that is
required is to run over each Cuban a few times (depends on
speed) until they stay motionless and a pool of blood begins to
form under them. Be careful not to fall into the water, and
also, try to avoid pushing the Cubans (if you do not hit them
fast enough, the plane will only push them) into their boats.
Once you've killed all the Cubans, you can take off and begin
bombing the boats (now much easier because they are stationary,
as no one is there to flee with them).
------------------------ III. Dirty Lickin's
------------------------
Poulet wants you to go help her boys out (the Haitians) and help
them beat the Cubans. They have their own surprise, but you have
a better one. Tommy will grab the sniper rifle off the table.
You don't need a car, just turn left out of Poulet's house and
go to that spot on the roof, but you might want to take the
Adrenaline pill below the step. Step in the pink aura and snipe
off all the Cubans (wearing a shirt with a red cirle on it or
they wear tan clothes). A van of four Cubans will pull up later,
take them four out as well. 7 more Cubans will be rushing across
the field from the north and kill them all to complete the
mission.
Phil Cassidy
------------------------ I. Gun Runner ------------------------
A simple mission, a Mexican gang has the goodies and Phil wants
you to go take it from them. There are at least 4 trucks called
Walton that has the goodies in the back, and you need to ram
into the truck hard enough for the package to drop out from the
back and then pick it up. The Mexicans will go after you in the
truck, but it wouldn't be a big deal if you have a drive-by type
gun on you. EMAIL FROM: GTA-Nut After completing the Malibu Club
assets, the Phil levels are open. For this level, Phil wants you
to take out some arms dealers. Take his patriot and head left or
right, its your preferance. Ram one of the vans at full speed
and if necessary tap it more till it drops the weapon. Once it
does, get out and collect the weapon (you may need to use L1 to
switch weapons) but be careful! The van you just rammed will
come back for another assault. If you can, destroy it, as you
will need to later anyway. The next vehicle will have a gunner
on the back, so be careful. Use the same ramming tactic, but i
wouldn't get out due to the gunner until you have destroyed
them. Try to attack them with your Uzi drive-by style. Once you
have collected the first two packages, they will call for
backup. Don't panic, its just a few idiots on bikes with
dangerous guns. If you're in a car, you can smack em down easily
(you get $100 bonus for each guy you kill) but if you walk, you
are an easy target. Try to ignore them and focus on the weapon
carriers. Don't forget you need to destroy the vehicles also. If
you need more armour in this level (i know i did a few times)
try to find where the two armours are in this area. One near the
Greasy Biker area in a garage near the road and the other in the
stairway of the entrance to the boatyard area. Take your time on
this mission and don't rush it and you will pass it fine.
------------------------ II. Boomshine Saigon
------------------------
The dizziest mission ever. Watch the hilarious scene of drunk
Phil trying to set off a bomb. After that, with Phil's bleeding
and you drunk, you need to drive Phil to the hospital and the
driving isn't that easy at all. The screen will wavers back and
forth while you are driving and its really hard for you to focus
on the road. As long as you don't turn too much on the straight
roads, no problem. When you arrive at the hospital, Phil tells
you that he doesn't wanna go in there because of cops so he will
tell you to go to the place in Little Havana, which isn't far
from the hospital. EMAIL FROM: GTA-Nut An easy level. Phil,
being the idiot he is, gets drunk on paint stripper and messes
around with a bomb....you can guess what happens. Take him to
the hospital not far down the road on the right. Sounds simple?
You're drunk also, as Phil says, 'The road is like jelly'. The
best bet is to use the screen to look out for cars and use tha
radar to position where you are going. Once you get closer, the
drunken effect wears off abit, so you should be able to go it
normally. Once you've done this, you've completed the Phil's
assets! You can now buy all kinds of seriously powerful hardware
from this guy. For just two missions, its worth it.
Submitted By: Paranoid Idiot
Walkthrough for Cop Land Vercetti Estate, after you've killed
Diaz.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------"Cop
Land"
First of all get in a fast car (there is an �Infernus� parked
outside of your estate). Now you need to get some police
attention so go to the lockup (pink dot on radar) and make sure
that the �Infernus� doesn�t get smashed up.
Once you get to the lockup park the car around the side next to
the Police car and then go inside of the lockup and start
shooting at pedestrians (make sure that you don�t hit �Lance�,
the mission will fail if he is killed).
Once you shoot a couple of pedestrians, you will start to get a
wanted level. There are a few possible outcomes to this method
of attracting the cops, either a cop car will come into the
lockup straight away and you will get the police clothes that
way, or the cops will run into the lockup. Either way this
method is pretty good (rather than shoot pedestrians you can
shoot a cop car and then run into the lockup. This is another
way to get the clothes).
Once you and Lance have the clothes go back into the car that
you came in (make sure that it is not a service vehicle i.e. FBI
Car, Police Car etc or you will not be able to get it
re-sprayed). Then drive to the mall, which is indicated on the
map as a purple dot, and park your car near one of the entrances
facing the road so you can easily get away. Once in the mall go
and find the car which is parked on the display, steal it and
park it outside of the shop with the bomb in it. Go in and arm
the bomb, then come out and get back in the car and drive
towards the exit of the mall It is best to escape in the car so
that all of the shots you take will be reduced from the cars
damage meter rather than yours.
Drive to the area where you came in and exit the mall on foot.
Then get in the car which you parked outside of the mall and
drive quickly to the re-spray shop (Blue square with a right
line through it on the radar). Once you reach here you will lose
the cops and it�s an easy ride home.
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Thats it hope this helps.
Diaz.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------"Cop
Land"
First of all get in a fast car (there is an �Infernus� parked
outside of your estate). Now you need to get some police
attention so go to the lockup (pink dot on radar) and make sure
that the �Infernus� doesn�t get smashed up.
Once you get to the lockup park the car around the side next to
the Police car and then go inside of the lockup and start
shooting at pedestrians (make sure that you don�t hit �Lance�,
the mission will fail if he is killed).
Once you shoot a couple of pedestrians, you will start to get a
wanted level. There are a few possible outcomes to this method
of attracting the cops, either a cop car will come into the
lockup straight away and you will get the police clothes that
way, or the cops will run into the lockup. Either way this
method is pretty good (rather than shoot pedestrians you can
shoot a cop car and then run into the lockup. This is another
way to get the clothes).
Once you and Lance have the clothes go back into the car that
you came in (make sure that it is not a service vehicle i.e. FBI
Car, Police Car etc or you will not be able to get it
re-sprayed). Then drive to the mall, which is indicated on the
map as a purple dot, and park your car near one of the entrances
facing the road so you can easily get away. Once in the mall go
and find the car which is parked on the display, steal it and
park it outside of the shop with the bomb in it. Go in and arm
the bomb, then come out and get back in the car and drive
towards the exit of the mall It is best to escape in the car so
that all of the shots you take will be reduced from the cars
damage meter rather than yours.
Drive to the area where you came in and exit the mall on foot.
Then get in the car which you parked outside of the mall and
drive quickly to the re-spray shop (Blue square with a right
line through it on the radar). Once you reach here you will lose
the cops and it�s an easy ride home.
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Thats it hope this helps.
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